Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s…. I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating.. I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out. TO SEE PICS OF GISELE AT SOME WORLD CUP BULLSHIT CLICK HERE
You heard this fake news here first – Lea Michele is pregnant with her new boyfriend’s baby… I figure since she’s a fake talent, and fake babe, who had a fake relationship with a co-star who had a real drug addiction and a real overdose when she was not by his side, because that’s what fake relationships involve….leading to fake mourning before contractually being allowed to go back to living…deserve…. Maybe I’m just insensitive, especially when it comes to a woman in a bikini with a distended stomach…that could equally be caused by starving herself due to sadness and guilt from going on with her life… Maybe I don’t really care if she’s pregnant, if she’s sad, people die…it’s life…and I just like being an asshole about it…because I am an asshole… An asshole who likes anything in a bikini, even Lea Michele…something I would have thought was impossible… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There’s some story going around that Jessica Simpson is changing her name to Jessica Johnson…because she got married…and it is still a traditional thing for some women to do…because they want the same last name as their kids…and they like the idea of changing their name for their man…despite what all the feminists are pissed off about…you know up on some “It’s no a man’s world anymore, don’t let him dominate you girl”…bullshit.. I mean she’s a fucking Texan Christian with a homo dad who was once of the church…who raised her in the church…before hollywood put the devil in his pants…doesn’t mean this girl doesn’t want some level of white girl normalcy after years of being a sinner… Or maybe her man really did gold dig her hard…with solid mind fucks…either way, she can go back to her maiden name when she gets a divorce and in the meantime let’s appreciate her being fit, busty and in a bathing suit…because ultimately…who cares what she fucking calls herself…it’s not she matters in any of our lives…except maybe when shopping for Christmas gifts for your wife you hate at K-Mart….
Christy Mack is a hugely popular porn star who blocked me on Social media very early on in her career… It probably had something to do with me making fun of her for being a pornstar, but I only did that because I like making fun of girls who have any level of celebrity, whether it’s casting couch hustle or pornstar fucking for money hustle. It’s one of those, I feel it is warranted because they put themselves out there, get paid to leave their dignity at the door, and with all the hater, comes all the super fans who make her really matter, who I guess she prefers to focus on…understandably…I’d block me too….I’m a brat. That said, I’ve never seen her porn, apparently she’s one of the dirtiest fucks around. I don’t really dig that whole tattoo, inked up girl movement, but it is huge and people are all about it…so I get it. I have seen her in person 2-3 times, I didn’t even realize she was Christy Mack, because let’s just say she looks a lot better in pictures…but I probably wouldn’t tell her UFC fighter boyfriend that…because people who know how to kill people with their fists are the kind of people you try not to dis their porno wife….. Either way, my friends at INKED MAGAZINE did this great shoot with her….and these are the pics of her looking hot as fuck…if you’re into this tattooed girl thing…and you probably are…because it seems like everyone is…It’s so dark..
Danish model JOSEPHINE SKRIVER , daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instill the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, leading to a babe dialled into “artistic” nudity… I mean she’s definitely hot enough to be a stripper, escort or even a pornstar, but her gay parents and their gay lovers, showed her that the real way to make money off her nudity is Fashion…because fashion is respectable…and if she shoots spread eagle vagina shots for Vogue, it is making a statement on the condition of a woman’s role in society, but when a girl does the same post for “Teen Gangbang Sluts From the Projects”….it’s making a statement of “damn that bitch need money for drugs and illegit babies”… Both fun to look at, one a little bit of a better life strategy…that I guess she learned from having two active parents that actually wanted kids, because in their world, accidents from sex usually lead to hospital visits not abortion clinics… ALl this to say, gay parents are better parents than single mothers in the projects/on welfare/etc.…and here are the pics to prove it.
His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects.. Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of. I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do…. I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush. Photography Makeout Photographer of the Day His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects.. Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of. I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do…. I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.
I don’t know who Charlotte Foubert is. I assume she’s a model, but nothing next level or “super model”…but that may change, we all need to start somewhere and what better place that with your ass in a fashion booty shot by a great photographer named OLIVIE DESARTE … It would be nice if all entry level jobs, even starting out as McDonald’s cashier, started with ass pics… The world would be a far less violent, war-filled, angry place, because even the fattest of asses deserve to moon every once in a while, and I am willing to be an active member of the audience.
Here’s Cara Delevingne’s fatter, less successful, socialite sister who still got to become a model thanks to her family hook-ups and her interest in doing nothing but partying, but who never became the it girl her sister became, since Karl Lagerfeld didn’t like her as much…and because A-List lesbians didn’t fuck her as hard in front of the paparazzi…but she’s not giving up, she’s not throwing in the towel…she’s got some fight to be just as famous as her sister, she can work the paparazzi too…she can ride her sisters name and achieve greatness…which in their case isn’t accomplishing anything substantial, just THIRST TRAPPING on a professional level. For those of you who don’t know what THIRST TRAPPING is… It is when girls get half naked on instagram for likes…these girls do it for the paparazzi…but essentially it’s the same hustle. I Like her vagina Dangle…in her not quite tight enough…wet bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There’s nothing more amazing than a flat chested, strung out Angelina Jolie on heroin in the 90s, stung out and all up on some poor little rich girl with daddy issues talking about going to dinner and shopping and her mortgage like the 1% of Heroin addicts do, you know the kind who don’t get off heroin, thanks to opportunities to make millions, because they have a rich family safety net to catch them…and give them an acting career to make millions with… I don’t know, people do drugs, people love drugs, and spoiled rich kids are just as broken as homeless street kids, so I don’t see how this is an issue, if you didn’t think Angelina Jolie shot up at least once, clearly you’re a fucking idiot… I just wish there was more sadness in this, more horror, more shock value…all I see is a babe being a babe…like so many other babes – cuz ultimately drugs are good, even when her tattoos aren’t…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3YFI2khmM What a boring fucking drug addict. This should be sucking dick for coke. Not having a therapy session on coke. Talking and talking and never shutting up…pacing back and forth with all these pent up energy doing some kind of intervention with her friend…It is the fucking worst…I think she even cries when telling her friend to scale down and get a two bedroom with a pool, you know nothing crazy…what the fuck is this shit. I feel so let down. Actors fucking suck. So self involved, especially when they are spoiled brats to begin with. What a fail at drug addiction. I mean that body is tight… But heroin videos should have more convulsing, more despair…this shit is boring… I take it back…I’m 8 minutes in…there is a lot of things more amazing than Angelina Joie in a “drug den” filled with TVs and Evian Water and Cordless phones…go fuck yourself… I see more hardcore, sad, drug use every time I hire a hooker.
Emmy Rossum posted this picture of her in jeans from what I like to think is an intentional vagina shot vantage point…because if you do a spread eagled crotch shot with jeans on…it is hardly as slutty as if you do it with nothing but your fist inside you… The fact is that she was a nothing actress, who booked a big show, because that show needed someone willing to get naked, and she was willing to get naked, as bottom feeders do to get to the top…and I’m sure it wasn’t the first time she got naked to get ahead, I think 99 percent of Hollywood stars who aren’t dialled in with rich families have to do it that way…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…weasel looking Jewish guys with all the power need to get laid too…might as well be with a girl willing to hook for free than a hooker… Not that I know Emmy Rossum’s story…I mean even at this level of fame she barely fucking exists…truth. TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN WORKOUT CLOTHES CLICK HERE
