Interested in the ultimate conversation piece? Well, for the right price, you could now own something that was once wedged deep between Madonna ’s cheeks! The Giant Bronze Carp Sculpture /Fountain that Madonna famously cowgirled up on for her Sex book is currently for sale on eBay . It’s listed as “pre-owned”, probably because anything Madonna has mounted has been owned real good. Oh the tales of tail this fish could tell! More after the jump!
Aint nobody fawki’ with my clique… Kim Kardashian’s Best Friend Responds To Ray J Song Aside from a few reports swirling around that Kanye laughed off the latest attempt made by Ray J to remind Yeezy’s boo-thang Kim K that he hit it first , the Kardashian camp has been relatively silent about the song. But Kimmy Cakes’ sidekick Jonathan Cheban had no problem airing out his feelings about the song and letting Ray J know exactly what he thinks of him. via US Weekly Kim Kardashian has come under plenty of fire over the past few months for her pregnancy weight gain and her wardrobe, all while dealing with an ongoing divorce settlement from ex Kris Humphries. But luckily for her, aside from her immediately family, Kardashian has several staunch supporters in her corner — including BFF Jonathan Cheban. The Kourtney and Kim Take Miami regular recently told Us Weekly that he takes the public digs at his bestie personally, especially the most recent one, from Kardashian’s ex Ray J. “When I saw that idiot Ray J make a song about her, you know I held myself back from twittering that Ray J is a real r*t*rd,” he told Us at the Blacks annual gala in Miami on Saturday, April 13. “But you know, I can’t deal with a thousand people twittering back and forth so I let it go. I mean, who does that?! You’re a loser and you’ll always be a loser.” Jonathan sounds like a real ride or die chick . Good for Kim.
Rap beefs are the ultimate go-to gimmick used by desperate artists to generate buzz for upcoming projects. In most cases, they’re carefully-crafted publicity stunts force-fed to blogs in today’s Twitter beef-obsessed industry. Here are the ten lamest Rap beefs ever. Take a look.
After Monday’s bikini pictures, we’ve got even more Hayden Panettiere goodness today, this time from Glamour . The cover says it’s their “Ultimate Swimsuit Issue,” but that’s gotta be a typo. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures of Hayden are great, but my ultimate swimsuit issue would include a couple more models sharing a lot fewer swimsuits. I guess these women’s mags don’t understand men as much as they claim to. Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup
My ongoing Emily Osment joke, yes I have an ongoing Emily Osment joke, no I don’t know what that says about me, but I do know that no one laughs at it..because I haven’t been funny on the internet since 2005 when I realized the internet is a cold dark place and none of my jokes really mattered in this scary world….and even if they did matter some hack writer for some shitty TV show would just steal my one moment of gold and put it out there for the world to think he came up with it….but I still come back everyday to cry about those glory days that were hardly glorious at all… Either way, the joke is that Emily Osment is the dude from Sixth Sense’s sister who has a career, while he’s just faded into awkward since puberty obscurity, never to be seen again, making me think he got on hormones, repackaged himself as this poptart, that’s why she’s showing off tit, cuz she’s so happy with how they’ve grown in, because dude’s an Oscar nominee at 6, and pulling this off would be easier than if he was Chaz Bono…. See… No one laughed…. Here’s the pic…
I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….
Hands down…Lindsay Lohan is my dream girl….she is the ultimate in Hollywood, she represents a perfect balance of class, luxury, mental health disorders, addiction, sex appeal, broken childhood, and broken dreams…..and one of life’s great tragedies was that I didn’t marry her back when I had the chance…not that I officially ever had the chance to marry her, but she did follow me on twitter, and I guess I could have proposed to her until she said yes in private messages….and now the only way I’ll ever touch her is if I become really famous for doing nothing….and if she falls off even harder than she already is….or if I become a airport security guy like this asshole mocking me with his vagina scans of her he should release to the internet – cuz sometimes it is better to lose your job for the greater good of man…. All this to say. I still love me some LOHAN. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In 2008, Zac Efron and then-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were spotted shopping for a sex doll in Los Angeles. One year ago, the actor dropped a condom on the red carpet of a movie premiere. Now, Efron has somehow found himself in another hilarious, X-rated flap, as he freaked out this week when a photographer caught him standing near some glowing dildos inside a sex toy store. Efron was simply filming a scene for the film Are We Officially Dating , but a witness tells The New York Post he still freaked out at the shutterbug who snapped the image. “ Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures,” a source tells Page Six . “He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” The photographer didn’t back down, however, so Efron immediately publicized that the picture was simply related to a scene for this romantic comedy. Pretty funny stuff.
Project Runway crowned the ultimate All-Star of all its All-Stars last night, Anthony Ryan (Season 9) went up against Uli Herzner (Season 3) and Emilio Sosa (Season 7) on a finale that asked the trio to complete its concluding show in just four days with a budget of only $3,000. That’s like asking Kim Kardashian to get by with a mere 12 pointless Facebook posts per week! In the end, the man who won a record five challenges this season came out on top, as Ryan impressed judges Georgina Chapman, Isaac Mizrahi, Liv Tyler and Margherita Missoni with what Mizrahi referred to as the “best dress I think I’ve ever seen on Project Runway .” That praise is higher than Justin Bieber on a Tuesday afternoon! For his efforts, Ryan earned $150,000; a sewing/ embroidery studio; an all-expenses-paid vacation around the world; and a spread in Marie Claire . Simply put afterward, Ryan Tweeted that he was “SO honored!” to be named champion. Did you agree with the panel’s choice?
