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Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

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Gisele’s On the Beach of the Day

I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is… She was also doing fascinating things like: 1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday. 2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica 3 – Abusing babies 4- Praying. But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them… She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram…. Here are her tits…. She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

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Lisa Snowden is a British Nobody Crying for Attention Proper of the Day

Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s simulating sex with some black guy in the park in her bra, which may be normal behavior for some street hooker trying to make a living, but not for some woman who has been on TV and who I guess has some level of fame where she is from. I mean at least enough to get the paparazzi to take pics of the shit. I am not offended by girls with huge tits in their bra in public. I am not offended by white girls who fuck black guys. I get the appeal, not because I want to fuck black guys, but because white guys are little bitches.. I just think there’s a level of trash going on with this girl that is better suited for people who don’t get on TV… I am all for girls acting like porn chicks. I am all for girls putting themselves out there and fucking in public for some crazy stunt. I just think girls should act like ladies. It’s much more fun when they actually leak the nude pics…because even though we know they are intentional…we can at least try to believe the lie. With this girl, it’s like, we get what you are doing, we will look, but we won’t like or masturbate to it. Which to me means she’s doing her slut hustle all wrong. She should hire me as her slut hustle consultant. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Kimberly Garner Rockin’ Side Tit of the Day

#453172282 / gettyimages.com The highlight of my life – you know the moment I thought I peaked but didn’t realize I peaked until it was too late – was when Kimberly Garner, an unknown UK scripted reality star, with one of the hottest bikini bodies I’ve seen, especially considering it is out of the UK, where most girls are Grey Skinned and shaped like a doughy potato, or like some trashcan stripper with absurd sized fake tits…giving her bonus points or some leniency when it comes to her bikini body… Then she took it all away from me…by unfollowing me – reminding me that I am not relevant, important, or ever going to have her sit on my face… The good news is that I’ll deal, there are a million other girls who don’t want to sit on my face, even really ugly ones, for me to forget exist until side tit at red carpet events happen…and I am reminded of the day they broke my soul…for about 3 minutes before remembering that I don’t have a soul… Here are some pics of her tit, because I am not petty and I will celebrate what was and not pretend we never existed as one cohesive unit for about an hour…through the internet… Here she is dressed for Prom….at some Premiere she got invited to cuz she made the “barely famous enough, but just famous enough” cut. #453184272 / gettyimages.com #453184254 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Millie Mackintosh Topless on the Beach of the Day

Jesus. UK girls are a whole pile of fun. This Millie Mackintosh is apparently a UK reality star, married to someone naked PROFESSOR GREEN. Who posted this video of her sleeping on their way back from IBIZA where she got topless because she wanted him to… I like that on her BLOG she wrote: I usually try to avoid reacting to stories in the press concerning me. Bitch, you don’t try to avoid anything when it comes to press, because everything you do is to get in the press. I don’t believe you don’t react to stories in the press, because you seed those stories. This kind of shit, you know the person behind the topless pics…is just everything wrong in the world…except maybe for topless pics…those are ok…but much more interesting when not intentionally in effort to get in the paparazzi….it’s like it takes everything pure and beautiful out of topless pics…and for that I hate this attention seeking pile of shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Michea Crawford for Agent Provocateur of the Day

stepGIRL who never was, Michea Crawford, who is one of my biggest regrets, is now the body for Agent Provocateur’s catalog and she’s fucking amazing. As much as I love seeing this girl in her photoshoots, you know hometown hero, who I am reminded of all the times I used to go to the same parties as her in Montreal and I didn’t try to make her fall in love with me through interpretive dance, love songs, date rape drugs, or really any tools that would make a girl fall in love with me..even for just an hour… Obviously, based not these pics, you can imagine that she was impossible to not notice, it was obvious she was going to go onto great things years later, like this…but I was too drunk to figure out how to be a part of that…or even figure out how to get her sit on my face…something you’d think all girls would go for…but that I am rejected for more often than not…I guess eating out isn’t treated the same way as getting blow jobs… Either way, as much as I usually hate other people’s success, especially people I couldn’t have signed and recruited back before they were actual models, I like seeing what Michea is up to…probably because she’s half naked and amazing. What a babe…

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Ashley Benson Hot on Set of an Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Ashley Benson is making movies….it’s for some Adam Sandler production because Adam Sandler has the ability to produce real fucking shit that makes a lot of money for everyone involved – since Hollywood is a real fucking scam… Apparently, she’s making real waves (with her legs) in this new role…at least that’s what her ass and thighs are telling me as she runs…it’s like a fucking Tsunami up in that red jump suit…and here is the pic… Close Up The good news is that her tits are tits…and exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Olivia Wilde Breast Feeding for Glamour of the Day

Breast feeding is trendy now. Not that it was ever really not trendy. I’ve been seeing girls breast feed in public for as long as I can remember. It’s kind of what you’re supposed to do genetically. You know all part of being human, but maybe I just live in Canada, and maybe I’m a pervert who encourages tits to be pulled out under any and all excuses…. If I went back in my archives on the site I’ve probably posted endless stories of the tits I experienced feeding babies on my days spent at Starbucks and in the Park before being a reclusive. What I don’t understand is why it is now a political play for Celebrities to jump on, only to think they are doing some great thing for mankind, by getting photos of their kid on their tit, as if it’s supposed to be shocking…when Cave men did it. Early fucking man did it. Your mom probably did it. It’s how you feed babies… It’s like leave it up to celebrities to be self righteous about everything possible. I can’t wait til taking a shit becomes a trend and celebs start posting pics of them shitting, looking for some kind of encouragement like a 2 year old who just made potty. Go fuck yourself Olivia Cockburn…we know that’s your real name…so stop being full of shit on all fronts.. All this to say, I dig babies going at tits like they should be me. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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stepGIRL Talula Wilde Bottomless Dreams of the Day

Her name is TALULA WILDE …she is one of the stepGIRLS which if you’re not familiar with, you probably don’t come to this site very often, but that doesn’t mean we won’t let you stare at pics of babes who have either recruited us or that we’ve recruited for photoshoots with talented people like Hussainstagram ….for your hot girls half naked in pictures experience… I love me some Talula Wilde…even though she doesn’t answer my calls when I stand outside her apartment at 4 am looking for someone to cuddle / watch shower with…but she does answer my calls when it comes to shooting magic…like this… All this to say…she’s an amazing member of the team…look out for more of her…

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