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Miley Cyrus’ New Boyfriend of the Day

Recent gossip has been saying Miley’s boyfriend or fiance…which in and of itself was a fucking joke in the first place….has cheated on her…with first January Jones…and now Emma Watson….because I guess he’s into skinny girls who look like 14 year old boys….because it is less illegal that having sex with 14 year old boys…. Well, Miley was supposed to delete her twitter, has instead made statements like “I will only talk about my music”…cuz it’s al about the music man….cuz I guess she’s getting attacked by her fans and followers…or maybe…she’s just broken on the inside…cuz your boyfriend cheating you can cause distress and stupid behavior like writing shit about it on twitter…which will make her look like a bigger idiot than she is.. Now she’s posting pics of her with her new BF…a fat black kid who’s shirt is covered with cocaine….cuz sometimes…especially these sad times…when your joke of an engagement is in trouble…coke covered fat guys is the only answer…..at least that’s what I tell every sad girl I try to bone…sadness is the prime time for bad decision making.

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Jenna Dewan Intensely Kisses Her Trashy Mom of the Day

This almost feels weird to stare at… I mean I guess Texan trash…even with all that Texan money has the ability to look like it just fell out of an 80s movie…with teased hair and a bad dye job…filled with corn casserole…that may be served in a mansion but where the recipe was developed back in the trailer park she grew up in… I’d say this intense kiss is just how the family does it…making me think a paternity test is in order…cuz just cuz she says it is Channing Tatum’s doesn’t mean it is….for all we know the real daddy could be her daddy…cuz if a non lesbian pregnant woman like this gets down to momma…I just can’t imagine how a cock hungry….proven by her uterus…girl gets down with daddy…. The weirdest thing in all this is just how much it is turnin’ me on…. It’s ok to love your momma…just as long as you document it for me to masturabte to it….I grew up on 70s porn…incest was kind of a recurring theme…

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Ashley Greene Booty in Leggings of the Day

I am not a fan of Ashley Greene and not because my friend’s fiance cheating on her with him back before she was famous….but because she’s overrated Florida trash who has managed to fuck her way onto the set of a really huge movie franchise that has allowed her to milk that 14 year girl crowd by sleeping with their idols while pretending to not sleep with their idols…like she’s not a fake titty florida trash hooker who loser her virginity in the trailer park at 12….shit is all smoke and mirrors and despite her hotness being mediocre at best…she’s got a good enough ass to stare at in leggings…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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WATCH: Rob Zombie’s ‘The Lords Of Salem’ Trailer Looks Like A Crust-Punk ‘Rosemary’s Baby’

The first thing I thought when I saw this trailer for Rob Zombie’s The Lords of Salem was, oh good, someone’s finally made a movie about what it was  like to live on Manhattan’s Lower East Side in the late 1980s, before things got all handcrafted and artisanal.  The second thing I thought was, this clip appears to have little to do with the synopsis for the movie that accompanied the trailer.  Here’s what it says: From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world where evil runs in the blood. The Lords of Salem tells the tale of Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie), a radio station DJ living in Salem, Massachusetts, who receives a strange wooden box containing a record, a “gift from the Lords.” Heidi listens, and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of the town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the “Lords of Salem” returning for revenge on modern-day Salem? A previous synopsis described Heidi, who’s played by the writer-director’s wife, as a “blond rock chick,” and the dreadlocks telegraph that much. But I didn’t see any reference in the trailer to the creepy vinyl record that, I understand, becomes a big hit in the movie.  Instead, I get more of a crust-punk  Rosemary’s Baby vibe from the proceedings.  (Meanwhile, the trailer’s soundtrack is reminiscent of the one used in  Prometheus  teasers.) As for the goat at the top of the clip, the Lower East Side had them back in the day.  Live chickens, too. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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WATCH: ‘Stoker’ GIF Suggests ‘The Paperboy’ Isn’t The Only Movie Involving Nicole Kidman And Pee

I missed Stoker at the Sundance Film Festival , where the buzz was decidedly mixed, but based on the first GIF posted the below the jump, Chan-wook Park ‘s thriller looks like it may be the second movie of that last year that stars Nicole Kidman and features a weird urination scene.  Unlike The Paperboy , in which Kidman pees on the face of Zac Efro n to treat him for a jellyfish sting, Mia Wasikowska appears to be the one shaking the dew off her lily, so to speak. That’s an educated guess, though because all that’s seen in the GIF are a pair of saddle shoes and a puddle. Fox Searchlight is posting these clips — and correspondence depicting memorable lines from the movie — at letterstoindia.com ,  (Wasikowska plays India Stoker in the movie, and the website helps establish why, as the trailer shows, she’s going to be a barrel of fun by the time she’s an adult. Here are some of the more unusual GIFs from the site: I don’t see any jellyfish there, do you? And here’s the devil-in-training making a snow angel on her bed: And here, Wasikowska manages to even chew her food with smoldering malevolence: Put those all together, read the postcards and letters on the site, and you won’t be surprised when you see young India is shouldering a sniper rifle in this trailer. MORE ON STOKER:   SUNDANCE REVIEW: Splendidly Demented ‘Stoker’ Should Quench Park Chan-Wook Fans’ Thirst Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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WATCH: The Best Of Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Performance

Aspiring awards-show hosts, do I have a training video for you.  Here, in one sweet video-clip compilation, is a highlight reel of Tina Fey  and Amy Poehler’s pitch-perfect performance at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday. Included are Poehler’s lines about the “beautiful people of film rubbing shoulders with the rat-faced people of television,” Les Miserables  actress  Anne Hathaway not being cut out for porn, and  Fey’s warning to singer/songwriter  Taylor Swift to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam.     This nicely edited clip, which was posted by The Guardian in the U.K.,  also features audience reaction to the jokes.  You get to see Jessica Chastain’s  gasp after  Poehler does the joke about Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow  understanding torture because of her three-year marriage to James Cameron. And Daniel Day-Lewis plays along by extending his index finger when Poehler and Fey tell the audience that the method actor actually worked for Steven Spielberg before Lincoln when he played E.T.  There’s even a bonus shot of Tommy Lee Jones scowling, which makes this video a must-have for any awards-show aficionado’s collection.  My only regret is that the video doesn’t include the shot of Poehler cuddling with George Clooney .  Check it out below, but put down the coffee cup first or you’ll be doing a spit take like Quentin Tarantino . RELATED:  Do The Tommy Lee Jones! 5 Top Golden Globe Moments WATCH: Jodie Foster Wins The Golden Globes With Her ‘Coming Out’ Speech [ The Guardian ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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WATCH: Michael Shannon Chills & Kills In ‘The Iceman’ Trailer

With all the fancy ‘staches and old-school automobiles, this second trailer for Ariel Vroman’s The Iceman reminds me of The Beastie Boys ‘ “Sabotage” video, with a lot of cold-blooded killing substituted for 1970s TV crime drama parody.   Grim-faced Michael Shannon plays Richard Kuklinski, the real-life contract killer who offed more than 1964 and 1986, Winona Ryder plays his wife and  Chris Evans — whose hair alone makes this trailer worth watching — is one of his partners in crime. Ray Liotta also does his usually masterful job of scaring the crap out of me, and James Franco , whose RabbitBandini Productions is credited as executive producer of the film, can be seen cowering near the end of the clip. For reference, here’s “Sabotage.” Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

This is the trailer of some movie called InAPPropriate Comedy that is produced, or written, or directed by the genius millionaire hooker beater Vince over at the Slap Chop….the concept is pretty simple…inappropriate jokes….you know just a pile of nonsense with obvious joke after obvious joke that I probably could have and should have written…because I want to make money too…and despite hating everything in Hollywood…this looks pretty alright….staring Rob Schneider, Adrien Brody and most importantly Lindsay Lohan has a cameo where she plays a little Marilyn Monroe with a little panty flash…and the only thing disappointing in this is that Lohan’s doing these stupid comedies and not more serious straight to DVD rolls where we get to see her tits…because that’s all she’s become…a host body for those awesome tits… TO SEE SOME PICS OF LOHAN MAKING WEIRD FACES IN LONDON FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily VanCamp in Women’s Health: All-Natural and Down-to-Earth

Emily VanCamp is as glamorous – and devious – as they come on Revenge Season 2 . In real life, the beautiful 26-year-old Canadian actress seems like anything but. “When I take off my makeup, that’s my boyfriend’s favorite,” she tells Women’s Health . “To me, that’s a symbol of a great guy – someone who doesn’t care about [glamorous] stuff.” Her boyfriend, of course, is co-star Josh Bowman, with whom she recently went on a fishing trip in his native England with his father. How’d that go? “I was there in my baseball cap and these crappy fishing clothes,” she explains. “And I remember thinking, this is when I feel 100 percent comfortable – in these dirty clothes with fish guts all over them. I know it probably sounds horrendous.” “I’m at my most confident when I’m in nature and I don’t have to dress up.” When it comes to relationships, she says it’s all about effort and balance. “It’s more about accepting each other as separate people,” she says. “Laugh a lot and be really delicate with the other person’s heart, because sometimes you start to take each other for granted. Always remember, neither of you needs to be there.” “I also like to reflect,” she says. “I need that sort of peace and quiet. It’s something my friends and I laugh about: ‘Oh, Emily’s having a night to herself.’ It centers me.” Check out more Emily VanCamp photos below!

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Lindsay Lohan: RIDICULED in Scary Movie 5!

Lindsay Lohan was absolutely destroyed in the original screenplay for Scary Movie 5, although it’s anyone’s guess what material makes the final cut. The working script was obtained by TMZ and boy, are there a lot of jokes at Lindsay’s expense … even her buddy Charlie Sheen gets in on the act. We start it off with them in bed making a sex tape, until she says, “Okay let’s do this quick, I got a court hearing in the morning … It’s a driving mishap thing.” “Promise me you won’t drive,” he urges. “That’s very sweet, worrying about me behind the wheel,” she replies. “I’m worried about me. I’m a pedestrian,” Sheen counters. BAM! Oh, and it continues … As they get it on, Charlie keeps being thwarted – first by her sobriety monitor, then her house arrest anklet … then a dog shock collar for orgasm help. At another point, Lindsay SCREAMS in abject terror, but not because of any deranged killer … she’s just watching her own film Herbie: Fully Loaded . In the trailer, this is already changed – to news coverage of her probation being revoked. The jokes go on and on until at one point, Lindsay literally runs over Charlie with her car, tosses the keys to someone else and says, “You were driving.” In light of Lindsay’s probation being revoked for lying to police, which could land her in jail for eight months , that must hit pretty close to home. It’s also pretty hilarious. Remember, this movie news is based on the working script, so the trailer may or may not be reflective of the jokes that make the final, theatrical cut.

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