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Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day

I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media…. I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus…. TO SEE THE ARTICLE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do….. If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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Jennifer Lawrence is Funny for W of the Day

Fashion is some clowning shit, especially when fashion does some “high concept” bullshit, that isn’t high concept at all, but that all the idiots with no vision think is high concept, and beautiful imagery, because they are try hard retards who will consume any crap someone shits out and calls art or fashion…since it adds some flavor to their miserable existance..but I think it is funny, even if I prefer my art to be way more high concept like spread vagina, with midgets, homeless men and snowmans being built….you know if we are gonna be clowns about shit, let’s a least go big and be fun about it….not that Jennifer Lawrence hiding her tits to pose with birds isn’t fun…it just doesn’t make sense in its weirdness kinda like how it didn’t make sense that she was Academy Award nominated at 12 and instead of being the next great American Actress, she became the next franchise queen Kristen Stewart….kids these days have their morals all fucked up

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Jennifer Lawrence is Funny for W of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Bikini Instagram

Warning! Just look away! There’s nothing here for you to see. Trust me!

Kate Middleton Topless Pictures

French Magazine “Closer” just published pictures of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless . They’re nothing special and trust me her breasts are definitely not majestic. Also, the quality of these photos are so bad that the ones I posted are much sexier. Anyway, if you’re still curious and want to see what all the fuss is about, go to Twitter and type in Kate Middleton Topless or just click this link . You’ll find it.

Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body….. A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…

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Danica Thrall Lesbian Scene of the Day

There was a news story that came out the other day about some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother or some shit, that I assume is big in the UK, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but more importantly because she has that fake tit Glamor Model look….and since I’ve never heard of her, I also assume she’s probably leaked this story herself cuz this is how girls get famous these days..and really I don’t even know if this bitch is her, since I didn’t look into it, but I’ll just assume that it is….enjoy this softcore implant hustle that bores me…..if this is how lesbians actually fuck, no wonder they are so angry.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/danica_thrall_amp_ashley_emma.flv

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Hayden Panettiere for Women’s Health of the Day

You know when they photoshop her, and pose her like that against a white wall, it is hard to tell that she’s a midget who was involved in a Hollywood prostitution ring when she was a kid cuz her mom’s fucking crazy…at least that was the rumor she never addressed before going off the radar, getting implants, and dating 7 foot tall guys with massive dicks, to confuse us as to how they fuck, while reminding us that she’s a fucking circus performer….

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Seren Gibson Hot for Front of the Day

This is a hot All American, Hipstered Out photoshoot for Front magazine, featuiring all things American, like tits, coke, donuts, beer, pizza, flags, stars and stripes and fucking, even though it is for a UK magazine and features UK pussy..which would be considered mocking or racist if they were a bunch of blacks in white face, or a bunch of whites dressed like mexicans with Donkeys, but because there is a naked stripper turned Glamour Model in it, it is all ok…I mean she could be drowning puppies and someone would be jerking off to it…and that someone is you.

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Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works… So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop. Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Springbreakers-Stippers-Marketing.flv

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