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Melanie Ribbe for Galore of the Day

I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!! Via GALORE

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Louise by Cece Young of the Day

Her name is Louise. I don’t think she really matters, in the grand scheme of thing, but so important right here, right now….because all women matter…not just because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt….or maybe because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt…because it brings back as many memories of wet t-shirt events at shitty college parties where people like you were seeing the only set of tits you’d see all week…pre-internet porn…while the jocks were prepping a gang rape….the good old days…. These are shot by Cece Young and they are awesome….

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Rosario Dawson for Grazia of the Day

I’ve seen Rosario Dawson in person, at least once, about a month ago…and she was just big and uninteresting to look at…I mean I guess she’s seen better years…like in the 1990s when she was recruited by a younger and more perverted Harmony Korine to be the 15 year old virgin who ran around in her bra and panties in KIDS, all young and fresh and criminal to masturbate to, which is probably where her career should have ended, instead it allowed her to turn her life as an immigrant hispanic, squatting in abandoned buildings, or at least that’s what she said, to become the busty star of the early 2000s, but cocaine and cock and whatever else she’s done has made her boring…washed up…haggard and the worst….but people still like her since Hispanics…always have fans as they act as a beacon of hope to those hispanics cleaning toilets…that one day they won’t be cleaning toilets…

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Rosario Dawson for Grazia of the Day

Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits. I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple… She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing… Here are the pics..

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Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits. I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple… She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing… Here are the pics..

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Candice Swanepoel Does Marilyn Monroe of the DAy

South African, owned by Victoria’s Secret model, like on of the slaves on her farm back home, Candice Swanepoel, got done up as Marilyn Monoroe, and it is not even Halloween….making the whole thing creepy as fuck, because anytime I dress like a dead woman and it is not Halloween, people find it fucking weird…and I feel the same scrutiny should be applied to this import models…who I prefer when they are half naked…because that’s the whole reason they exist…or should be…because of the way they are built… But you Marilyn Monroe weirdo fans, who like her so much that they would dig her up and jerk off on her remains, probably like this kind of thing, or anything the resembles Marilyn Monroe, even though she’s been dead 100 years…

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Rita Ora Does Beyonce in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.

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Dakota Fanning in Work Out Clothes of the Day

My favorite thing about working out is just parking outside of the gym, my dick in hand, watching all the girls go in and out of the place in their spandex outfits, especially in summer, because they usually involve shorts, so that I don’t even have to go inside the gym, but I can still masturbate to the vagina definition on fit little bodies…so next time you’re at the gym…worry about us guys on the outside, but not too much, we’re too fat to run after you…we’re just here to watch… That said, usually, the girls at the going into the gym, aren’t all sweaty pussied the way I want them…you know from being fit, but rather sweaty pussied from being obese…but at least they are sweaty pussied…it adds more flavor… That said, here’s Dakota Fanning, the creepiest actress in the history of Actresses because she was 40 at the age of 5, at least in interviews…and either that’s some Alien shit, or some overly trained dancing monkey thanks to stage parent shit I want to see naked…but not really….for any reason other than loving naked. I don’t know what the point of this was. I like to think of it as performance art. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Olivia Munn Puppies of the Day

Olivia Munn gets perpetual hate from people, but I’m sure she’s not that bad. She just had an opportunity that came her way before social media was really that big, to host a TV show, that was on a legit digital, but still legit channel…that ended up going bankrupt, and she took it…because it was probably better that going to failed audition after failed audition…her mouth was already warn out and tired of sucking its way through… So she reached a bunch of gamers and nerds and gamers and nerds are loyal – they put her on the map – because they loved that she spoke their language – even if they knew it was a lie – it brought hope and they believed… Then she got into movies, and now she’s posting big cleavage and puppies on instagram…and none of it matters…she doesn’t matter…but for some reason…you virgin losers still jerk off to her…or the memory of her you probably married when she reviewed your favorite video game..or some equally strange, socially awkward thing…

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Heidi Klum Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that… I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting… Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck…. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEDN THAT MAKE ME LAUGH

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