I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues… There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary…. But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”… She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.
Now here’s some actual good news: it looks like Modern Family has started filming again. I don’t actually care about the show or anything, but this also means that Sofia Vergara ‘s weekly backstage bust show is returning too, and I’ve been waiting for that to come back for months now. Sure, on the one hand, it means fewer vacation thong shots from her, but it pretty much guarantees a steady, reliable stream of cleavage peeks and great profile shots , delivered on a regular basis. And if that sounds pretty good to you, just think how great it must be for my lazy blogger ass. Now I’ve got more time to work on all my Twitter marriage proposals. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Elizabeth Hurley is emphatically denying a report that she had an affair with Bill Clinton while he was U.S. President and she was dating Hugh Grant. The 48-year-old actress implied to her Twitter followers that she was considering legal action over the spurious reports originally made by Radar Online . “Ludicrously silly stories about me & Bill Clinton,” she wrote. “Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.” Elizabeth Hurley-Bill Clinton Affair The celebrity gossip site, in reporting the story, cited audio footage from Hurley’s rumored ex-lover, Black Hawk Down star Tom Sizemore, talking about it. Not only did Sizemore discuss in detail how Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton had a love affair, he says he set the two of them up back in 1998. Sizemore also alleged that he personally enjoyed a three-year affair with Liz Hurley while she was engaged to Hugh Grant in the early 1990s. Hurley, who recently split from Australian ex-cricket player Shane Warne, has previously admitted to having an attraction to powerful politicians. The Daily Express quoted the beauty on the topic. “Powerful folk can be sexy. I adore Clinton,” she said in 2010. “You know, naughty but nice with a very sexy voice. John Major was terribly dry and funny.” “I love David Cameron. I’ve had lunch with David and Samantha a few times and found them both extremely charming. I think he’s gorgeous. Super-sexy!” “He’s very hands-on with his kids, very charismatic.” Doesn’t mean she was literally hands on with Bubba, though. Not for lack of interest on his part, we’re sure … but Tom Sizemore as a credible source? That guy’s more out of it than Justin Bieber these days.
For Miley Cyrus, in the following video, the foam finger is on the other hand. A 17-year old Arcadia High School student named Matt Peterson – who met Cyrus during a radio show in 2009 and who was also called out by the singer during a subsequent Arizona tour stop – is asking a very important question of the star: Will you go to the prom with me? “I have been a fan of yours from the beginning,” Peterson wrote along with the video. “You’ve changed my life, and I want to repay you by giving you the best night of your life.” He also sweetened the deal by going all Wrecking Ball on Miley, birthday suit and phony enlarged hand included: Teenager Asks Miley Cyrus to Prom This isn’t the first time a young man has asked a famous female to be his prom date. About a year ago, Jake Davidson tried the same thing with Kate Upton . Sadly, it didn’t work out. Watch the video above, check out some of Miley’s best performances below and sound off: Should she say yes?!? 17 Memorable Miley Cyrus Performances Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke Blow Up VMAs Miley Cyrus joins Robin Thicke for this rendition of “Blurred Lines.” There is A LOT of Twerking involved. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke Blow Up VMAs Miley Cyrus joins Robin Thicke for this rendition of “Blurred Lines.” There is A LOT of Twerking involved. 2. Miley Cyrus Twerking at VMAs Miley Cyrus Twerked up a storm at the MTV Video Music Awards. See what we mean in this footage, which includes many stuffed bears. 8. Miley Cyrus “We Can’t Stop” (Today) Miley Cyrus can’t stop, people. She performs this hit here during an appearance on The Today Show. 9. Miley Cyrus – Summertime Sadness Miley Cyrus covers “Summertime Sadness” by Lana Del Rey on BBC Radio One. 10. Miley Cyrus EMA Performance, Joint Smoking Miley Cyrus performs on the European Music Awards in this video. Then, she smokes a joint on stage. 11. Miley Cyrus: Twerking on Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks on Santa in this video. The performance is taking place in Los Angeles at the Jingle Ball. 12. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (American Music Awards) Miley Cyrus performs “Wrecking Ball” here at the American Music Awards. Alongside a lip-synching cat, of course. 13. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (UK X Factor) Miley Cyrus performs “Wrecking Ball” on UK X Factor in this video. What do you think of her rendition? 14. Miley Cyrus New Year’s Eve Performance Miley Cyrus’ New Year’s Eve performance from December 31, 2013. She sang #getitright and “Wrecking Ball.” 15. Miley Cyrus: Twerking at D.C. Jingle Ball Miley Cyrus went all out for Jingle Ball in D.C. Check out her holiday-themed outfit here! 16. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (Hot 99.5 Jingle Ball) Miley Cyrus performs “Wrecking Ball” here in Washington D.C. Check out the performance. 17. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (Z100 Jingle Ball) Miley Cyrus performs “Wrecking Ball” here at Madison Square Garden. Sit back and enjoy now!
Sunday’s Coca-Cola Super Bowl commercial, which featured U.S. citizens singing “America the Beautiful” in various languages, was generally well received. Just not by the Twitter-verse, where many users were live-tweeting the event and quickly lambasted the brand as un-American, or even a terrorist organization. Seriously. People were aghast that there are human beings living in America who don’t speak English, and that Coke might feature them in advertising. Check out 23 of the most racist, disapproving, confused and hate-filled Tweets about the controversial Coca-Cola Super Bowl commercial below … 23 Racist Tweets About the Coca-Cola Super Bowl Ad Open Slideshow 1. You’re S–t is Rank You’re grammar is pretty rank, too, Earl Williams Jr. Maybe go study for your GED instead of Tweeting your pearls of infinite wisdom? View As List 1. You’re S–t is Rank You’re grammar is pretty rank, too, Earl Williams Jr. Maybe go study for your GED instead of Tweeting your pearls of infinite wisdom? 2. You Can’t Do That! You can’t do that, Coca-Cola. You just can’t … you can’t. 3. So, So Wrong That Coca-Cola ad was so wrong. It’s left people at a loss for words. 4. Brad Fleming Brad Fleming is totally getting fired at work this week after this goes viral. #FingersCrossed 5. Sean Frederick Ol’ Sean Frederick here might be joining him on the unemployment line. 6. SO PISSED That Coke commercial just pissed me off, says this Twitter user. Outrageous. 7. Pepsi Man No wonder Cuz is a Pepsi Man. In other news, there is actually a person out there who identified as a Pepsi Man. 8. Big Mistake. Big Mistake. Coca-Cola just made a huge mistake. Will the brand EVER RECOVER? 9. Just Get Out With That Come on Coca-Cola. Just get out if you’re gonna air that kind of thing. 10. Homophobic, Too! There was also a gay couple in that Coca-Cola ad. Good thing some eagle-eyed viewers picked that out and bashed them, as well. 11. Go Back to the Middle East! Seriously, Coke. Go to the Middle East if you’re gonna run ads like that. 12. Funding Al Qaeda That is basically what Coke is doing by putting out this Super Bowl commercial. Right?!?! 13. Foreigners Those foreigners, singing about America. Just when you think you’ve seen everything. 14. Epic Fail, Coke Way to go, Coke. Such an epic fail, that Super Bowl commercial. 15. We Speak English Here This is America, Coca-Cola, in case you forgot. We speak ENGLISH here!!! 16. English Please Speak English please! This is America, Coca-Cola, in case you forgot. 17. Corporate Takeover If Coca-Cola was just bought out by terrorists, how did we not hear about this?! 18. Ya Boy is Confused Ya Boy just can’t get his head around what he just saw on TV. 19. Communist Coca-Cola Who knew Coke was such a blatantly communist company? 20. #Terrorists Coca-Cola is apparently a company full of terrorists. How else would you explain that commercial. 21. #TeamPepsi This Twitter user is so upset by the Coke Super Bowl ad, he is now #TeamPepsi. Stick it to ’em! 22. #SPEAKAMERICAN The #SPEAKAMERICAN hashtag was trending after the Coca-Cola ad aired. Well done. 23. #BoycottCoke Boycott Coke, everyone. We cannot stand for this kind of thing. The TV spot inspired a handful of hashtags, including #SpeakAmerican and #boycottcoke as xenophobic bullies everywhere threw up their arms in disgust. A lot of people also loved its message of inclusion and multiculturalism, though. The vocal minority is just … vocal. Tell us: What do you think of the ad? It’s beautiful It’s appalling I don’t understand the fuss View Poll »
Kenya goes HAM on fraudy Apollo! Kenya Moore Slams Phaedra And Apollo After Fraud Arrest Via UB Magazine reports: We knew it was only a matter of time before Kenya Moore would publicly find pleasure in Apollo Nida’s recent arrest and new batch of serious legal problems. As we reported recently, Nida was charged with bank fraud and identity theft . A woman who claimed to have been his partner in various and alleged fraudulent schemes gave him up to the feds after she was caught in the act, and she claims they have been committing the crimes since 2009, the same year he married Phaedra Parks. We’re assuming Kenya feels validated by the recent news, so she took to her Twitter account to take shots and tell her followers that the whole situation should be proof that Apollo was not telling the truth about the whole text message situation. Kenya has beefed with the couple in the past but it looks like all her allegations were right. Hit the flip to peep an update on the Apollo identify theft case as well as more tweets from Kenya calling the fraudy RHOA hubby out!
The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton… Not necessarily because she’s into Football… Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven… But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.
Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio…. I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..
