While it remains very hard to believe that Donald Trump has said some of the things that Donald Trump has said , this much also remains hard to believe: Some people out there still love Donald Trump. In the following edition of Lie Witness News – a tradition on Jimmy Kimmel Live in which a correspondent for the show sees just how gullible certain pedestrians can be – Los Angeles residents and tourists are asked about Donald Trump. Can they believe he walked around in a diaper in order to mock Democrats? No, they cannot, although they claim to have seen this take place. Can they believe he said that guns don't kill people, Marco Rubio’s cousins kills people? Nope, they were in shock over this statement as well. What about the fact that Adolf Hitler texted Trump and started an online war with the Republican nominee for President? One woman heard about this on “the news and/or the Internet” and was taken aback that Hitler would respond to Trump's antics in such a manner. It's a good thing, she reasoned, that Trump is therefore “disqualified from President” due to this feud with Hitler. We mean, you can't just engage in a back-and-forth with the German dictator and expect to still be elected, can you? We don't even know where to start with this video, except to wonder: Perhaps not all citizens should be allowed to vote?
Donald Trump Calls To Ban Muslims From Entering US Has Donald Trump finally made a statement that not even his most rabid supporters would get behind? Donald made it clear that he firmly stands for discrimination based on country of origin , and now based on religious grounds, stating that the US needs to shut down immigration to all Muslims entering the US, whether for long-term immigration or short-term tourism — including Americans of Islamic faith who currently happen to be out of the country and are looking to return home. Via MailOnline : Donald Trump today called for ‘a total and complete shutdown’ of Muslim immigration into America. In a dramatic intervention in the wake of the San Bernardino massacre, the Republican frontrunner claimed the country was at risk of ‘horrendous attacks by people that believe only in jihad’. Citing one poll that found that 25 percent of Muslims ‘agreed that violence against Americans here in the United States is justified as a part of the global Jihad,’ Trump said hatred by Muslims toward Americans ‘is beyond comprehension.’ Immigration needed to be halted ‘until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,’ the campaign wrote. Trump, and many of his GOP rivals, had already called on the Obama Administration to halt bringing in 10,000 Syrian refugees during the aftermath of the Nov. 13 ISIS attacks in Paris. At the time, Trump said he would prefer to just take in Christian refugees. And as for the millions of practicing Muslims already living here… Trump has also talked about increasing surveillance of mosques and creating a database for Muslims [already] living in the country. This new statement is taking it a step further, suggesting that all Muslims be banned from entering the United States. When asked to articulate who would be included in this plan – Muslim immigrants or American Muslims who are currently abroad – Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks told The Hill: ‘Mr. Trump says, “everyone.”‘ Tourists and those seeking immigration visas would also be told no. Hmmm… first no Mexicans…now no Muslims. Donald sure is working his way through the spectrum of brown people. We suspect it’s only a matter of time before he trickles on over to his master plan for Black folks… Funny how we haven’t heard his plan for all the radial “Christian” white men that attack this nation with domestic terror at frightening rates. Either way, even other Republicans are saying this idea is bigoted at best, and dumb as all hell at worst. Does this mean we are FINALLY finished with Donald the Clown??
Yall. The black pastor's debrief of their meeting with Trump… https://t.co/QWeE17WPhk — Johnetta Elzie (@Nettaaaaaaaa) November 30, 2015 Twitter Drags Black Pastor Who Supports Donald Trump Donald Trump has made a big deal about his silly meeting with “Black pastors” to pretend like he has support by anyone in the Black community. His meeting was on Monday and a few of the pastors had a press conference. That tap-dancing, jiggling clown had everyone clowning him and his buddies. The dragging was epic. Take a look.
As you may have heard, Ronda Rousey lost to Holly Holm in a stunning upset during Saturday night’s UFC 193 in Melbourne, Australia. As though it wasn’t bad enough that Rousey was pummeled to the point she’ll likely need to undergo reconstructive surgery, her haters are now having a field day with her unexpected defeat. Currently, the Justin Bieber-Ronda Rousey feud remains dormant (We’re sure Justin is well aware Ronda could still break him in half.), but the 28-year-old former champ’s other biggest critic has taken to Twitter to bask in her fall from grace: “Glad to see that @RondaRousey lost her championship last night,” presidential candidate and human throbbing forehead vein Donald Trump tweeted yesterday. “Was soundly beaten – not a nice person!” The beef between these two dates back to August, when Rousey called Trump out for his lies in an interview. Obviously, she’s one of literally thousands of public figures to do so in recent months, but Trump has a thing about bleeding women , so he pounced on Rousey with his usual schoolyard bully routine. Now, he’s glorying in the fact that she was beaten by a rival. Thankfully, we’re sure Ronda will get the chance to do the same once primary season gets into full swing. View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
The Billboard reign for Justin Bieber‘s “What Do You Mean?” was halted thanks to fellow Canadians Drake and The Weeknd. Perhaps his new single “Sorry” will fare a little…
Anthony Mackie doesn’t have any sense. He pushes sexist ideas and cops for Donald Trump like they’re consensus thoughts rather examples of that lack of sense. He continues to…
Anthony Mackie clearly has a drinking problem. Though not the kind of drinking problem to which Scott Disick or others of that nature can relate. In an interview this week with BET, the actor was asked which 2016 Presidential campaign he would want to run, in light of his role in the new film Our Brand is Crisis . “I would 100 percent want to run Trump’s campaign,” said Mackie. “First, that’ll be the best party ever when he won, and second, Trump’s an easy sell.” An easy sell? How so? “If you you look at Trump, he’s an easy sell because you can sell him as the guy who worked his way up from nothing,” Mackie said. “And I think if you’re a ‘pull yourself up by your bootstraps’ candidate, people would identify with that.” That may be true as a general role… but Trump’s father was a millionaire real estate developer who played a key role in his son’s path to riches. So Trump is the opposite of a guy who worked his way up from nothing. Other than that detail, Mackie’s assessment is spot on. “I’m on the bandwagon,” Mackie, the anti-Jennifer Lawrence , said when asked if he would be voting for Trump. “I’m drinking the Kool-Aid.” And we’ve heard that’s the BEST Kool-Aid out there. It makes all other types of Kool-Aid into total and complete losers. View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?
