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Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…

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How To Kill a Pumpkin of the Day

I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…

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Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened…. I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was.. This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

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Inga Makarova Nude Modeling for a Magazine Called Volo of the Day

I don’t know who this Inga Makarova chick is, but I know she’s lovely as fuck and that I am in love and hope she is still available for purchased on the mail order bride websites that I am sure don’t actually ship the ones who look like this, but rather the ditch pigs no one wants, because that’s the key to internet scams, but it low and sell it high…and I guess anyone buying a wife on the internet, doesn’t really have standards… TO SEE A LOT OF OTHER BABES NAKED IN THIS MAGAZINE…THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER CLICK HERE

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Ripped 64 Year Old of the Day

Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock…. I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie… If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Fake Tits of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…of course she has fake tits…she was born with a dick… At least that’s what I’ve been thinking on this Nicole Sherzinger since I first heard about Nicole Scherzinger and I have no idea why, maybe I’m racist and don’t understand her color scheme, because by the looks of her, she’s pretty fucking banging, except maybe that face, but you don’t really fuck a face, and when you do it is usually covered in tears so that you don’t see the features that may remind you of your prison roommate… It’s like, shit, she’s built well…but this may all be a custom job…but that doesn’t matter, I’m all for self improvement, even if you pay for it, cuz nothing in life is free yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Fake Tits of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…of course she has fake tits…she was born with a dick… At least that’s what I’ve been thinking on this Nicole Sherzinger since I first heard about Nicole Scherzinger and I have no idea why, maybe I’m racist and don’t understand her color scheme, because by the looks of her, she’s pretty fucking banging, except maybe that face, but you don’t really fuck a face, and when you do it is usually covered in tears so that you don’t see the features that may remind you of your prison roommate… It’s like, shit, she’s built well…but this may all be a custom job…but that doesn’t matter, I’m all for self improvement, even if you pay for it, cuz nothing in life is free yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jaime Pressly Weirdo See Thru of the Day

I prefer Jaime Pressly when she’s PEEING OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANTS Not that I even remember who Jaime Pressly is, but I do know she’s slowly morphing into a dude, despite the cleavage, that face is harder that it used to be and I think I see an Adam’s Apple…I guess it’s from hard living…the kind of hard living that leads you to PEEING OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANTS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes Forgot her Victoria’s Secret Bra of the Day

You’d think that being a Victoria’s Secret model, you’d have all the push up bras needed to make your tits look like implants, but yet mom and babe Doutzen Kroes threw that option out that window and said to herself “I’m gonna let my mom tits sag” but in some random imported accent…and I guess in protest to the brand that made her and paid her a lot of money…like a teenage girl trying to piss off her dad by fucking a black dude…only worse because I hate when the truth in titties is thrown down my throat…like when you bring a girl home with you only for the padded underwire shit to reveal her A-Cups…and not even because I hate small tits, in fact I love small tits, but I just don’t like a girl who blatantly lies…it’s like what else are you lying about….we’ll discuss after the roofies wear off…seeing as that’s the only way any of us get girls in push up bras home with us…

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Cindy Berthelot for Some Underwear Collection I Want To Lick of the Day

I don’t know who Cindy Berthelot is because the internet doesn’t really want me to know who she is…but I do know GOOGLE IMAGES HAS HER TITTIES …and knowing what her titties looks like is substantially more interesting and relevant and important that knowing anything else about her…it’s even more important than these catalog lingerie pics she’s taking for some underwear company that I’d like to lick and lick and lick until the acidity in my saliva melted the shit off her…even if it took weeks to accomplish…I’m just committed to random girls posing in their underwear like that…she’s a babe…I should find her on twitter and ask her on a date…I’m sure it will turn into a long winded romance than ends in a double marriage like all my tweets to girls I want to be smothered by….

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Cindy Berthelot for Some Underwear Collection I Want To Lick of the Day