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Hot Granny Dance of the Day

Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…

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Naked Models Playing Soccer of the Day

For those of you don’t know, the Twins who sued Facebook for stealing their idea and who made 600,000,000 dollars because of it, have gone onto start a high quality porn magazine that’s not marketed as a porn mag, but that is more on the fashion and art tip, because advertisers like that, but more importantly, hot aspiring models are more willing to get naked for that… The rumor is that they only started the magazine cuz they are rich as fuck and it allows them to throw huge parties and fuck hot girls…and I figure if you’re rich as fuck, you might as well do something like this, because in the process we all get to experience a bit of the fun… THis Glam shot was done by Ben Watts, he’s the main photographer at Victoria’s Secret, and more importantly, I think you can see labia… Treats magazine is our friend.

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Gracie Carvalho for Next Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Gracie Carvalho, which always makes me laugh, because I am 5 years old and her name ends in HO, while her job involves being a HO, whether you want to admit it or not, that’s essentially what models do, it’s just packaged a little classier, more high end, and marketable, but ultimately, this is just a lap dance in a strip club away from stripping, and I don’t care what anyone says….I think the proof is in the men they choose to social climb and gold dig with… She’s posing in Victoria’s Secret catalog shots we’ve all seen before, hell I’ve probably aleeady posted them before, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference from this to that to the other… But the creepy thing about that, is that you know that somewhere out there, there is a dude who has every single VS catalog scanned and cataloged in his own weird creeper jerk off room, and he knows every bra style number these girls are wearing, in fact he buys his favorite to try on and model / masturbate on…and for some reason that makes me believe the world is a better, more entertaining place.

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Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

I don’t know what it is about the UK, but they breed trashy girls who are willing to get topless, and I am totally into that, I mean without it, I’d probably never get laid, or see tits, so celebrating these strippers for being anything but strippers, or more than just strippers, makes more and more of them take off their clothes…it is a solid scam… This one is named Melissa Clarke, she’s a page 3 girl, she’s not all that exciting, but this shoot for Bizarre is kinda fun, and we like topless girls having fun…it’s kinda my thing…

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Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

I don’t know what it is about the UK, but they breed trashy girls who are willing to get topless, and I am totally into that, I mean without it, I’d probably never get laid, or see tits, so celebrating these strippers for being anything but strippers, or more than just strippers, makes more and more of them take off their clothes…it is a solid scam… This one is named Melissa Clarke, she’s a page 3 girl, she’s not all that exciting, but this shoot for Bizarre is kinda fun, and we like topless girls having fun…it’s kinda my thing…

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Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD…. You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD…. You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk in Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk reminds us like so many pop-up ads on the internet…that Russia is a good place to find some of the hottest fucking girls in the world…for no real reason other than those Commie bastards killed off the uglies while conditioning their people to be the first in Space travel, the first in Olympic Medals, and the first in rationed toilet paper… Here she is posing for some lingerie company…in lingerie…looking not as hot as she has looked in other shoots…but still the kind of girl I’d buy in exchange for citizenship..and companionship…if my fat wife wasn’t always standing in the fucking way….

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Singing Polish Fish of the DAy

This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good. This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…

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Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits… She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical… Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is… Here are her FHM pics…

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