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Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski. It makes sense to me. Here is her Cosmo shoot. She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything… Fuck this trick….pics…
I always have trouble remembering why Naya Rivera is famous, I’m pretty sure she’s on Glee or some crap like that. But I have no problems remembering why she’s famous among us perverts, considering some of the sexy leg shows she’s put on for the paps. And here’s her latest, thanks to some awesomely tight leather pants. But if you ask me, Naya could use a little more meat on those bones. And I think a steady diet of Tuna would do the trick. Well, it would for me at least. Call me! » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Damn, I know I don’t do too many posts on Jordana Brewster anymore these days, but I didn’t realize it would affect her career this much. Because here she is at the Mr. Clean Summer Fashion Party, which just doesn’t seem right. I mean, she may be down to attending parties for household cleaning products, but Jordana’s still looking white-hot. So I’d like to offer to help her get her career back on track. I figure a sex tape with a blogger ought to do the trick. Or maybe a full trilogy of them, you know, just to be safe. Call me. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Yeah, I know that might be a little rough, considering all the good times me and Kate Upton have spent together — well, all the good times I’ve spent with pictures of her at least. But I’m sorry, these ones from after the London premiere of her new movie The Other Woman just aren’t doing it for me. So if Kate wants me to stop talking bad about her, she best start showing the cleavage again. Hell, just going down an extra 1, 2 or 3 buttons would do the trick here. I mean, I’m not unreasonable or anything. Photos: PacificCoastNews
You know that I love Maria Menounos as much as the next guy with a pulse, but I’m a little disappointed in these pictures of her at the 2013 People StyleWatch Denim Party. I mean, what’s with the crazy hairdo? I know Maria wanted to stand out here, but when you’re going to something called a “Denim Party,” just wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes would’ve done the trick. Not to mention lessened the risk of birds confusing your hair for their nest. Photos: WENN.com