I’ve always found it confusing when people have said to me that Kat Von D is hot….these pictures of her in leather shorts makes it that much more confusing….something that could have been potentially so hot on the right girl…is just a fucking disaster…thank god they cancelled her show.
I appreciate Victoria Silvstedt and her public high class escorting….She lives a good life…her body is rockin’…she’s totally preserved her sex appeal for the last decade or two…and she’s only tried to sue me one….thanks to posting pics of her getting eaten the fuck out by her married client who supports her lifestyle….Point being….she did Playboy once a long time ago…showing off her fake tits…and for some reason…a reason i call her fake tits..I’m still talking about her…cuz she’s good at this bullshit hustle….unlike me…and here are the pics..
I don’t know anything about soccer….I just find it annoying…. I do know that soccer players are considered celebrities and bitches throw their pussies at them, but I only know that cuz bitches throw their pussies at anything that has some level of fame, success or money…It’s some animal kingdom instinct to make her pussy feel secure and taken care of…and this immigrant bitch with a weird immigrant name is up on this footballer’s wallet just as hard as you’d expect her to be and she’s doing it in a bikini…
I read that the movie Hostel Part III is coming out on DVD on December 27, which makes total sense because as DVD producer, who wants to capitalize on all those annoying Christmas sales, you know where people don’t really put much thought into their gifting, but instead pick up the shittiest thing they can find, like a big Toblerone bar, just to let a motherfucker know you don’t care about them….in the nicest of ways….through presents… Either way, her name is Evelina Oboza, I’ve never heard of her, there’s no real info on her ion the internet other than that she was on Scrubs as the Hot Blonde back in 2006, something I am sure she’s very proud of, I mean before her ass made it into this Hostel bullshit….perfect for the xmas season….to get you in the xmas spirit….thinking of what you’d do to Santa for making you look bad….if he actually existed….who cares.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….
Here is 41 year old Italian pussy, Rita Rusic, squeezed into a bikini….sometimes being old and probably washed up isn’t as bad as it looks on paper…all it needs is to not be fat, to have a bit of a tan and some big old titties..who cares about what I have to say about fucking 41 year olds being some of the most easy going people about herpes outbreaks…..or how I feel nothing when I fuck them cuz I can’t touch the vagina walls thanks to the birthing process and/or my micro penis…or that the elasticity in their skin is like a stretched out went shoe that is two sizes too big for you…making me lose myself in their ass, literally cuz it is like a blanket….because this is an acception to the rule at least right now while I’m drunk so I’m posting it anyway….cuz shitty posts that make no sense are my fucking hustle….
Melanie Iglesias proves that if you are a girl and you’re not fat…all you have to do is exploit yourself on a moderate level by being willing to get half naked on the internet and dance around for various themes, whether Halloween or Christmas, and 300,000 dudes will watch the shit…It takes no creativity, skill or pretty much anything but a decent body and bitch becomes internet famous….It’s almost a joke…but not as much of a joke as knowing hot girls who aren’t rich cuz they have morals and values and don’t realize this is like being on the beach filled with thousands of perverts…. Either way, she introduced some friends, danced around, I couldn’t jerk off to it, but I appreciate her hustle that is hardly a hustle…strippers who pretend are hardworking are hilarious, but so are nobodies who don’t get fully naked who get internet fame….easy. I don’t even know what a flipbook is….but watch it anyway…Tis the fucking season…
Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade… She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…
Her name is Anabell and she’s the kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents for the holidays or at least send them her youtube channel…becuase she brightens up everyone’s holiday spirit and brings good will to all men via dancing in her underwear on youtube for fucking free….meaning she’s one of the good kind of whores who puts it out there for free cuz I guess she feels she has a gift she has to share with the world and I feel inclined to love her for it…cuz those whores who only get naked for money are real downers….
I follow Russell Simmons on Twitter but I don’t pay attention to what he says, I just focus on his adult lisp, and mock it, while he sits on his pile money while fucking hot young bitches, but apparently, he posts titty pics of his bitch…and that’s still not gonna make me pay more attention to his nonsense cuz twitter is stupid…and I don’t care what any of you motherfuckers are up to or the nonsense that comes up in your idiot head…I’m too busy focusing on myself….cuz we live in a self involved amazing world….now look at her titties…I’m sure this move was real accidental….