Tag Archives: turtles

Florence Henderson and Muppets Sing "Happy Together"

I give you the best cover EVER of “Happy Together” by the Turtles. Happy Valentine's Day, Buzzfeed! Watch

Epic Superhero Alliance

Little known fact: Shredder once dated Rita Repulsa. The Turtles and Power Rangers felt that it was their responsibility to break up the relationship in order to prevent the birth of a child with an unbearably nasal voice (to be played by Fran Drescher in the movie). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Improper Use of Turtle

Turtles are not nipple clamps. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

A Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder

According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 99.9% of hitchhikers are murderers

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Duck Penis, Unfurled

An educational video about duck sex. Wow! One could perform a ribbon dance with that thing. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Not Evil, Just Misunderstood

Poor, sad, I Hate Turtles! His unrequited love makes him say such silly things . Pity him, but don't judge him. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Three Wolf Moon is Back

Link: http://www.pajamacity.com/3-Wolf-Moon… And it's in adult footed pajama form.

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Three Wolf Moon is Back

Feeding Wild Turtles

Foolish humans. All your chicken tenders are belong to the turtles.

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