That Rihanna Navy is definitely a “ride or die” bunch…sheesh Teyana Taylor Initiates Subliminal Twitter Beef With Rihanna A few hours ago, G.O.O.D. Music’s first lady Teyana Taylor was casually perusing her Twitter timeline when she came across a picture that Rih-Rih sent from her Instagram page. In said picture Rihanna is rockining a snapback, open baseball jersey, exposed bra, and dark wayfarer sunglasses, holding a drink, with the caption “Me Being Me”. Teyana, well-known for rocking “boy clothes” similar to the outfit Robyn was wearing, retweeted the picture sans any additional commentary. Although Teyana didn’t make any snide remarks, the implied message was “Really b!t$#?! How are you being YOU when you’re dressed like ME??”. Apparently Rihanna’s Navy (fans) caught wind of the subliminal um-br-ella that Teyana was attempting to use to cover their beloved Queen with shade, and like loyal minions, they went in for the eKill. The results are the following tweets… And last but not least… Man, THAT one was a doozy. Hit the flipper to see how Rih-Rih and Tey-Tey responded to all the rumblings… Images via Instagram/WENN/SplashNews
Speculation ran somewhat rampant that Katheryn Bigelow received inside help in crafting her latest action-thriller Zero Dark Thirty , her upcoming follow-up to her Oscar-winning turn with The Hurt Locker . Tempers flared when President Obama’s administration was accused of giving Bigelow insight into the mission that killed al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden back in May 2011, but she denied the access. Originally set for an October 2012 release, Sony delayed the date so as to avoid being further embroiled in any political controversy ahead of the U.S. election in November. Coming in at one-minute, fifteen seconds, the teaser is definitely that. The trailer opens up with an eerie aerial view of Lower Manhattan and voiceovers hinting at clues to the terrorist mastermind’s location, rising tension and eventually what appears to be a satellite view of bin Laden’s fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The film, which stars Joel Edgerton, Mark Strong Scott Adkins, Jessica Chastain, Jennifer Ehle and Chris Pratt will certainly be an anticipated Oscar-contender this fall. Synopsis from ENTV: The official teaser trailer for Katherine Bigelow’s ” Zero Dark Thirty . This is Bigelow’s follow up to The Hurt Locker with writer Mark Boal. The film chronicles the US search and killing of Al Queda leader Osama Bin Laden. The Navy SEAL Team 6 tracks down wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden. Watch the trailer on YouTube .
Last night’s landing of the Mars Science Laboratory, also known as the rover Curiosity, had all the excitement, drama and pathos of a major Hollywood film. Or, at least, the pre-title sequence of a major Hollywood film. If we do soon find ourselves re-living the historic moment on the big screen, we’ve got some casting suggestions for last night’s adventure. Big shot producers, you don’t owe us a thing — just save us a room on the Ark when it’s time to move to Venus, m’kay? (I don’t know about you, but while everyone was cheering and hugging I expected a quiet guy in the back to rise up from his seat, point at his screen and say, “Guys? Guys? I’m picking up something that I can’t quite— ” And then the lights would flicker, the floor would buckle, all the scientists’ eyes would bleed out and a grotesque voice would shout “WHO DARES DISTURB ME?!?!!?!?!?”) Tom Sizemore as Adam Steltzner Known as the “face of the Mars Science Laboratory,” this media-friendly genius is the designer of the “sky crane” that got Curiosity safely to the otherworldy ground. According to an NPR interview, Steltzner’s career as a scientist came after an adolescence studying sex, drugs and rock and roll. As such, we think Sizemore fits Steltzner like a glove. Taylor Lautner as Bobak Ferdowsi If Steltzner is the face then Ferdowsi is the hair. It isn’t just the mohawk, it’s the colored stars on the side that made him an instant Internet sensation. He went from around one thousand Twitter followers to twenty thousand Twitter followers in as much time as it takes to bounce a radio signal back from Mars. Ferdowski is was known as the “activity lead” on the landing. We’re not 100% sure what that is, but we know what his next mission will be: PR. With Ferdowski’s meme-ready ‘do, NASA got handed its biggest, fattest wet kiss since Alan Shepherd played golf on the moon. As we type, Good Morning America and the Today Show are no doubt engaged in an old school Cold War space race to get Ferdowsi on the air. Let’s throw the guy a bone and cast Taylor Lautner in the role (though we could also see Sanjaya from American Idol doing the job.) Brent Spiner’s Dr. Brackish Okun as Steve Collins Proving that not ALL of NASA are post-racial hipsters with awesome hair, Steve Collins is an old school dork and God love him for it! His position is that of “Attitude Control Engineer,” which means that it’s his job to go up to Miss Thangs that think they’re all that and say “Uh-uh, you BEST adjust your attitude before I come in and need to take control.” Then he snaps his fingers. Clearly the man for the role is Brent Spiner, who already played Steve Collins’ twin brother in Independence Day. Austin Pendleton as Miguel San Martin Miguel San Martin is the Chief Engineer of Guidance, Navigation and Control for the Mash Science Laboratory. In his spare time he’s warning puppets everywhere about the proliferation of frogs legs on fast food menus. Michelle Monaghan as Jennifer Eigenbrode Now that Curiosity has landed it has to collect all sorts of Martian data, right? And somebody back on Earth has to look at that and figure out what it all means. That person clearly isn’t going to be Damon Lindelof , who can’t even give us straight answers for a planet he makes up in his own mind. It’s going to be biogeochemists like Jennifer Eigenbrode . In the role of Dr. Eigenbrode, we cast the sweet and chipper Michelle Monaghan. And we’re totes shippers for an Eigenbrode/Ferdowski love affair. She’s supporting him as he anxiously tries to land the rover, then he frets his brow as she analyzes data. Ahhhh, young smart love!!! Have your own NASA dream stars? Leave ’em below. Follow Jordan Hoffman on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter . [Photos courtesy NASA, Getty Images]
I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic…. Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.
‘I am being considered to be a judge on American Idol, and it would be a dream come true,’ Jonas Brother tweets. By Jocelyn Vena Nick Jonas Photo: Robin Marchant/ WireImage
Nicki Minaj Tweets With Gabrielle Douglas, Has Secret Recording Session In Dallas Nicki Minaj has something up her sleeve but we’re still not sure what it is. The singer took to Twitter this week to let fans know she’s pushing up her tour for “secret reasons.” Any ideas what she could be working on? A film maybe? And in the meantime Nick had another “secret” — this one in the form of a recording session, but somehow the details have all gotten out. Via Page Six : Nicki Minaj had a top-secret recording session while on tour this week that was so undercover, she dispatched a security team hours before her arrival to check out the studio’s entire staff, sources told Page Six. Minaj has been all about secrets this week: She said Wednesday via Twitter that she’s postponing her fall tour dates, and “When [fans] find out ‘why’ I’m starting the fall tour a bit later, they will be VERY happy. #secretgang.” We also hear that once the platinum-selling rapper arrived — with platinum hair to match — at her hush-hush studio session Monday, her requirements were anything but ordinary. The day after Minaj was reportedly accused by a club of backing out of an appearance, she booked a 12-hour session at Otis Conner’s state-of-the-art Dallas studio the Axcess Group, which previously has hosted Kelly Clarkson and the Jonas Brothers. “No one at the studio was allowed to know the name of the song Nicki was recording,” said an industry source. “They were told Nicki did not want anyone to know.” Adding to the intrigue, her security squad arrived far in advance. “Her team came three hours before her to meet everyone in their office,” our source said. “They also looked around for any groupies hiding out.” Two black Cadillac Escalades then delivered the “Super Bass” rapper, wearing jeans and a little fur vest, followed by two bodyguards, her own engineer and a personal assistant. “She sent someone out to buy her own water, and she also had to have them buy straws she could sip from” before she holed up in the studio, our source said. On Sunday night, Minaj played nearby Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie, but tweeted later, “No after party tonite” and “[shout out] to the promoters who sold tkts under false pretenses tho.” Zouk, a downtown Dallas venue, countered that it paid Minaj more than $30,000 for an after-party appearance. Reps for Minaj did not respond to requests for comment. Those don’t sound like diva demands to us… But whatever. Hit the flip to see Nicki’s tweets with Olympic champ Gabby Douglas
Singer tweets about the King of Pop’s influence on his new video. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber in his “As Long As You Love Me” music video Photo: Island Def Jam
Christina Milan is on the Rihanna kick…she’s up on some post as many pics of my light skin black girl body in a bikini cuz people will love me for it hustle….and you know what…I am one of those people….sure she hasn’t been relevant since giving up on pop but more importanlty on producing music videos I could jerk off to…to make babies….but I endorse all comeback tours that involve a mom body not being offensive…but more importantly….a mom body half naked…doing the Baywatch like it was the 90s….back when she was still relevant….She is looking hot. Good job.
Ryan Lochte has officially made it. Not because this 28-year old American defeated Michael Phelps yesterday in the 400 Individual Medley, but because he’s the subject of a new “Call Me Maybe” parody, which focuses on the rivalry between these two Olympic swimmers and whose lyrics include: Strange pecs, taking bong hits/Stay smooth, shave your armpits/Where you think you’re swimming, Mikey? Hey, I’m not Michael, don’t eat at Subway/But this is my year, so call me Lochte/It’s hard to swim right, by Phelps baby/But this is my year, so call me Lochte.
Chik-fil-A Public Relations VP Dies Of Heart Attack Amid Controversy Over Founders Stance Against Gay Marriage In the midst of a firestorm of controversy over the company founder’s stance on gay marriage , a publicity exec at Chik-Fil-A has died of a heart attack! The death of a prominent Chick-fil-A executive has sparked an onslaught of Twitter responses, with many linking the official’s passing to the fast food company’s recent controversies. Columbus Georgia’s WRBL News 3 reported that Donald A. Perry, the vice president of corporate public relations for Chick-fil-A, died of a heart attack July 27. “Don was a member of our Chick-fil-A family for nearly 29 years,” a company statement published in the Atlanta Journal Constitution read. “He was a well-respected and well-liked media executive in the Atlanta and University of Georgia communities, and we will all miss him.” News of Perry’s death, which was picked up by a number of high-profile media outlets, immediately generated heated debate on Twitter, perhaps not surprisingly given Chick-fil-A’s proclaimed anti-gay marriage stance, which has been the subject of countless headlines in recent weeks. “Okay, Chick-fil-A protesters, you win,” wrote one user. “You killed their head of PR. They’re for gay marriage now.” No doubt Perry was aware of what has become a public relations debacle for the Atlanta-based fast food chain, with both marriage equality supporters and opponents responding to the news in equal measure. In fact, he is credited at having released the company’s Facebook statement in response to Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy’s remark that the fast food company supports “the biblical definition of the family unit.” On July 19, Perry responded that “going forward, our intent is to leave the policy debate over same-sex marriage to the government and political arena.” Poor guy. We’re not gonna go so far as to say that gays killed Don Perry but it seems pretty likely that all this drama did him in early. R.I.P. Check out a couple of the tweets on the subject below: Source
