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Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place…. The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

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Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this…. Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end…. For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident… Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad. If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing…. I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix… I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

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Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune…. She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock…. I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books. Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Julia Stiles in a See Through Dress of the Day

Julia Stiles is the fucking worst, so who give a fuck about Julia Stiles nipple in a see through dress…. She’s the kind of bitch who always set off my retardar….you know the kind of girl you just assume is handicapped/retarded cuz she gives off that vibe…. She was all fucking hype in the 90s or 2000s and I couldn’t figure eout why….maybe it was her amazing performance in Savee the Last Dance….maybe it was just her fucking PR Team that tricked the people into thinking she was hot….maybe her shitty tits, hanging shitty, showing some nipple, will remind everyone that she’s not all that special….. Let’s think of this post as a public service to help any of you who have jerked off to her in her prime…..not jerk off to her again and if this doesn’t work…. THESE OLD BIKINI PICS PROBABLY WILL …..Retardar gone nuts…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale needs to step up her attention seeking game. Seriously, if this is her strategy to get noticed, she has fucking failed hard. You would thin that she’d know by now, after all these years in the hollywood grind, that a key to getting work is having fans, and a key to getting fans is showing off your tight body that you work on so hard cuz your face is so busted, especially now that twitter and instagram exist, but instead you post some shit from a distance…that even a peeping tom who gets off to shit from a distance can’t get off to cuz we can’t see even a bit of that bikini body. She’s failed…..I get that she knows she’s good from far but far from good, but she’s gotta suck that reality up and slut the fuck out, make some noise and build a better life for us….

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Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Lauren Buys is an amazing South African model…..and I love South African models…There is just something that is perfect about all of them….except maybe for the High Aids rate that they statistically are working against….but that aren’ really working against shit…cuz they look so good you’d fuck them raw dog without a condom just hoping they stick to you the rest of your life….even if it is shorter….plus AIDS isn’t a real issue if you’re in North America…it is just population control created by the governement….something pussy like this endorses or at least makes me want to get involved in…balls deep. Either way, here she is getting naked for an obscure fashion site….

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Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Lauren Buys is an amazing South African model…..and I love South African models…There is just something that is perfect about all of them….except maybe for the High Aids rate that they statistically are working against….but that aren’ really working against shit…cuz they look so good you’d fuck them raw dog without a condom just hoping they stick to you the rest of your life….even if it is shorter….plus AIDS isn’t a real issue if you’re in North America…it is just population control created by the governement….something pussy like this endorses or at least makes me want to get involved in…balls deep. Either way, here she is getting naked for an obscure fashion site….

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Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anna Faris in Flaunt Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Who the fuck cares about Anna Faris or the fact that she’s in a magazine not showing off her vagina, I’m talking Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler, or even all the fashion magazines out here who have turned to porn since our world is overly sexualized….thanks to the internet….I mean I don’t even remember her in a fucking movie….she is uneventful and so are her fucking pictures in Flaunt. Step it up and know your role woman.

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Anna Faris in Flaunt Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

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