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January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis… We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos… BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Check Bikini Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is still ugly…. I used to do a feature when she was a High School Musical starlet that got a lot of hype, that would basically just call her ugly, I didn’t go so far as to highlight or put arrows to her ugliness, but I assume the 2 readers who read it understood what I was getting at when I laughed at her botched nose, or whatever. The inspiration behind my hatred wasn’t that I was an incel woman hating asshole, even though that is what the simple minded assumed….my inspiration was that she was nominated for an MTV award for being the hottest starlet on TV or something…and I was like “FAKE NEWS” and had to do my part to counter those lies… In my calling her not hot, I did give her credit for fitness, cuz you can’t just slam some girl for having an ugly face, when we’re more into her body anyway, the world needs balance…you know accept that she’s not hot, but still fuck her cuz she’s got a hot pussy or tits or whatever. She has since let herself go, this was years ago, and she must be 35 by now….but she has figured out angles and that upper stomach “AB” looking thing …while she shamelessly bikini selfies….and the fact that spellcheck doesn’t flag selfie as a word that shouldn’t exist is partially to blame for this… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Check Bikini Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What Me Worry? A while ago, I picked up a MAD magazine in a grocery store because I remembered reading old mad magazines at this camp I was sent to as a kid. They were old editions so I didn’t understand any of the jokes, which paved the way for me to be an out of touch weirdo who doesn’t understand comedy, and 40 years after that horrible summer of MAD magazine, coupled with a creepy rapist #metoo but I don’t whine about it….I still didn’t understand the jokes in that MAD magazine…and as of recently….MAD magazine as officially been killed off….but it will forever live…not because of their innovating, influential approach to COMEDY…but because of this chick’s tits….cuz tits I do understand… The post Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down… Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

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This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard…. This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists. But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL…. Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players… I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet… It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us… Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt…. Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alina Boyko Topless of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alina Boyko is some Russian model because during communism, Russia killed off all the uglies that were brining down their perfectly designed communist ideals…cuz no community with uglies will prosper… So this new take on Russia or Russia’s new strategy of world dominance using internet marketing tactics you don’t need to be too smart to pull off, proven by Instagram sluts, which I guess is one level of the Russian Spammers rigging elections department we can all jack off to… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alina Boyko Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Wet for GayTimes of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charli XCX has her tits out for GAYTIMES because tits are what she’s known for, at least what I know her for, because I can’t name one of her songs, and if I was to go to the local mall and ask 1000 people what their favorite CHARLI XCX song is, I imagine only 1 person (if that) will know one. She’s that level of barely famous but the media wants to sell her to us…even though we aren’t shopping. SO, her in Gaytimes, is really a whatever situation, other than me finding it offensive that she’ll take any opportunity to pull her tits out, even willing to exploit her tits to the gay crowd, since they are probably the only people paying attention to her because they mistook her for a drag queen and they love drag queens… The fact that gay dudes don’t like tits, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t show off her tits, especially if it’s all she’s got…but it is pretty shameless, like take every chance se can to show the tits off, and despite being perfectly fine with that cuz I am a pervert, I think it’s selling herself short, pornifying herself in the worst way….like go big or go home this skirting around the issue is fucking dumb… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Wet for GayTimes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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