As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness erotica is Izabel Goulart…here she is teaching a move that girls can copy at home to try to get her ass and stomach and that guys can masturabte to instead of trying to masturbate to it at the gym where they will get in trouble and more importantly be masturbating to girls who don’t look like Iza Goulart, but who look more like the walmart cashier trying to get into her summer at the trailer park vacation bikini body…because girls like Izabel Goulart produce videos for you to join in on the fun, but don’t work out in public places for you to actually get in on the fun…and I’m just glad she’s doing it.
I am Facebook friends with photographer JASON LEE PARRY …who has some pretty amazing pictures for all kinds of campaigns over the last bunch of years…from getting sued by HAILEY CLAUSON ….to BARBARA PALVIN’S HEROIN DANCE to some try hard model bitch named CORA KEEGAN’S BEST WORK …he brings quality… Well he uploaded 100 pics and they are amazing…and from a massive 2 week shoot he did in the Caribbean with some models and shit is hot hot hot so CHECK HIM OUT …
Ali Michael is some skinny Texan model, who should be celebrated for being skinny, since everything is bigger in Texas, especially the trailer park dwelling women who can’t stop eating BBQ like they were Jessica Simpson…since Jessica Simspon, also a Texan is their white trash leader… I believe that you can never be too skinny, she’s 5 foot 9 and 106 pounds…fatty…I think she’s got a few more pounds to go…keep up the good work brunette Kate Upton… That said she’s done some TOPLESS NIPPLE RING PICS and BEEN NAKED FOR TERRY And I am in love…
Yesterday, I posted THE TOP 100 PICTURES FROM ULTRA 2014 …in honour of the death I senses from DJ and House Music pioneer Frankie Knuckles. But in doing the Top 100 pictures from Ultra, I didn’t really dig all that deep, and probably should have called it the first 100 pictures of girls in bikinis from Ultra, because spending that much time on a scene I think is fucking 9-5 peasant shit, you know straight out of a bad movie…filled with people living trying to relive an era that I hated even during the era… And apparently, I missed the ONLY picture that mattered from Ultra, of a girl peeing on some passed out dude’s face. I can’t see stream, but I believe what I am told so here it is. .
Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis…. The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through…. Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be… And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.
