Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…not to mention even 30 year olds look 18 to me…and with the pornification of society, where everyone is just gangbanging away from the age of 4, it’s impossible to really understand what’s going on….the sexualization of the American women all while the de-masculization of the American happens….it’s like sexualize the women who sexualize themselves but you can’t cuz your dick is now your front hole as gender is an obscure construct and you wear dresses. She’s an IMG model, probably a rich kid, hot and her nipples are out. That’s it. The post Alana Champion Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I take personal offence when a woman like X-Tina Aguilera of “Dirty” fame have made a boatload of money off the fans thanks to being a brain washing popstar when she was younger….decide that now…when she’s pushing 40…all old and fat…is the time to put out the nudes. It’s like where were you when we actually wanted you to get naked bro. It’s like why the fuck do you think now, mom of two, 40 lbs overweight, is the era to take her edginess from the chap wearing trash she once was….instead of doing it when it mattered. I’ll still look, but I look with anger and fucking hatred burning in the depth of my soul…cuz I know far too many old moms who decide to get slutty in their second life, after their divorce, when we really only cared to see them naked PRIOR to that whole period of your life. Assholes…all fucking assholes out there just mocking us…taking our money and mocking us. The post Christina Aguilera Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way… I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default…. She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emily Ratajkowski took a couple days off social media due to her permanent vacation/work to give the Paparazzi some exclusive shots of her on a yacht. Well, the Queen of Instagram is back and provided us with topless handbra perfection. Once again, she doesn’t disappoint.
Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be….. It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck. But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it. Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it. TO SEE MORE OF THE VMA’S CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Some would say Phoebe Price is a legend…and by some I mean some…because most people don’t actually know she exists or is a thing…and that’s really unfortunate because I am in the “some” who consider her a legend…. She media manipulated using the paparazzi as her strategy in an era before social media, where you had to physically be where the people who were taking the content that they decided was relevant… She got published in all kinds of magazines, tabloids, for nothing more than showing up places on days the celebs didn’t show up, and the paparazzi were looking for content and she’s been able to build up her own little empire that I don’t think she monetizes, but that doesn’t need to monetize cuz she came from money…. So it’s pure, from her heart, just having a good time getting noticed and getting a kick out of it like some kind of troll…it’s great to see or at least remember some of the innovators who in an era where everyone is a fucking fame whore seeking attention…money…celebrity….put in more effort to get noticed because you had to put more effort in back then…. Shes’ having a casual nip slip in her bikini…as legends do….and I think we should all celebrate that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Phoebe Price Nipples Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits. I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good. If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go… Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s… I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean. I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting… I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good… I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover…. That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay. In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts… What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt. I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt. So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them. That’s all I have to say about that! TO SEE THE REST OF THE REST OF ThE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk – Pussy Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Willow Shields is an 18 year old girl from Hunger Games where she wasn’t 18 years old…so this must be very exciting to those of you who had a crush on her and thought she was cute while masturbating to that series…. I have never seen the series, or heard of Willow Shields… The only Willow I know is Willow the midget from the movie Willow….but the one, like that one,, looks like a midget too…one showing off her ass like the young people do… And I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing like a midget with midget legs doing bikini porn for social media in a pair of fucking Birkenstocks, like some kind of lesbian hippie backpacker from the late 70s, on her way to gay marry in some remote village in Peru… The post Willow Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is a social media manipulator, who was able to leverage Disney Kid fame to get a good solid base of followers, enough to make some noise amongst the perverts as she posted up slutty pics, as all the people her age were doing, allowing for her to really grow her audience and have people stare at her and appreciate her…and even buy into her raving EDM shit….that all the kids are into…and I guess it’s a watch the trainwreck, see what she’ll do next, cuz she has that Disney Stamp of approval on her that makes her more important than the average whore… I’m more into just checking out her tits, cuz they are tits. Here she is getting gay JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Tits in the Mirror of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
