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Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.

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Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.

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Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines… This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places… You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

Clara Alonso for Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Clara Alonso is some Spanish model in her 20s who has walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, something Victoria’s Secret would like you to think means she fucking matters more than walking any other fashion show, because this commercial billion dollar brand who recruit the best looking bitches, are the end all and be all of modelling, at least according to them….and all the other assholes, like me, who get sucked into their marketing lie… I don’t know what company she’s posing in lingerie for right here, but I do know she’s lovely as fuck and despite being Spanish and likely borderline totally fucking insane, the kind of bitch who cuts your dick off in your sleep cuz she thinks she smells pussy on you, like all Spanish girls, I’d be willing to fuck with that, because who really needs a dick after sticking it in something this glorious….right? Physically, she’s up there with I’d fuck her if she was HIV Positive, because I like commitment when it looks like this…if you know what I mean.

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Diaper Fetish of the Day

I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera… I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…

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Diaper Fetish of the Day

I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera… I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…

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Shailene Woodley in Some High Waisted Underwear of the Day

If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because of her high waisted panties. I get the whole hipster, fashionista, not necessarily sexy, but retro thing that is going on, but I don’t really think a young actress trying to make it in Hollywood, being put up against sluts, like real hot sluts who don’t even wear underwear when they have photoshoots lined up, because they want to show just how committed they are to the job, I’m talking hotter, more talented and willing to get naked sluts…not in high waisted underwear like they are in their 50s…and you just picked them up at a wedding to fuck because weddings are romantic and make you willing to fuck anything with a pussy, even if that pussy is being kept in some weird as fuck tent kind of underwear to help hide her 3 pregnancies and menopause….but not on an up and comer…it’s so weird. But not as weird as this bitch losing her weave like she was Beyonce…

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Shailene Woodley in Some High Waisted Underwear of the Day

Ginta Lapina for La Senza of the Day

Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around…. She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked for underwear companies owned by evil Victoria’s Secret, because it is good for her self esteem and self worth, but more importantly to her rich husband’s ego, if she’s still a working model…I mean not millionaire wants to fuck with an ex model, its bad for social events. Arm candy trophy wives must be signed by an agency.

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Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens thought it was a good idea to post a picture of herself in a Sports Bra, to let us all know that despite being a little chunky, especially in her last movie, she’s making moves to get fit, and those moves involve wearing skimpy workout gear like fit girls, kinda reminding me of the fat girl in a pair of booty shorts I saw at a late night diner eating a burger when drunk…. Maybe it is because Vanessa Hudgen’s family sold her off as a kid, and ever since then she’s been trying to fit in, whether she is built to fit in or not….whether it’s getting naked in self shot cell phone pics for male attention, or doing threesome shit in Springbreakers…or trying to get fit…but I am into her documenting the process because it’s better than not seeing her in a sports bra…right.

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day