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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

Candice Accola is here to prove to everyone that just because you are on TV, doesn’t mean you should be getting into bikinis for the paparazzi, because not all pop tarts on TV are created equally. You probably don’t know Candice Accola, but she’s from Florida, a land to obesity, insanity, and girls who look a hell of a lot better than Candice Accola in their bikinis, because unlike Candice Accola, they are either drug addicted, or busy working on it, rather than throwing in the towel because she got on TV and that was enough for her… She’s on a show called Vampire Diaries, but should be in the gym. Her boxy untoned body…has eaten too many tacos… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

Emilia Clarke Pretty Alright for Marie Claire of the Day

Emilia Clarke is up on some Game of Thrones shit, and I am just posting it to jump on the bandwagon, you know to be relevant and inline with what is going on in pop culture, I follow trends 10 months too late, because this is a pop culture site and that’s what I do, and ignoring the babe from the most popular show I don’t watch and will never watch because I am too cool to follow the masses, but more importantly, I have had too much sex to respect anything with dragons in it, that nerd shit makes me feel uncomfortable…but ignoring it would be like ignoring myself…and even though that’s what most people do, especially girls I try to have sex with…consistently, and compulsively….I won’t let that happen her or not, not today, not ever when I can just put up these pics of Emilia Clarke looking’ hip in some snap shots for a magazine…and move on like they didn’t happen…which is what I am going to do. Just watch.

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Emilia Clarke Pretty Alright for Marie Claire of the Day

Emilia Clarke Pretty Alright for Marie Claire of the Day

Emilia Clarke is up on some Game of Thrones shit, and I am just posting it to jump on the bandwagon, you know to be relevant and inline with what is going on in pop culture, I follow trends 10 months too late, because this is a pop culture site and that’s what I do, and ignoring the babe from the most popular show I don’t watch and will never watch because I am too cool to follow the masses, but more importantly, I have had too much sex to respect anything with dragons in it, that nerd shit makes me feel uncomfortable…but ignoring it would be like ignoring myself…and even though that’s what most people do, especially girls I try to have sex with…consistently, and compulsively….I won’t let that happen her or not, not today, not ever when I can just put up these pics of Emilia Clarke looking’ hip in some snap shots for a magazine…and move on like they didn’t happen…which is what I am going to do. Just watch.

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Find Me the Ireland Baldwin Nipples for Attetnion Pics of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame… So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin… Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…

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Bryanna Holly is Hot for Unleash’d of the Day

You probably don’t know anything about Bryanna Holly, you’ve probably never heard of her, and you are probably not following her on Instagram, but I know she is…she’s a low level LA instagram model, who fucked one of the Kardashians, and milked that experience as hard as she could to get a level of followers that brands think she’s relevant and a “trendsetter” or “influencer” or whatever the fucking catch phrase is for girls who can push product to their idiot virtual fans…. She’s not all that hot, but I like that she’s openly used her vagina to get to where she’s at, all via Brody Jenner, and for some reason, I endorse that behavior and I am reminded that if you are a hot girl, and you aren’t making over 100k a year off being hot, whether it’s escorting, or fucking stripping, porn or even exploited your boss as his slutty assistant…you’re an idiot… I think these are for some magazine called Unleash’d…and here’s her booty, because despite being not the hottest, she knows her angles and how to selfie proper…and people know how to use her for followers…I dig it,…enough to post it…

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Gigi Hadid in her Boyfriends Homo Music Video of the Day

I have singled out and been abusive towards Gigi Hadid. She is the really rich Malibu Muslim Barbie, with the multi millionaire father, who got her cast in Guess campaigns, because the founder of Guess is like his brother, and the founder of Guess is also like a brother to the SI Swimsuit editors, leading to Gigi getting that pony she always wanted, only instead of being an actual pony, it was a photoshoot in a major magazine little girls aspire to get…and when you can afford anything, it’s the little things like that, that makes daddy’s princess feel happy… Now, she’s dating some Australian boy bad singer, who is underage….and she posted this clip from his new video, that she’s in…and for sombre reason I was compelled to post it…a reason I call “Homo shit”…because this is some so fucking homo shit, filled with cum that just got Gay Married, and then Died of AIDS, like it was the 80s HOMO shit… But I am glad his brat, egotistical girlfriend rich kid, made it all about her… Here she is in a shitty shoot…

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Gigi Hadid in her Boyfriends Homo Music Video of the Day

Brooke Marks Brings the Booty Ballet of the Day

Brooke Marks Highlights 4: “Monster Ballet” from Brooke Marks on Vimeo . Her name is Brooke Marks , I assume she’s a porn chick or cam girl, and she producing fucking legendary dance videos of her half naked and showing off her asses and I think I am in love… She’s some naked, hot, funny raver chick, I want to marry and she makes me happy the internet exists so people like this have a place to be amazing, and I have something fun to jerk off to… More girls need to be like this….

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Rita Ora Topless in Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement. I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into… That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

I think it’s funny that people care that Kendall Jenner’s fat vagina is eating her leggings, she’s from Kris’ vagina, and thus trained to both eat everything and have a vagina that pretty much eats everything, and these workout leggings, are probably some of the more wholesome things that have been jacked up inside her while practicing for a sex tape of her own…and that’s why I am posting this, I like to encourage these girls…to keep up the good work! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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