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Jessica Davies is a Better Glamour Model of the DAy

Hey Jessica Davies…..you’re some lovliness I’ve never heard of….and you need a lot more fans…because that loveliness needs to be spread around the world….and not just around the random men you’ve spread it on in your quest to get these big titties off a stripper pole and into the magazines…. She’ only has 10,000 twitter followers…which seems like fucking robbery considering she exposes herself on the internet, in magazines, and is busty as fuck, even if she looks a little cheap… We like cheap…it’s a fucking recession…. So after you take in these big titties that luckily didn’t choose self respect, education, or a career….but instead chose “Show me tits, get me shillings”….like a good girl. Those tits…I mean…seriously…Next level massive…and natural…what….?~!?

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Hey Rihanna Let me Smell your Fingers of the Day

Rihanna is a fucking dirtbag and I love it…I guess when you’re life is on display and you lose all privacy, you might as well throw any attempt at it out the window…and prance around in your thong showing off your new custom 1000 dollar boots you got for free….you know for everyone to not get distracted by the craftmanship of said boots by things like pants or full bottomed underwear…..or when on a private jet…why not shove your hand down your pants into the depths of hell that is your vagina and take a pic for instagram….next stop in her fall into crazy will be pics of her “turtling” or “Groundhogging” shit when too lazy to go to the bathroom….just put it all out there…you sold your soul for this fame…now bask in it you twat….you twat I’d love to smell on your fingers… I am a fan of her bad decision making. It will be fun to watch it implode.

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Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Glamour of the Day

Kate Hudson is the devil woman…at least that’s what I assume at least one of the many dudes she has had sex with is thinking (Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of her)…..you know a typical entitled brat from Beverly Hills with Celebrity parents who were too busy being celebrities to give her a normal upbringing, forcing her flat chested, yet round ass into interesting places….like the bed of a 50 year old singer who knocked her up….when she was 20 or some shit…leading to more men, more babies, being a bloated coked up looking whore, to this…svelte and photoshopped for Glamour…. Clearly, I’m not a fan. To read the interview – God knows why you’d want to FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are the pics.

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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini for US Weekly of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the cancer on society that is the Kardashians….a gang of rich kids from an uninteresting family who are made to look interesting even thought they do absolutely nothing for society that take up space and consume…. For some reason, I don’t understand, people flock to their bullshit..because I guess it is on TV and people are bored as shit….but I would have thought as society developed we’d be over this blip in pop culture that is celebrating garbage just because it has money and goes to exclusive events… I mean how can seeing rich people live the rich life….pretending to be busy when really just lazy slops be interesting? Cuz of an interracial marriage or two? Cuz of out of wedlock babies? I mean they are garbage and people need to recognize that….even if they are bored, depressed and in the middle of no where….change the channel…there are better things to watch with more substance than this…even Honey Boo Boo is a step up….. But here’s the “hot one” in her bikini for US Weekly….even though she’s not that hot….I feel like these magazines work for these assholes.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini for US Weekly of the Day

Rihanna’s Model Pose in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you. Here’s a video about her launch via the UK…. The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit… I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph…. Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

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Kelly Brook Vs a Dildo of the Day

Kelly Brook was punked on TV….in what would be be offensive….. if it wasn’t staring a couple hooker type women…who are virtually pornstars…..who just don’t have sex on camera…but who do showcase their tits for money…willing to do almost anything to get ahead…. You know what…this is actually a well executed prank….and I’m happy it’s allowed on TV…next time let’s hope she’s riding it or inserting it in her ass…but it would have to be a hell of a lot bigger to insure she feels it….that loose lipped /orifice harlot…..

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Kelly Brook Vs a Dildo of the Day

Ali Larter’s Shitty Old Lady Party Bikini Pics of the Day

The sex appeal of any girl significantly drops the second she puts out pics of her and her lady friends….like a bunch of 40 year olds on a girls trip….for one of their bachelorette parties for her 3rd marriage….because the first two didn’t play out so well…but now that she’s in her 40s and knows better…they can go get wild and talk about vibrators….hump dance local men on the resort…and have one too many cosmos like they were on Sex and the City….a show they were married to… You see this shit on facebook all the time…and they are all the same….impossible to masturbate to.

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McKayla Maroney Booty in Leggings for Fox News of the Day

This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack). Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….

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My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Topless in GQ Turkey of the Day

Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters… Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go. (that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance) She’s perfect…. Here’s the behind the scenes video…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Emil_Rat_GQ_2013.flv

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Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day

Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks….. Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

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Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day