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Emmy Rossum’s Tight Workout Body

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a perfect example of why I feel that Emmy Rossum is a two face, one minute she’s absolutely gorgeous in her baseball cap and sundress, and the next she looks like a pissed off softball player arguing a call. I don’t get it, maybe I’m just being extra critical because I haven’t seen her topless in Shameless in a few months and it’s pissing me off. I’m picturing it right now…. Awesome.

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Morning Hangover of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst. Here are some links…. LOL Cat Video of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes FOLLOW THIS LINK Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count) FOLLOW THIS LINK There’s a Storm Coming FOLLOW THIS LINK Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart FOLLOW THIS LINK The Will Ferrell Soundboard FOLLOW THIS LINK Free Cam Shows (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Hottie and a Dildu FOLLOW THIS LINK Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer FOLLOW THIS LINK Well Hello Daisy Daniels FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Hot on Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…

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Allie Haze Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see… She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough… She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist…. Good times…

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Bar Refaeli Half Naked for Maxim of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli posted these Maxim pics on her facebook an hour ago….she’s half naked in it, photoshopped in it, doin’ it like she’s a super model, when all she really is is a groupie who fucks famous dudes, who had a stint with Victoria’s Secret and pretty much everything about her fucking sucks, even her roots, cuz her existent is a product of the holocaust and that makes lookin at her ass sad…. I know Isreali girls, they all hate this bitch, say they know her and that she’s a fucking hack, and I’ll just assume that comes from an honest, non-bitter or jealous place, while you masturbate to her big moves into the print world, with star publications like Maxim…and by star publication I mean – I can’t believe they aren’t bankrupt yet…. She looks thick….Food time…

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Tara Reid’s Hot Upskirt Party of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish every day was Tara Reid day…..she is everything right with party sluts who are persistent and never fucking quit….who hit 40 with glory….all graceful and shit….I am so into this right now…she’s incredible. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Aniston Nipple Tricks of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck….unable to have children both because no man was every crazy enough to lock himself down to her, even though I would….but also because her boxy body is screaming menopause….she’s still trying to hold onto her glory days, you know to divert from the fact that she’s infertile and never going to have a family of her own thanks to her ego and being obsessed with her career….and she’s tapping into old tricks that were a success back in her Friends days…to show off those hard nipples and everyone will confuse her for being someone hot…when really she’s not…except maybe for that Greek thing, but all young girls go Greek these days, the above 30 crowd are the ones uptight about that shit cuz they didn’t grow up on hardcore anal porn and with Gay Best Friends who talk about dick in ass enough to make girls want to try it…..if you know what I mean…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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We Love LA for GQ UK September 2012 Phtotoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Amanda Booth, Lauren Young, Sarah Dumont, Xenia Deli or Stephan Corneliussen are…but I know they are amazing…I also know that I probably follow at least one of them on instagram, and I probably tell her that I love her and want to make Disney movie caliber romance….every single day because low level aspiring models who live in LA and who are fucking amazing to look at…is kinda my fetish….you know haven’t quite made it yet, but totally have what it takes and are working it hard….pornographic motherfuckers…without the dick in pussy and being raped as a kid baggage….so that’s why I’m with GQ UK and I say that I love LA, or at least the bitches trying to make it…cuz they look like this…

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We Love LA for GQ UK September 2012 Phtotoshoot of the Day

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Kellie Pickler Fake Tits in Maxim of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kellie Pickler is some American Idol hick who lived in a shanty with her grandfather and thanks to being inbred, uneducated, and probably forced into compromising positions by the hillbilly townsfolk every year at the Coal Miner’s Apalachian ball, was also dumb as shit….and that made for good TV…and good TV made for getting paid and a low level celebrity that bought her some fake tits….that she is now broadcasting in Maxim, because I guess they are the only ones who care or who are willing to shoot people who haven’t been in the news or tabloids since they were on American Idol….I guess that’s what falling off is all about….

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Miley Cyrus Nude in a Bath of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most depressing thing about these pics is not that she isn’t showing her nipples. but is instead showing her back, because let’s face it, Miley doesn’t have to post nude yet, or really even ever, because she is set of life and the day she does pose nude, it won’t bee about the money, but about the glory that comes with the attention you get when you pose nude….you see cuz bitches never pose nude at their peak…they always pose nude when they have fallen off both physically or emotionally or mentally…. The most depressing thing about these pics, is that I know they are old cuz she is blonde now… I’m just gonna go kill myself, or catch up on my Teen Beat reading….I haven’t decided yet.. .

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