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Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers. I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem… Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand… Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her… It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in… This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

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Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers. I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem… Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand… Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her… It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in… This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

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Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA …are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of… I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA …are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of… I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

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Rita Ora Hard Nipple in a Tennis Outfit of the Day

Rita Ora is so classy, all ready for the tennis match like she was a socialite white girl, when really she is of unknown race and probably not classy at all, because she seems like she’s straight gully from the UK who smashed her way to the top – in the even you don’t know what that means…let me translate it for you – she seems like she’s UK trash who fucked the right people and got an opportunity to come to North America where she worked her connections in efforts to become the next Rihanna and it is starting to work – even if it took a solid 3 years…her ass and tits remained big enough to guide her to where she needs to go…but then again, pretending to be hip hop, like Drake has proved, means you don’t have to be gutter at all, you can be white and Jewish and just pretend and the people will listen… Whether she actually plays tennis, or goes to country clubs is irrelevant, because I think this post is more about her walking around hard nippled…and I don’t think making it sport related, even if it is a sport I have a fetish for, is really relevant, but then again, I dress up my wife as a tennis ball sometimes and go down on her, so maybe a costume is key to a solid role play – what the fuck do I know…nothing…that is the fuck do I know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Girl Streaker and Other Videos of the Day

Attempted Robbery Caught on GoPro Crushed By a Faulty Elevator – WTF…. Police Shoot Out on Video Wheelbarrow VS Ram I Think This is Old…but Dude Just Wants to Dance…THE REMIX Girl Gets Stripped for Being a Homewrecker

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Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini… I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits… I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

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Alessandra Ambrosio in See Through Shorts of the Day

#455304762 / gettyimages.com Mom Alessandra Ambrosio, who I like to pretend isn’t a mom, because it makes looking at her more tolerable, wore see through shorts to some Madrid Fashion Week event, shorts that I am partially excited to see come into trend, you know that all mom’s of two will wear, especially the ones in line at Walmart, because I am ready for that level of disgusting. #455304744 / gettyimages.com #455304742 / gettyimages.com #455304730 / gettyimages.com #455304710 / gettyimages.com #455304704 / gettyimages.com #455276100 / gettyimages.com #455274776 / gettyimages.com I guess if that doesn’t interest you…here are some pics of her in workout gear back in LA TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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