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Octomom’s Stripper Pics of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Octomom pisses me off. Sure I am into single mothers who are forced to strip to support her kids, I just hate when they pretend they aren’t whores when they are doing it. You know she could have shot porn and made millions when Oprah was begging to interview her, but she thought being at the top would never end, but everything ends, especially when your claim to fame is having a clown circus of a vagina, because people lose interest and you have to pay bills, and I guess I should embrace that everything has come full circle, and she’s whoring out like she was destined to do, and get over my hatred for those few years she pretended she wasn’t a whores, cuz lets face it, old and scary and big vaginaed or not, bitch is getting naked for dollars….and I’d make it hail on this ho….with pennies…

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Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists…. My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit…. The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks…. For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arianny Celest in Some Self Shot Fake Tit in Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a real hard time celebrating fake tits. I know people who love fake tits and can’t accept any tits other than fake tits….thinking that real tits just hang like shit, feel like shit and look like shit….while for the longest time I was totally against fake tits, until having a set of fake tits, and realizing that I wasn’t giving them the respect they deserved, opening me up to the idea of fake tits, but never to the idea of being impressed by fake tits, cuz really they cost 5,000 dollars, and anyone who saves up 5000 dollars can have a set, making the whole thing far less interesting because it’d be like someone showing off their 5,000 car….”shit is that a ’99 accord fully loaded, amazing”….only the damaged, daddy issue, insecure with herself version…that brings more joy than a ’99 accord even if it is fully loadd with low mileage…. I don’t know if I’m making my point here, but I know Arianny Celeste is fit with or without her fake tits, so I’ll post her self shot fake tit promo pics for the internet….

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Aubrey O’Day Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aubrey O’Day, the shameless self-promoter, who has values and self-worth becasue she hasn’t released a sex tape yet, even though that is the obvious direction her career should take, considering she’s Aubrey O’Day, a nobody who already whores herself out to anyone willing to listen, especially if they are black….while her other option is to do dancing with the stars, but her cardio won’t allow her to be really competitive in that world….did not pos pictures of These Fat Ass Paparazzi Shot Bikini Pics Tha I am Not Allowed to Post Cuz the Paparazzi Hate Me , which was shocking considering that kind of bikini shit is what she lives for cuz all the “likes” give her reason to live and justify her extra large pizza dinner…..but shee did show some of her fat tit, coupled with implan tit, busting out of a shirt while playing with a dog…and that’s a good lead in to her dumpy as fuck ass in a bikini getting out of a pool… TO SEE HER DUMPY AS FUCK ASS IN A BIKINI GETTING OUT OF A POOL…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook Doughy As Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm…. You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs…. So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil… Here’s the ad….

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J-Lo’s Icebergs Cause a Continental Shift

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not nude in theaters, Jennifer Lopez lends her voice to the kids’ flick Ice Age: Continental Drift, but to cause a tectonic shift in your pants, check out her topless scenes in U Turn (1997) and Money Train (1995) instead. Also nude this week, Anna Paquin’s nude debut in Margaret (2007) finally sees the light of Blu-ray, and Ali Cobrin shows off her sweet, sweet pastries in American Reunion (2012) , also nude on Blu-ray.

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Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

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Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.