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Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work. When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”… But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore… The post Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day

The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was… I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance… . The post Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day

The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was… I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance… . The post Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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That Dude Lea Michele Injecting her Hormones into her ASS of the Day

I guess now that trans rights are a thing, Lea Michele, a child star who I assume was born a man but was seen to have a better career if they cut off her balls and let her live a life as a woman, with her singing voice people seem to be into, it just made logical sense, and the hard face, so long as the hormone therapy was maintained could just be passed off as genetics….and with the whole advent of face injections, girl can rebuild herself to look like whatever kind of muppet she chooses to be….. So that whole movement has given her the confidence to post pics of her getting her female hormones injected in her, it’s a process, and this instagram thing is just a place to open up and share yourself with your people…the more authentic you appear…the better off your account translates to the people…. Unless she’s just doing this to mock DEMI LOVATO – you know like “hey bitch, I can still shoot up, you fucking loser, learn your dose fuck”…. Either way, solid excuse to pull your pants off for the internet. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post That Dude Lea Michele Injecting her Hormones into her ASS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day

I don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she seems to be on all kinds of TV shows and movies, but more interestingly, and probably more relevantly she gets naked on instagram, which is where you need to get naked to know you exist, because if you go without getting a notification on your phone for more than 30 seconds you might as well be dead…especially when you’re out there showing off your nakedness, giving it to the people for free, or for attention, which I guess is a currency when you’re empty on the inside!!! A key ingredient in the recipe that makes nudes! This is her self produced content…probably more important than her actual work…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Idiot Girl Jumping into Frozen Lake in her Underwear and Other Videos of the Day

Old Man Getting Blowjob at Old Folks Home Man Masturbates into a Bra Wedding Brawl… Sucker Punch in Supermarket FEMEN TITTIES! Dude Doesn’t Get Refund – Trashes Videogame Store The post The Idiot Girl Jumping into Frozen Lake in her Underwear and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vida Guerra is still awesome…of the Day

Vida Guerra lives… I guess she never really went anywhere and was consistently posting over the years, but I am sure no one really remembered her or really watched her aging process…it is depressing to see. I am sure Vida Guerra has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…..assuming people still remember what FHM was….I figure the people on this site do…cuz you’re old as fuck.So Vida went viral when the world was getting excited about asses, thanks to the men’s magazines…..but was then forgotten… She’s back! Thanks to plastic surgery procedures everyone on social media use…it’s accessible and attainable…and way easier than the surgeries she used to get back in the 90s….. So here she is at 45…killin’ it cuz she can….. The comeback tour, the revival, the big booty faking it cuz everyone is faking it and all you perverts don’t care cuz you just like lookin’ at it. The post Vida Guerra is still awesome…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Monica Wasp is a Wasp Bite You’ll WAnt on your Dick

Yesterday…I watched a video of a dick shoved into a wasp nest…or maybe it was a jar of wasps someone stuck his dick in …I didn’t actually look that closely, there is too much garbage on the internet to pay that much attention to…but I watched it long enough to think…what the fuck is wrong with the world…why is this a thing, a fetish or a stunt, and why would anyone get off to this…and I figure it’s because the American family values have gone to shit and you’re all a bunch of perverts….long gone are the days of Father Knows Best, while fucking degenerate shit is here to stay… I remember a time when I was the weird one, with weird ideas, and who made weird jokes about weird fetishes and groups…but now that shit is mainstream and I want nothing to do with the weirdos…and you shouldn’t either, but unfortunately you are one of them. I don’t know who Monica Wasp is, but fucking her may be better than fucking a jar of actual wasps, but you never know, these naked girls on the internet have all kinds of STDS from their climb to the top, and the damage could be as bad, s stinging and burning…but you’ll never know…so just stare at the tits. The post Monica Wasp is a Wasp Bite You’ll WAnt on your Dick appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natasha Poly Topless and Blonde of the Day

NATASHA POLY is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or at least loved by all who can afford to love her, she comes at a price thanks to being a model….like HOOKERS they have Day Rates… As a Russian with no soul, but looks that carried her to the top of her modelling career, and allowed her to mingle and be sold off to rich men who at least one has married…making for a Disney Princess story that paves the way and inspires sugar babies everywhere…while making me wonder why the fuck we are looking at tits of a mail order bride already wed…it seems counter intuitive for those of us in the market to buy a Russian bitch…. Some tits? Ok.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Natasha Poly Topless and Blonde of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Petra Nemcova’s Boyfriend is Pretty Daring of the DAy

In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster…. THAT SAID…. Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls… Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record. The post Petra Nemcova’s Boyfriend is Pretty Daring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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