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Bar Refaeli 2012 Passionata Calendar of the Day

People are saying this is Bar Refaeli’s 2012 calendar for some lingerie company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but that does have more interesting concepts than Victoria’s Secret, cuz Victoria’s Secret is fucking boring as shit, and these fucker’s just poach their Israeli hot pussy they fired and repackage her doing the exact same thing she always does cuz this half nakedness is where her skill set lies, it is all she knows and makes what you make a year in a day and I think that’s better than being blown up by arabs on a bus….. I didn’t bother background checking it….but I’ll post the pics anyway….

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Bar Refaeli 2012 Passionata Calendar of the Day

Melania Trump Promoting Some Shit Her Husband Probably Paid For of the Day

Here are some tits promoting some cover of some bullshit it is safe to say her husband hooked up for her…that’s not to say she isn’t hot…or that I wouldn’t make her a trophy wife if I was a billionaire too…it is just to say that there are a lot of hot immigrant bitches out there…the only ones who get a head are the ones who fuck the right people…..Trump just makes a couple of calls and shit’s on lock…that’s the benefit of being both rich and famous…and lucky for you…you get to stare at her cleavage and experience a piece of something you will never experience….god diggers inspire me to make some gold…but then I remember drunks don’t have time for that.

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Eva Green Tits in Perfect Sense of the Day

Eva Green was hot in that Foreign teenage lust movie where I think she had actual sex, something I find of serious importance when it comes to movies, because real sex gives girls real perspective on how sex is supposed to be, instead of that Soap Opera shit housewives cheat on their husbands for….but never find…. Either way, It hits theaters february 10, 2012, but the Russian mob already got their hands on the goods…those pirates…and here are Eva Green’s awesome fucking tits….I’m into it. Hey Eva Green and your great tits….welcome back to the movies.

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Mel B in a Tight Dress Showing Off Titties of the Day

Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…

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Mel B in a Tight Dress Showing Off Titties of the Day

Abby and Brittany Hensel the Two Headed Conjoind Twins Possible Blowjob Pic of the Day

So Abigail and Brittany Hensel are 21 year old conjoined twins with one body and two heads….two hearts, stomachs, spines, and together they suck one dick…you know double blowjobs all the fucking time…one head for the balls one for the shaft…leading me to think if this is a real pic…that these girls have a very serious career ahead of them in porn….cuz girls with one head are far less freakish, but so standard and played out…these girls switch it up ….they are the new…the future… I’m convinced this is a photoshop job, but hilarious. TO SEE THE BLOWJOB PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Abby and Brittany Hensel the Two Headed Conjoind Twins Possible Blowjob Pic of the Day

Jennifer Garner Drunk Pregnancy of the Day

There is nothing I love more than watching mother’s smoke and drink while pregnant…Sure it’s not classy and maybe it’s irresponsible…you know cuz with all that modern science shit that tells us it is gonna make our babies retard addicts and whatever propaganda they spew….but I say those who listen to modern science and those who try to be responsible and by the book are fucking boring…so take Jennifer Garner’s lead and drink a little….it won’t hurt you….it just may hurt your baby…but who cares about that…let’s have some fun….Alcoholics unite….

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Charlize Theron in a Tight Red Dress of the Day

Long before Lindsay Lohan Did Playboy Pics ….Charlize Theron did Playboy pics….but she was just a model from South Africa whose mom killed her dad and who probably already showed titty for fashion…who had a mission to get into Hollywood…and that worked…and not some crackwhore on the tailend of her career trying to hold on as hard as she can at 25….but I guess it worked for Theron and Lohan’s strategy may work for her, but the truth is that I think the winner in all this is you and me…cuz we get to look at the pics…they enhance our shit life… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…slutting it up with titty and red latex looking tight outfits…tapping into her slutty roots….cuz it got her attention before and it may do it again…. Here’s her titty….in a dress…..

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Charlize Theron in a Tight Red Dress of the Day

Kelly Rowland’s Friend in a See Thru of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Rowland and her shitty fake tits…or the fact that Beyonce ruined her career for a solo career and I don’t care to figure out who her lesbian lover in the see through top is…and I sure as hell have no fucking idea why I’m even posting the shit…but for some reason I just can’t stop myself…I guess the day can’t all be about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics

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Kate Upton Talking Shit for GQ of the Day

Bikini Models shouldn’t ever ever talk about anything in video….or even in person…even when wearing a bikini because they always sound fucking retarded no matter how hard they try…. I mean Kate Upton is a chubby little priviledged kid who made her big titties matter before getting fat…she’s got no education and she’s got nothing interesting or relevant to say…and that’s why this should be her in a bikini and not her Whinning about how hard work is….or about her working out…cuz as funny as idiot models are…it is almost humiliating…and a distraction from what is important and what makes them the money and that’s her fucking tittties….shitheads… Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

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Kate Upton Talking Shit for GQ of the Day

She’s the Wetest in the Building Porn on YouTube of the Day

There’s a ridiculous bad rap video going around and I have no choice but to post it…partially because I love bad rap….It was always a dream of mine to make bad rap videos and be a bad rap group….making of mockery of rap…..a dream I will never live out because I’m not actually that interested in it unless I am drunk…..the real reason I’m posting it is cuz there’s porn on tv in the background of this video…which may be a new youtube fetish I never thought of….that I call background porn….

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She’s the Wetest in the Building Porn on YouTube of the Day