The Bachelor really cranked up the absurdity this week, with girls skiing in San Francisco in bikinis, a contestant leaving voluntarily, one from last season inexplicably returning only to be rejected the same night, one fainting during the rose ceremony (!) and more. In the end, Ben Flajnik narrowed the field to 15 women, with the rest of us wondering what lengths this awesomely terrible “reality” show will go to next. Follow this link for The Bachelor spoilers we know so far to see what we think comes next, then join us for THG’s +/-
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back and the tension has never been higher. Can Kandi Burruss’ momma bring these lovely ladies back together? We break it all down in THG’s patented +/- recap! First, Kim and Kroy decide to spend some quality time together … at the shooting range … with the baby! Seriously? Minus 10 . I’m not anti-gun but bringing an infant along as Kim fires off some rounds is just nonsense.
Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian finally has hubs Kris Humphries living with her in the city … but decides she has more fun when he’s not. Foreshadowing, anyone? Kim, Kourtney and Mason drove on up Connecticut to “escape the paparazzi,” leaving Scott Disick and Kris to their own scripted devices. How did that play out? Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style! Kim and Kourt checking out Mystic, Conn., aquarium with Mason. Nice place. Plus 20 . Kris has been offered “some quick cash” to head up to Toronto and make a club appearance, so off he goes. Kim would be so proud/jealous. Plus 15 . Scott decides to join, saying, “I may go just to prove a point that I’m not whipped.” Dude, the same girl let you knock her up twice with no ring. You’re good. Plus 25 . “I may go just to prove a point that I’m not whipped,” Scott warns Kris, who’s having his photo taken with lots of girls … on a REALITY SHOW. Minus 50 . “Humphries really doesn’t need girls taking pictures with him. So whatever I could do to help out, I will to some extent,” says Scott, ever the altruist. Plus 12 . Kim finds out where they are via Twitter, where someone says, “It’s crazy up in here, Scott Disick and Kris Humphries just walked in.” E! writer, probably. Plus 9 . Even Mason says that’s bad. Plus 6 . Scott, after getting his fade on, can’t wait to use the men’s room and relieves himself in a garbage can. The man is the epitome of class. Plus 14 . Dun-dun-dun! Back in NY: “How would you feel if I went out of the country to work and didn’t tell you?” asks Kim. Trick question: He could just read her Twitter! Minus 8 . “Part of me is not used to being married yet.” – Kris. Don’t get too used to it! Minus 15 . “I went because Kris was going and he asked me to go and I was here alone. You were gone. I was lonely,” explains Scott, slightly more convincingly. Plus 5 . Just like that, Kim’s off to Dubai for “work.” Kris is aware of the trip, but not invited. Her real life partner, Kris Jenner, will be there instead. Minus 10 . Lucky for Kris, Khloe’s in town and hoping to connect with him. At least that’s what the producers told her when they flew her out. Minus 10 more . Kourtney’s number of sexual partners remains a mystery. What a tease. Minus 5 . “Everything in Dubai is so stunning,” says Kimm as she gets escorted into a luxury suite at the Atlantis. “I’m so excited to be here.” No one cares. Minus 30 . Kim gets an A-list star welcoming at the Millions of Milkshakes store opening. People are hanging off the rafters just to see her. So, so sad. Minus 70 . “This is just a pretty special moment.” – Kim. Anything in which she gets attention and money qualifies. Sadly, marriage does not apply. Minus 100 . “I feel like I’m back to myself and I’m really enjoying this feeling.” – Kim Kardashian . You know what they say about that one-month itch … Minus 150 . Things aren’t much better at home. “We really want to get to know Hump, but he’s acting like he’s miserable,” Khloe laments. Wonder why. Minus 40 . “There’s something in my relationship that I feel isn’t right. I’m learning a lot of things about him that I didn’t really know before. And married life isn’t what I thought it would be with him.” – Kim. Why rush to get married then? Minus 500 . “It’s not normal to feel like you don’t want to go home to your brand-new husband. Your dad and I were obsessed with each other.” – Kris. First honest, heartfelt moment of the entire episode closes out the night with a Plus 250 . EPISODE TOTAL: -632. SEASON TOTAL: -3,801.
As she strolled to and from church services Sunday, Kate Middleton’s Christmas fashion turned heads as expected – but not just for her magenta hat and coat. Adding some holiday sparkle to her already fashionable display was a pair of stunning earrings just visible underneath the Duchess’ (Jane Corbett designed) hat. They are from Kiki McDonough, and were bought from the designer’s store in London, England. Retail price: $3,000. A Christmas gift from Prince William, perhaps? The designer, who also made jewelry for Prince William’s mother Diana, Princess of Wales, didn’t want to comment at length but confirmed the pieces are hers – and that the stones consist of “green amethysts surrounded by diamonds on a diamond hoop.” It’s not the first time Kate has worn McDonough’s jewelry, either. She has two other pairs of earrings from the store: pear shaped citrines hanging from an 18-carat gold hoops and white topaz studs surrounded by diamonds. The 29-year-old Kate Middleton wore them both on her summer tour trip to Canada and America. All pieces are from the aptly-named “Grace collection.” She looks wonderful in them, no? [Photo: Fame Pictures]
A Boston-area woman sparked a potential airline security threat this week when she tried to take a cupcake on a plane. The frosting? Too gel-like for TSA! Rebecca Hains was able to pass through Logan Airport security with two cupcakes, but she was stopped on the way back from Las Vegas with one of them. Hains said she had received the cupcakes as a gift and after eating one on the trip out west, decided to save the other for the flight back. NOT SO FAST! No word on how the first one tasted, or what flavor frosting was on it. Cupcake Confiscated at Airport “In general, cakes and pies are allowed in carry-on luggage,” said TSA spokesman James Fotenos, adding they were looking into why this treat was taken. Good news: Hains contacted the cupcake company, Wicked Good Cupcakes of Cohasset, Mass., which is shipping her a whole new batch free of charge. Bad news: TSA is still making up rules as they go in every airport.
Kim Kardashian is denying a series of celebrity gossip reports that she attended a fashion show and spent a fortune on herself during her recent visit to Haiti . The star took to her blog to shoot down “malicious” rumors about her trip to the Caribbean country, which was hit by a earthquake in 2010, with her mom. She and Kris Jenner traveled there for positive PR to learn more about the charity We Advance, not for a fashion show, which has been rumored this week. “Our mission was to learn more about [Maria Bello’s] charity, We Advance,” she says , “and meet the Haitian people who have made such amazing progress since the devastating earthquake in 2010, and celebrate the women of Haiti.” Kim says they “inspired me more than I ever could have anticipated.” When Kardashian returned, she says she saw “malicious” reports that say she “spent a fortune” on herself in Haiti … and was, like, so offended, because how could ANYONE possibly think Kim would put herself first in any situation? “While my experience was completely life-changing … a very emotional and surprisingly positive journey I will never forget, some have tried to tarnish the motive behind my visit by writing completely ridiculous and untrue things,” Kim Kardashian laments. The fortune she supposedly spent? She says this: “The truth is that I was at the Haitian Artisan Fair, where the amazing men and women who make their jewelry and crafts sell them to visitors to make a living, and I bought some beautiful jewelry!” In the end, she said, she had a positive experience trying to give back. “I have some really great stories and photos from my trip and I’m so excited to share them with you all,” she wrote … and we’re sure she will share them, early and often, in between plugs for various products. Just kidding. Probably.
Here are Breezy and his girl spending some quality time with friends in the United Arab Emirates, where members of Team Breezy were treated to a concert last week.. No, of course, Chris didn’t tweet anything during the trip: he’s still on his “I hate Twitter so much I will only tweet randomness every so often” kick. But Karrueche has no issues with social media. And so she captured their fun in the sun for your viewing pleasure. Flip through for more pics from Chris’ working vacay in Dubai.
Hope he enjoyed that wiener because when he gets to jail…nevermind. Charles Nowden, a 48-year old man from Mansfield, Texas, took a trip to the movies that he will never forget. Nowden now faces up to 80 years in prison for passing on a counterfeit $20 bill to buy a hotdog and some popcorn during his trip to the movies. Nowden had another $120 in counterfeit bills with him, which authorities say was part of a series of crimes he has committed over the last 20 years. “Charles Nowden was a career cargo-thief who needed to be brought to justice,” Assistant District Attorney Dawn Ferguson, said in a statement. “The auto theft task force and the district attorney’s office are pleased to see that his lifetime of stealing is over.” Nowden has been convicted, and the judge now has to decide the scope of his punishment. He faces up to life in prison because he has prior convictions and two pending felony theft cases. He will be eligible for parole in 15 years. Nowden claims that the bills were given to him at a local gas station when he got change for a $100 bill. He feels that the pending theft cases from 2007 and an arrest back in July made him a target for authorities seeking to get him on anything. “This has been going on for four years. They would never take me to trial. They were harassing me. They were harassing my family. People I care about wouldn’t come around any more because they were harassing them.” We get that he did something wrong, but 80 years?! And Lindsay Lohan can’t even force her way into jail. Something isn’t right here. More On Bossip! Nick Cannon Says He’s Been The Target Of Racial Profiling… Plus New Pics Of Dembabies!!! Photoshop Hell: The Worst, Most Hilariously Bad Album Covers Of All Time Where The Other Side Stays: The 10 Up-And-Coming Destinations For Celebrities To Live
First, Rebecca Black. Now, Selena Gomez. A day after the 14-year old singer unveiled her latest music video on the public, Justin Bieber’s prettier half has done the same. Watch and listen below as Gomez crooner about hitting the lights and getting her party on. What do you think of the official video? Selena Gomez – Hit the Lights (Official Video)
Forget about Kim Kardashian for a moment. Or for a lifetime, many are urging . What is going on with Kris Humphries these days? How does he feel about the Divorce Heard Around the World? OK! Weekly claims to have the answer. “He really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider tells the tabloid . “It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad.” Things have been “painful” for Humphries, this source adds. Heck, he doesn’t even have a job these days because there’s no end in sight to the NBA lockout. “He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity,” says the friend. “People care more about her.” And in related news, the sky is blue and Lindsay Lohan has had a few problems with the law.