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Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls… She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her… She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year…. His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes…. The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive… Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

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Taylor Momsen’s Full Frontal of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool… I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..

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Kate Upton on the Beach for Edelman’s of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World… Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media.. Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.

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Help Save Cupid on Valentine’s Day of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I got this email: My friend Kris Kelly, who runs a nonprofit animal rescue got a call about a dog that refused to leave the street corner where he had been dumped 6 weeks earlier….. He was laying on the  corner all day, everyday for the entire 6 weeks. Neighbors  were leaving bits of food and water, but he wouldn’t budge….. So I went there with a big bag of meatballs some blankets, and a leash, with two other women. We talked him down and calmed him and held him for 2 hours and finally got him into a car, and now he is being cared for and hopefully adopted by a rescue… But they are very broke….they need help through donations to pay for his care. Anyone who reads the site, yes I am talking to you, one dude who reads the site, knows I love dogs more than people, because dogs possess the qualities people are supposed to possess, it’s like they have evolved with us and kept all our good traits. They are loyal, sweet, amazing…and well they don’t talk back…. So when I hear a devastating story of an asshole fucking a dog over…and nice people who save them, I get involved and suggest you do too. Not to mention Kris Kelly is a total babe Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org. Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org. Or visit her site for more info thekriskellyfoundation.org

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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover is Awful of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot. Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not… Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from… I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense. I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself… It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense… If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Promoting Shoes of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not into beastiality…however…there is something oddly erotica about Sarah Jessica Parker showing off her legs. I know comparing her to a horse is such a played out angle for a played out woman who doubles as the figure head for all that is wrong in the world…not that I am against feminism or sluts but that I know behind the scenes the Sex and the City show was written by a gay dude, making girls have gay dude priorities, which is totally not what women are really designed for, leading to a lot of herpes, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, HIV, and single 45 year olds who wished they got married back when they decided to be “career” women who were free and sexually liberated like it was the 60s again… But she has such a serious horse head – there’s a reason people compare her to one…and all I want to say about this is that I repeat I don’t find SJP hot…I am just oddly attracted to her legs in this pic…and I guess I should just take ownership on this, I mean this is my site and I did just post this cuz I find it hot, it’s like my wife just walked in on me jerking off to Gay porn…but it’s probably just as bad as if it was…. This is not a proud moment.

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Hailey Clauson for GUess of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Guess has been pretty consistent in finding girls who look like Hailey Clauson for their campaigns. You know a little more body than the average girl..maybe even a little too much body since they’ve historically grown up to be pretty fat…from Anna Nicole Smith to Kate Upton…but there’s a handful of them along the way who are and remain pretty intact…here’s hoping this Hailey Clauson is one of them…because I just fell in love and I wouldn’t want anything like her physical appearance to come between that…

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The Crazy Horny Woman on the Plane Prank of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone sent me this story of a drunk woman who made sexual advances at the guy sitting next to her, who refused, which made her very angry, as most girls hate being rejected for sex, especially when they know there is always at least one dude willing to fuck them…leading to her going nuts and screaming that she would fucking kill him…leading to an emergency landing…leading to her getting arrested…leading to ruining the schedules of everyone on the plane… I think that was some pretty selfish behavior fron the dude…jump on the grenade, take one for the team, be a fucking hero…just fuck the girl, if she is even a girl, even if she wants to fuck you, for all those people trying to get back home but more importantly, for all those people who can’t get laid… Sure she’s disgusting, but how often does a girl want to fuck in the plane…and a stranger…this is what romance novels are based on… Here she is getting arrested…all from being turned down for sex..and not being able to contain herself…pretty fucking genius..

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Lookin’ Down J.Lo’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on cleavage that she’s never really had, but that a slow metabolism and aging has graced her with…I mean that or implants…and the whole thing is a pretty weird way to connect with her fans and let them into her everyday life…I mean..maybe she should focus on pro pics of her ass…even if she’s too old for that behavior at least it makes more sense than this….

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