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Yasmina Jones is a titty model doing a nude photoshoot for a titty magazine I don’t know who she is, but from my extensive research she seems to be an LA based model, possibly an immigrant on an expiring work visa, or maybe even American already…but still out for the fame and glory that comes from moving to LA and hoping someone notices you and gives you a job…and in the process of “networking”…they meet rich connected dudes who want to fuck them…and are often too dumb to close the deal before fucking them…becoming sugar babies, side bitches and all that good stuff.. So, I may not know her, but I do know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..
Let’s take a minute to appreciate our girl Britney Spears in a short shorts, heels and crop top outfit, all big tittied and medicated the way we like her, doing some kind of dance we don’t need to understand to appreciate, because she’s Britney, kept in an aquarium, for all of us looking and pointing at her entire fucking life… She brings us hope, of being mooch dudes looking for rich women to knock up like K-Fed…or stage parent dads smart enough to sell off our daughter like it was the 1800s and she was prime meat some rich guy wanted to take with him to the West…..cash the fuck in from all angles.. Plus while pushing 40, she looks fucking amazing…unlike most 40 year olds… That’s been our Britney Spears minute of appreciation…
If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.
There’s some story that is going around, likely released by Bella Thorne, but who fucking pays attention to anything that idiot says, we’re more into focusing on the tits….tits she likes to show off and that have allowed hr to establish a hefty instagram following of idiots who buy whatever garbage she’s selling….probably making her feel very fucking relevant, what her family has tried to instil in her at a young age in what is important in life..what it’s all about…celebrity…people adorning you…it’s great for the ego…until they stop caring and you’re left alone seeking new addictions to fill the void….new addictions that don’t come fast enough… Either way, the story that is going around is that she fucks this french girl on her record label, some youtuber who together know how to get noticed the easiest way….nothing wrong with that. It’s nice to see that when a girl is sold off to the entertainment industry at a young age – before becoming a Disney Kid, turned Instagram exhibitionist who pretends to be a weirdo…instead of going to school she writes such empowering messages to her followers…like TEXAS BOARDER…which I assume is a Texas Boarding house…or a hitch hiker she let move in with her like her homeless looking try hard manipulative weirdo boyfriend…
Carla Howe is a nobody but has 100k Instagram followers and is flashing us her pussy…. This nobody was a Playboy twin a long time ago, back when HEF was around and her and her sister got actual press, people knew them, they cared to stare or jerk off to the sister fetish so many of you perverts have…mainly because you got stuck with the ugly sister and feel you’d much rather fuck the hotter sister…to compare their genetically similar pussies…in a science experiment…that makes you cum…. Point being, Carla Howe has gone onto very exciting things, like not being remembered, and flashing her pussy in public…she’s a talent…look at how good she is…
Kate Hudson is disgusting, overrated, only exists because of her mom, is surprisingly pregnant despite the STDs you’d assume she’s accumulated and collected over her career… She’s probably best known for being the pussy that almost took out our friend Owen Wilson, because that’s the kind of manipulative spoiled cunt she is, up on some Asia Argento kick…but luckily wasn’t successful… She continues to be a queer on Pride weekend, in Rainbow hippie panties pretending she’s a down to earth kind of spoiled fucking brat who only exists cuz she’s a spoiled fucking brat and her mom threw jobs she was too old to audition for – to her daughter…who got them – cuz acting is a scam that requires no talent… I figure she should use topless pics as an opportunity to flash her actual milk filled fake tits….because that’s what we want to see…none of this cocktease shit…
Some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard this week is that Gigi Hadid said she felt guilty for coming from a rich family….the same rich family that paid for her career and established her as a vapid model…because she feels so bad about having had her career bought – but doesn’t feel bad about that career that it bought – encouraging the world to be vapid whores…something she continues to do…instead of digging a fucking well, getting dirty doing something fucking decent…disgusting people….say and do disgusting things…and here’s her ass to show you how guilty she feels about being a rich brat who had her career bought for her..garbage.