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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed.. Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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Jessie J Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessie J is some bisexual pop star from the UK. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, and that is probably a good thing…because the UK has a whole pile of shitty pop music that we are never exposed to…it is part of their culture, I blame the Spice Girls… The only reason I know Jessie J, is because she performs in leotards, back when only a handful of these popstars were wearing leotards…I also know that she moved to LA because America appreciates her voice, while the UK just appreciates gossiping about her, because her voice doesn’t matter…I also know that she’s got some weird trashy tattoo that looks like she got in the housing projects in Atlanta one night before going to work at the stripclub…I also know that she’s built bottom heavy like she belongs in a hip hop video…with Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea because that’s the trend….make black dudes fuck you and white suburban kids who wish they were black will love you…and here she is in some self shot bikini pics for instagram…because it turns out America doesn’t care about her enough to send the paparazzi.

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Samantha Gradoville for Transmission Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. All the other would be American models are fat on Genetically modified foods and refined sugars while sitting in the trailer park watching Honey Boo Boo and other mindless shit to make their existence as depressing as their credit card debt… She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and she’s doing it again….because it is a commendable way to get ahead…because her tits, like all tits, even bad tits, are awesome… This kind of work has got her into Victoria’s Secret….filling their US quota, as to not outsource talent too much…so I guess when you look like this…it works…

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Victoria Justice in Cosmo of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Victoria Justice. Pedophile types, well not really pedophile types, more the kind of guy who likes jail bait, which according to statistics is all guys, especially those repressed assholes with kids, who can’t find 5 minutes to jerk off, because if their kids aren’t on their asses, their wives are…living a life of hell ..hell filled with Nickelodeon shows they are forced to watch because they can’t even choose their own shows….and girls like this are cast as the main characters…to seduce you and remind you of all you are missing out on because everyone knows they have had their childhood robbed of them by their parents, and that’s the kind of issues we like in spoiled brats with hot young bodies…that they have been trained to slut out with…hence why her topless nudes happened…. She’s over 18…and now she’s in Cosmo….but you’re still a fucking creep.

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Farah Holt Naked for Sam Livm of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am love Farah Holt…not because I actually care who she is…or know who she is…or what she does or what inspires her…or what her dreams and aspirations are…but because she SHOWS HER NIPPLE IN ELLE but more importantly…gets totally naked for this magazine…but strategically totally naked…so that I can’t see her asshole…which is a fail shot by a photographer named Sam Livm… This love is as real as love needs to be…you know soul mates that haven’t come together yet, but that I’ll try to cum to one day when bored, becasue naked for fashion pics…are porn to me…if I take enough viagra… but then again…Tall, skinny, UK model body, getting naked…to advance careers…is my viagra…

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Lindsay Lohan Legs for Boxing Day of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says Boxing Day like a box that everyone once loved, but that no one cares about, because it virtually died 8 years ago, and not just because it got fucked to death by many dirty cocks to fill its void, but because this box just stopped mattering…it became irrelevant…but despite not being into necrophilia, or disgusting things…I would be willing to try to breathe new life into this box…using my mouth…despite my better judgement…and the smells radiating out of it…because Lindsay Lohan, botox face and all, is and forever will be a Christmas Miracle, even after Christmas, at least to her family who raped and pillaged her, exploiting her to make them all money leaving her a shell of a person with no soul….but a Christmas miracle none-the-less…I just wish she uncrossed her legs so we could see the real damage…but I never get what I wish for…

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Kid Puts Porn CD on in Walmart and Other VIdeos of the Day

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girl Gets Punched in the Face at a Party How to Get a Broken Leg Undercover Cop VS a Girl

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McKayla Maroney’s Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney is an American Hero…she has won Olympic medals…and in doing that has lured a bunch of creeps who are into young girls in gymnast outfits, being all flexible, all thanks to the American laws on sex offense…. I think her most relevant work was when she leaked nude pics of herself, to be scandalous, while being the victim all while she comes across as some kind of virginal, innocent, playful…who is clearly a harlot, because everyone is clearly…well versed in seduction…thanks to porn being so popular…and here she is in her Christmas porn.

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Selena Gomez Illegal Christmas Pic of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If a gym teacher, school bus driver, little league coach, camp councillor, child therapist, or really any man was to post this same picture…they would get arrested…especailly if it was a Mall Santa…. When Selena Gomez does it, it’s ok, even though she has a history of sex offence, back when she was boning a 16 year old Beiber when she was over 18…. Maybe, it’s best to keep babies off the internet as a general rule….

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stepGIRLS for The Kind Pen of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s what I call a little Christmas miracle, starring one of our latest #stepGIRLS who got into the Christmas spirit, wearing her Christmas lingerie, in what looks like it could be a rape van, not because we endorse rape like the drunk topless dudes at the bar last night did, but because it’s how we travel in luxury here…. She’s rockin’ her christmas party of half naked goodness with her KIND PEN VAPE , which according to my friend who is all about weed is the best vape around because you can use weed, oils and fucking whatever else you crackheads are smoking in vapes these days….since I don’t smoke and know nothing about these things… So if you’re looking for something to get your girl, or any girl high enough to fuck you…. GET THIS NOW ANd if you want to look at some silly pics by us for us….here you go…

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