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Tiny Trump: Internet Cuts President Down to Size!

It can be hard to find a silver lining in the ominous black cloud that is Donald Trump's first four weeks in office. Sure, the Donald's first solo press conference was amusing in a terrifying way, and we'll never get sick of Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer impression . (Unless SNL decides to run that bit into the ground. Which it almost certainly will.) But we need a way to poke fun at Trump's rampant insecurities that doesn't also remind us he's one of the most powerful humans on the planet and we're all in serious danger. Enter Tiny Trump: a Photoshop game that started on Reddit and made its way into our hearts. Finally, Donnie's appearance matches his temperament. And the best part is, it's impossible to be scared of a knee-high toddler  – even when that toddler is rocking a spray tan that brings to mind a nuclear event: 1. Tiny Trump, Big Obama A historic meeting of the minds. Note: Minds pictured are actual size. 2. Tiny Trump Selfie! Just because he’s little doesn’t mean he should be left out of your selfies. 3. Tiny Trump With Melania Something tells us she’s been thinking of him as Tiny Trump for years… 4. Tiny Trump, Big Golf Course When Tiny Trump is involved, it’s always mini golf. 5. Vlad the Carresser Who knew Big Bad Vlad could be so gentle? Maybe we SHOULD make friends with Russia! 6. Tiny Trump, Tall Ivanka “Why must she always wear heels around me?” – Lil T View Slideshow

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Beyond Despair

Those who stand in opposition to Trump will suffer repeated defeats. How can we find the strength to keep fighting losing battles?

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Amber Rose and Val Chmerkovskiy: It’s Over!

One of the greatest love stories of late 2016 has come to an end. According to E! News, Amber Rose and Val Chmerkovskiy have broken up. The model and television personality got to know the professional dancer last year when Rose was pair with his brother, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, on Dancing with the Stars. The two were then spotted at a party together in October and the romance blossomed from there. Rose and Chmerkovskiy weren’t shy about their feelings for each other, often posing in a very cozy manner on social media and talking openly about their burgeoning love. Heck, Rose even dropped the L Bomb as part of a caption to a photo of her kissing Chmerkovskiy in early January. Around that same time, she said the following about her man when asked about the relationship on her podcast. “It’s amazing. It’s so good,” she told co-host Dr. Chris Donaghue a few weeks ago, adding: “It’s been four months and I love his family and everyone is great. Right now, it’s just absolutely amazing and I’m super, super happy.” So… where did it all go wrong? How did something that felt so good turn out so bad? Details on the split have not yet been made available to the public, but it doesn’t appear as if this was a sudden break-up. We’re going to assume there was no cheating or anything shady involved, seeing as how Rose has not shared a picture of her and Val on Instagram for three weeks now. She hasn’t mentioned him, either. On Friday morning, however, Val posted a bit of a mysterious and cryptic quote on his Instagram page. It read: “What the superior man seeks in himself, what the small man seeks in others. Enlightenment is within.” This could mean… well… pretty much anything. But we’ll choose to believe it means that Chmerkovskiy thinks he has to evolve in some kind of way before he can truly commit to a relationship. On Twitter, he latter added the message “If you’re ready, it’s too late,” further leaving followers befuddled and curious for answers. Last month, the famous pair attended a New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden, sharing a sweet kiss on the jumbotron. It was the last time we saw them act in act sweet together. Neither Val nor Amber has commented directly on the break-up, but we have a feeling Rose will be okay in the end. Even when she’s single, she’s made it clear that she knows how to make herself feel good. If you know what we mean . View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me! Until she finds a new boyfriend, look for Rose to up her selfie game, sharing one photo after another of her face, body and cleavage. As you can see in the gallery above, that’s never a bad thing.

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Piers Morgan Gets DESTROYED by Comedian Jim Jefferies: Watch!

So hey, don't know if you heard, but Piers Morgan has been quite the douchebag lately. See, Piers won a season of The Apprentice a few years back, so he's friendly with Donald Trump. And, as such, he's been feeling the need to stand up for him now that he's destroying the entire country. (Well, there's that, along with the fact that Piers just seems to enjoy being terrible, but we'll focus on the Trump connection for now.) Last month, after the super successful Women's March, he made some ignorant comments about how he wanted to plan a “Men's March” so he could “protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists.” What a loon, right? But in a new appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher, he just got worse. The topic of Trump came up, and Piers immediately got defensive. Bill began to set him straight, bringing up the Muslim Ban , and Piers said that there is no Muslim Ban. And comedian Jim Jefferies, who was also on the panel, let out a hearty “F-ck off.” “You say 'He hasn't done this, he hasn't done that, he's not going to do all these things,'” Jim continued. “Give him a f-cking chance, mate.” Because, as he added, “Hitler didn't kill the Jews on the first day — he worked up to it.” Piers attempted to jump in again, calling that kind of talk hysterical and over-the-top, but Jim cut him off by telling him that he just likes that he has “a famous friend” in Trump. Watch the full (NSFW!) clip below:

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Donald Trump Loses Muslim Ban Appeal: Twitter Reacts!

When elected President, Donald Trump claimed that America would win so often that citizens would grow sick of winning.  To date, however, Trump has lost twice in key court rulings. On Thursday night, San Francisco’s 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the suspension of the President's travel ban, which prevented people from seven mostly Muslim nations from entering the United States. The three judges, a mixture of Democrats and Republicans, voted unanimously against the administration. And, as you'll see below, Hollywood was nearly unanimous in its response to this legal decision… 1. Donald Trump SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! 2. Hillary Clinton 3-0. 3. Michael Moore A victory against hate. Appeals Court rules against Trump. His Muslim Ban can not be enforced for the time being. 4. Debra Messing TRUMP LOSES. Reinstatement of the ban is DENIED by Court. 5. Josh Gad Always good 2 end my day w/ a solid bitch slap. I can sleep soundly knowing Trump is now throwing Jane Adams vases across the WH dining room. 6. Judd Apatow Oh shit— he is using caps! Someone explained the caps lock to our so called President baby. View Slideshow

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Remember When People Swore Hillary & Trump Were The Same? Yea, Us Too

American Idiots Who SWORE Hillary = Trump Our cheeto dusty cold sore of a President has only been in office a few weeks and managed to deep-fry America in a never-ending dumpster fire that easily could’ve been avoided had SO MANY DUMMIES NOT BELIEVED THAT HILLARY AND TRUMP WERE THE SAME. But now we’re here with America burning and Hillary zillions of miles from the White House. Ah yes, the post-Obama America we all wanted. Hit the flip for a collection of fake smart dummies who A) swore Hillary & Trump were the same and B) very likely got us into this orangey insanity.

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Watch Jason Lee Recall the Time Azealia Banks’ Petty Got Him Caught Up [VIDEO]

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By now we all know that Azealia Banks is the Internet’s biggest troll. (Well, maybe after President Trump.) Regardless, the 25-year-old took to Instagram last week to blast Rihanna for her remarks regarding Trump’s “Muslim Ban.” Disgusted! The news is devastating! America is being ruined right before our eyes! What an immoral pig you have to […]

Watch Jason Lee Recall the Time Azealia Banks’ Petty Got Him Caught Up [VIDEO]

#ReecQOTD – If Trump is paying $85 an hour and forgiving student loans would you go help build it?

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#ReecQOTD – If you think building Trumps wall is morally wrong, BUT they are paying $85 an hour and forgiving student loans would you go help build it? More Debates Here!!! Should Grown Men Touch Lips With Their Dad?#ReecQOTD Would you support these companies now that they stand against Trump? —- Is it OK to Uber […]

#ReecQOTD – If Trump is paying $85 an hour and forgiving student loans would you go help build it?

Lena Dunham: I Lost Weight on the Donald Trump Diet!

Donald Trump has been president for 18 days now, and the impact of his haphazard style of governance and willingness to flout the central tenets of the Constitution can be seen everywhere. But hey, on the bright side … at least the situation has helped Lena Dunham shed some pounds? Yes, the living embodiment of the phrase “born on third, thinks she hit a triple” stopped by the Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show on Monday morning  Asked about her recent weight loss, Dunham credited the regime of Commander Baby Fists with inadvertently helping her drop the extra pounds: “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern. “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.’” Yes, Lena says she became so distraught since Trump was elected back in November that she basically stopped eating. Tens of millions of Americans have taken issue with Trump’s Muslim ban and other controversial measures, but Dunham’s dislike for the president is both political and personal: “He said I was a B-list actor with no mojo,” she griped to Stern. B-list? Pretty tame by Trump trash talk standards, but it doesn’t take much to wound Lena. This is far from the first time that Dunham has criticized Trump, and she’s been admirably scathing in her assessment of his first weeks in office during her current press tour to promote the sixth and final season of Girls. “All he does is talk about women like they’re objects,” she said at TimesTalks: A Final Farewell to the Cast of Girls. “It doesn’t reclaim our power to talk about him like he’s an object. It doesn’t reclaim our power to insult his physicality.” Obviously, this story has us deeply conflicted. Dunham is right to be so critical of Trump, but at the same time, she’s Lena Dunham. The same Lena Dunham who tried to reach out to women who have had abortions by stating that she wishes she’d had an abortion . The same Lena Dunham who takes to social media to complain about culturally insensitive sushi and guns in Jason Bourne movies . At first, agreeing with Lena on an issue made us feel ill at ease, but then we had an epiphany: Maybe she’s fostering unity by offering us something the whole nation can agree on: No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, everyone can agree that the only appropriate response when Dunham starts talking about the importance of her cellulite is looooong sigh punctuated by an exaggerated eye roll. See? We can still agree on some issues, America. Let’s all thank Lena Dunham for helping us see the light and then go right back to trying to ignore her. View Slideshow: Lena Dunham: 15 Times She Has Stirred Serious Controversy

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Betsy DeVos Confirmed as Secretary of Education

Good news!  You now have one more abomination to throw in the face of your idiot friend who keeps insisting you need to give the Trump administration a chance. Unfortunately, it comes at the expense of a generation of a schoolchildren. Moments ago, Betsy DeVos – Trump’s pick as U.S. Secretary of Education – was confirmed for the position in a vote so close that a tie had to be broken by Vice President Mike Pence. The 51-50 vote officially makes DeVos one of the controversial cabinet members in American history. And why are so many unhappy about the appointment? Well, there’s the fact that DeVos will be in charge of our nation’s public schools, despite the fact that she never attended one, worked in one, or sent her children to one. And the fact that she favors privatizing public schools, despite the fact that such systems promote racial segregation and fail to benefit others besides wealthy CEOs like herself and Trump. Or how about the fact that openly bought her post through millions in campaign contributions to Trump and many of the Republican senators who voted today. Here’s a helpful look at how her cash was distributed. Little Marco must be tough to buy off! Two Republican senators did vote against the appointment, proving that there is some opposition to Trump’s billionaires first agenda. Just not enough to make any real difference. This is far from the only controversial cabinet appointment made by Trump, and the president seems intent on privatizing or eliminating any of federal programs and services. There were cries of outrage when Rex Tillerson was appointed Secretary of State because the Exxon-Mobil CEO seems to have been chosen for no other reason than that he’s a close business ally to Vladimir Putin. View Slideshow: Donald Trump: Thousands of People Expressing Regret Over Voting for Him! Millions were infuriated when Rick Perry was chosen as Secretary of Energy  because he admitted to being clueless as to what the department does, and had previously spoken of doing away with it. Then there’s Scott Pruitt, tapped by Trump to head the Environmental Protection Agency – which he spent his entire career as Oklahoma’s Attorney General at odds with, and often suing. And yet the DeVos nomination somehow seems even worse. Almost like the people of this country care about their children’s future. Did Trump overplay his hand with this one? Probably not, but we can dare to dream. View Slideshow: Badlands National Park Goes Rogue on Trump, Starts Tweeting Climate Facts

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