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Stingrays rule, stay cool in pool (Tri-Valley Herald)

SwimmingDel Prado Stingrays 568, ClubSport Tidal Waves 412: Del Prado had a total of 54 first-place finishes in defeating ClubSport. The Stingrays were led by three-race winners Stephanie Doi, Niki Doi and Eric Crispell.

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Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you. If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin

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Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini For Her Birthday of the Day

Lohan’s birthday party wasn’t hosted by me, like it probably should have been, I mean if she wanted shit to be a little less cheesy and a lot more homeless, but I guess when you do it in Vegas, cheesy is totally what you’re into, and when you’re Lohan, so is drugs and other girl’s vaginas, I mean not that I know that for a fact, because she’s playing to cool to answer my fuckin’ emails that I’ve been sending her the last 2 weeks and shit is breaking my fuckin’ heart, but not as much as seeing her in this bikini that looks like it can’t give me a boner, even if i was railing lines of Viagra all fuckin’ day….maybe it’s got somehting to the swollen vagina in her bikini bottoms that looks like it is throbbing, pulsating, convulsing, and ready to attack, suffocate and murder a motherfucker that it crosses paths with….

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Total Entertainment: Angelina Jolie"s Tattoos

Angelina Jolie “s Tattoos. Jolie’s numerous tattoos have been the subject of much media attention and have often been addressed by interviewers

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Comedians Roast Larry the Cable Guy

The first installment of “Totally Sketch: EXTRAS” includes interviews with Gary Busey, Doug Benson, Greg Giraldo, Kyle Cease, Iliza Shlesinger, and more! SUBSCRIBE: www.youtube.com The ’09 Roast of Larry the Cable Guy will air Sunday, March 15th at 10:00 pm on Comedy Central. Host Ryan Budke Camera Dave Eaton Executive Producer Michael Gallagher The next “Totally Sketch: ORIGINALS” premieres this THURSDAY, so stay tuned! Don’t forget to rate, comment and subscribe! www.totallysketch.com …

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