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Sophie Vlaming Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Sophie Vlaming is another one of these models who has climbed the ladder of modeling by Taking High Concept Titty Pics . You know because it is art and not smut and it separates the girls willing to perform for their pervert photographer’s vision, rather than the reserved models no one wants anything to do with, even though the concept of getting topless for fashion, or for ten dollars a song, is virtually the fucking same. It’s getting ahead, using your body, and I am all for it. I always say any decent looking girl with a vagina, who is not using that vagina, to either get work, excel at work, or land a rich dude, who doesn’t have to be an asshole dude, but someone who can provide an awesome life for her without having to work as a waitress, is a fucking idiot. Use your moneymake bitches….and here’s Sophie Vlaming landing serious campaigns because of it.

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Barbara Palvin Boring for L’Officiel of the Day

These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.

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Angela Lindvall Wearing Retro Bikinis of the Day

If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to old pics you found in your grandmother’s basement of her at the beach in the 1920s, back before there was porn, and you were willing to take whatever you could get, not to mention the excitement of knowing that simpler time was just as perverted with their bikini pics, not to mention that the girls in the pic were dead, made it all the more exciting…. It’s just better when it is some model, like Angela Lindvall, who I have SEEN TOPLESS many times before, so that I can cross reference the old with the new, because jerking off to retro beach pics usually starts and ends there, you know it is impossible to find shots of the bitch’s nipple cuz by now she’s dead, so a little make-belief makes it all ok. You know sometimes better than the real thing.. So to you retro bikini fetishists, this ones for you.

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Alison Sweeney for Shape of the Day

Hey Alison Sweeney, who the fuck are you? According to Wikipedia, she’s soap star from Days of Our Life, who married a cop who was hired to be on Days of Our Life for one episode, and she had 2 kids with him, before hosting Biggest Loser, a show that is probably good for the ego to host, because despite your hard aging, and average at best body, you look awesome next to the bigs and cows they’ve let out of the barn filled with fast food, to exploit them for ratings, while seemingly saving their fat lives with diet and exercise, something all of us should be doing before we hit 250 – 700 lbs. And here she is posing in a bikini for Shape Magazine, because you’d assume being on the show would teach her good diet and exercise habits, while I would think it actually is more a “hey pass the donuts, at least it’s not like I’m 300 pounds” situation…at least based on these photoshopped bikini pics for a magazine…

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Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day

Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.

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Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

I can’t hate Ireland Baldwin because we are both Pug Whisperers, you know people of the Pug, who unfortunately have been trapped by their flat faced spell, but I wouldn’t hate on her even if she wasn’t a pug person, like me. In fact, I would celebrate the fact that she’s young, almost 18, a person of interest thanks to her famous parents and the scandal that arouse during their divorce. I would celebrate the fact that she’s likely not a virgin, as no one is, and that between now and her 18th birthday nothing will change in terms of what she looks like, making her a little less creepy to lust after, you know she’s on the cusp and by the time the lawsuit went through, she’d already be 18, making the jury have a hard time charging you with your sex offending ways you hebephile. Not to mention, she’s 6 foot 2 and could pretty much beat the fuck out of you, which to some of you, that may be part of her appeal, but to me is just a good reason for legs, legs that will likely be a swimsuit model one day, because these Hollywood brats aim high career-wise. These pics from her instagram include being high on 4:20 at Disney, like all 14-18 year olds should be on 4:20, an activity that embarrasses me when adults partake, but more importantly, the motherfucking bikini. Here’s the future, 6 months before it happens.

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Topless and See Thru Rihanna for Social Media Pic of the Day

Rihanna posted these 3 pics to her social media yesterday, because that’s what she does, and the highlight of them is one part her nipple and nipple ring in a tank top with some dude and the other topless in panties covering up in a push up bra with her arm kinda way. You see, despite making fun of Rihanna for dating her abuser, when all girls date their abusers, because they are attracted to powerful figures who take charge genetically, even if it’s not safe, happy or worth it. You know cuz when you’re Rihanna all these motherfuckers suck your dick, so when one comes along and beats you, you know he doesn’t give a fuck that you’re Rihanna and he’s gonna beat to his own horrible women beating drum that I guess makes her panties wet. Don’t get mad at me for saying his beating her turns her on, I don’t make the rules, I just report them and I can assume it comes from a fucked up, ghetto upbringing, coupled with becoming hugely famous, exposed and rich. The good news is we don’t need to get Rihanna….her body, especially on tour is rockin, so I’ll just continue to stare at the her goods and ignore all her bads. If you know what I mean, which you do, because you and me, we’re on the same fucking level motherfucker…we see eye to fucking eye when it comes to hot twat.

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Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a hot model and not just because her name is ridiculous yet fun to say, but because her body is fantastic, and that’s probably why she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret to do some of their Bullshit campaigns over the last year, while not contractually locking her in, allowing other companies like Revolve Clothing, to use her in similar, yet better shot and more interesting to look at ways, even if they also photoshop out her nipples, the only thing I really want to see in these pics, but being low standards and taking what I get, I like don’t mind staring a pics of her body, a body that more girls should aspire to have, because it’s not fat, dumpy, cellulite ridden and as far as I’m concerned, totally attainable if you’re not a lazy fucking cunt who emotionally eats.

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Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a hot model and not just because her name is ridiculous yet fun to say, but because her body is fantastic, and that’s probably why she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret to do some of their Bullshit campaigns over the last year, while not contractually locking her in, allowing other companies like Revolve Clothing, to use her in similar, yet better shot and more interesting to look at ways, even if they also photoshop out her nipples, the only thing I really want to see in these pics, but being low standards and taking what I get, I like don’t mind staring a pics of her body, a body that more girls should aspire to have, because it’s not fat, dumpy, cellulite ridden and as far as I’m concerned, totally attainable if you’re not a lazy fucking cunt who emotionally eats.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Body of the Day

All this attention is getting to Ashley Tisdale’s head. You know recently back burnererd while her cunt friends got all this press for their Spring Breakers bikini wearing bullshit, while she was the one with the body, who took care of herself, and actually worked out, while the others were just lazy fucking pigs about it. I figure it is because various reports from a source close to her have emailed me telling me they grew up together and that she’s actually 8 years older than she says she is, forcing her to choose clean living and fitness to keep up the lie…a choice that has resulted in a golden body. Not to mention, her face gets a lot of hate, at least by me, not because I wouldn’t cum all over it, but because I have higher expectations for Hollywood trash who make millions playing make-belief….badly. Forcing her to give the fans something worth jerking off to via squats. But now that the Scary Movie 5 press has died down, she’s hitting the internet full throttle to get noticed the best way she can….in a bikini. I mean I could think of at least 1 other way to pull it off, but I figure she’s peaking right now and we’ll have to wait for rock bottom to happen before instigating or launching that exposed vagina campaign.

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