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Miley Cyrus’ Subtle Yet Implied Lesbianism of the Day

Miley Cyrus has the lesbian haircut…she wears the lesbian combat boots…her fiance seems like a bottom who she probably wears the lesbian dolphin shaped strap on for…cuz it’s not gay for him if a girl is fucking him up the ass with a phallus that doesn’t look like a cock…and it makes him K-Fedding the richest twat under 22 bearable for him…. So it is only natural that she’d start playing up pics of her and her girl cuddling…licking her lips….and implying they just scissored themselves raw….at least that’s what I see going on in this pic…but then again…I’m twisted and the only thing innocent in life is me when the cops come knocking… She’s also about to drop an album…so this is phase one of a 10 phase program that involves her sleazing up to get people talking…. I’m ready for it.

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Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive… But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating… But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind… May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is. Good times….baby got disgusting back…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS…..IF YOU REALLY LIKE FAT OVERPAID AND OVER HYPED CHICKS IN BIKINIS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive… But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating… But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind… May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is. Good times….baby got disgusting back…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS…..IF YOU REALLY LIKE FAT OVERPAID AND OVER HYPED CHICKS IN BIKINIS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on…. But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

Yvonne Strahovski for Complex of the Day

Yvonne Strahovski is some 30 year old Polish / Australian actress who has been in Chuck and Dexter and I guess that’s about it…..I mean that was until today…because today…she’s also been featured as the cover girl for our favorite magazine – Complex…and we aren’t just saying that because they are the only magazine who believed in us before we let them down miserably….back in 2007…we are saying that cuz they are up to speed on what’s good…and based on her pics…I see a lovely…bright…semi-erotic…definite nude scene in her future….and that makes me happy…an emotion that is new to me…but surprisingly quite pleasurable….but maybe that’s cuz she’s a babe…or maybe it’s cuz she’s Australian and I love Australians…Doesn’t matter here are the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Melissa Debling’s Gutter Lingerie Shoot of the Day

When you go to the trouble and the expense of buying fake tits of this magnitude…being in lingerie is kinda what you are meant to do…or destined to do…or the only thing you can do to make it all make sense…otherwise…there would be one massively confused riff in the universe….meaning a classy young lady like this Melissa Debling who I don’t know, recognize or want to bother googling or even searching this site to find out more on….should be banned from wearing anything but lingerie….I mean why save it for photoshoots like this…when it could and should be her everyday outfit…to the bank, funerals, grocery stores…you know make them titties matter girl…. Here are the pics…of what look tacky, trashy, and low level pig of a stripper..the way I like it…she’s not hot..but she’s got tits…which save her…. Garbage… I didn’t post all the pics – but you can see them if you… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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India Reynolds’ Nuts Outtakes is the Glamour Model of the Day

As a reformed hater of Glamour models…I can say I really respect India Reynolds and appreciate her hard work… You see because just a few months ago…I used to laugh at these Glamour Models…thinking all they wanted to be was actual models…but due to lack of a good face or height…they were forced to do these low level shoots for men’s magazines… But then I realized…that these girls…are not aspiring models at all…if anything they are closer to strippers…but even stripping probably wouldn’t have been their career of choice…but instead hosting, or bar tending, or waitressing….but thanks to perks and opportunities and fame…they’ve become thrown their reservations aside and become nude models…showing off their rockin’ tits…and sex appeal that is far more interesting that actual models…and far more appealing that strippers or hookers anyone has access to….and the whole thing has made them famous…They are the Samantha Fox of the 2000s….shit’s always existed…but for some reason it brings hope of a better tomorrow….where new busty girls follow their lead…giving us an endless supply of busty topless girls we’d otherwise never see topless….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before …but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

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Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before …but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

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Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day