Joan Rivers pretty much makes a living these days by slamming other celebrities. Over the past few months, this supposed comedian has bashed Lena Dunham for being fat and even referred to North West as ugly . Last night, meanwhile, Rivers was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and was asked by a fan which celebrity reacted most negatively to an E! Fashion Police critique. Joan Rivers Bashes Gwyneth Paltrow The worst criticism was Gwyneth Paltrow,” Rivers replied. “She came and yelled at us, but she stood up. She can’t sit down cause she’s got a stick up her rear end.” Okay, that is pretty funny. Last April, Paltrow was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by People, a distinction Rivers said must have been voted on by “Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder.” Simply put, Paltrow is “not my favorite,” Rivers concluded. There actually is a precedent to this feud. The Goop founder took a jab at Rivers during an interview with Harper’s Bazaar last year. “I’ve probably tried everything,” the 41-year-old told the magazine of cosmetic procedures. “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!” Paltrow, of course, has other things to worry about these days than anything Joan Rivers does or thinks. She’s consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin and is dealing with fallout from this divorce.
Miley Cyrus is topless in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. The singer, however, is covering her breasts with her hands and we may now know why: she’s ashamed of her figure. But Miley reportedly has a plan to fix this problem, and it involves going under the knife. “Miley thinks new boobs will make her look more womanly and help her get taken more seriously,” a source tells The Daily Star. It is true that among the many criticisms of her Video Music Awards performance, some viewers took issue with Miley’s body. Cher even said it looked like Hell . But would Cyrus really take such a step? At 20 years old? The artist is clearly aware that she lacks the sort of curves that make men drool over women such as Kim Kardashian. She tells Rolling Stone that she only weighs 108 pounds and she Tweeted a response to rumors of anorexia awhile back, referring to a “a gluten and lactose allergy.” Then again, did you see what Miley wore at the iHeartMusic Radio Festival ?!? This doesn’t appear to be a young star ashamed of her body. What do you think? Should Miley Cyrus get a boob job? Yes, it’s a very good idea No, this is a terrible idea View Poll »
CBS personality Julie Chen never predicted that her plastic surgery reveal would become such a hot topic after she announced it on The Talk last week. Since the Julie Chen plastic surgery admission, the web has been abuzz with reactions, many of which condemned her decision to go under the knife. Chen addressed the controversy on the show yesterday. Julie Chen Plastic Surgery “I wasn’t surprised that there would be haters judging me for what I did,” she said. What was hurtful was that the hateful comments … from within my own community.” “It was comments like, ‘Way to give in to the Western standards of beauty.’ ‘You’re denying your heritage. You’re trying to look less Asian.’ Guess what?” “I don’t look less Chinese! I’m not fooling anybody here.” Chen said that while most of her family members already knew about her cosmetic procedure, they didn’t know that it was private information. “I got a phone call the next day after I revealed my secret, and it was a conference call from my sister and my cousin, and they were like, ‘Uh, that was your secret?” “We’ve been telling our friends for years that you had plastic surgery.’ I was like, ‘Thanks!'” she recalled. “But I also got an email from another cousin.” “She’s much younger than me and she didn’t know. She was like, ‘Wow, I didn’t know that was your secret.’ Because she was too young, you know.” Chen said that it’s also worth noting that she never would have considered getting the plastic surgery if she wasn’t a TV journalist by trade. “I am sorry to hear some within my own community are still judging me and don’t agree with a decision I made for myself, which had nothing to do with denying my heritage.” “I want people to understand that there are Asians born with the crease I had surgically done to my eyes, so the goal was never to look less Asian.” The longtime Big Brother host added that “The goal was to look, in my opinion, more alert and more interested on camera for my work/career.” “The goal was to simply have bigger eyes so the camera didn’t make me look sleepy, bored, angry or disinterested in my interviews.”
Dayum homie . Man Has Surgeries To Look Like Superman This is the problem with society today: no one is happy being themselves. According to Mail Online When Clark Kent wanted to transform into Superman, it was a fairly simple task. He would step into a phone box, spin around and the transformation would be complete. But Herbert Chavez’s change has taken a bit longer – through 16 years of plastic surgery. The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had nose jobs, skin whitening, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, pec implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Clarke Kent after falling in love with the TV programme aged five. He has splashed around 300,000 Pesos (£4,400) on his obsession – a fortune compared to the average 90p hourly wage in the Philippines. Mr Chavez regularly takes to the streets around his home dressed in full Superman regalia, with his hair gelled in distinctive curly fashion. He aims to teach kids good morals while also brightening their days. He said: ‘I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children. ‘I don’t have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me. ‘They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines.’ Wtf? But his distinctive look has not come easily, with Herbert going under the knife repeatedly to copy every last feature of the super hero he worships – right down to his chiselled chin. And Mr Chavez admits it is tasking trying to keep up with such a ‘perfect’ person. He added: ‘If you talk about super heroes, the expectation of people is that they are flawless, they do not get hurt, they do not die. Herbert now plans to keep improving his look with more operations to make him taller and surgery to beef up his abdomen and bum. But he acknowledges that there may be a day when he has to halt the extensive surgeries. Mr Chavez said: ‘I totally don’t have any regrets. What is there for me to regret? Everything that has happened in my life has been positive and because of Superman. ‘When my body says it can not endure it anymore or when my doctor says that my body can not handle it because of age, then I will stop.’ At least we know who he is trying to look like. Lil Kim has had God knows how many sugeries and we still haven’t figured out who she’s trying to be. Barcroft India
Lisa Robin Kelly’s autopsy is complete, but her cause of death is still unknown, pending toxicology results that may not be available to the public for weeks. A spokesperson for the L.A. County Coroner’s Office says there was no conclusive evidence of how Lisa Robin Kelly died last week at the age of 43. The star of That 70s Show passed away in her sleep Wednesday night while staying at a treatment center for alcohol abuse, which she battled for years. A few days earlier, she had been admitted to the hospital by her boyfriend with a BAC of .34, which is borderline fatal, and is difficult to even survive. She apparently did, only to die mysteriously just a few days afterward. Kelly’s boyfriend and husband are pointing fingers regarding her treatment, who was really looking out for her and who is just trying to cover their a$$. There are far more questions and answers at this point, however. Lisa Robin Kelly Death Details
There was never any doubting Myla Sinanaj’s obsession with Kim Kardashian, but she’s apparently taking it to dramatic, stalkerish, disturbing new levels. She freely admits she is trying to emulate K-squared, she tells TMZ , and is about to get a bunch of plastic surgeries to look just like Kanye West’s baby mama. Issues. Myla Sinanaj , of course, dated Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries and lied about being pregnant with his baby, then made a sex tape called The Anti-Kim K . She says she’s just plain sick and tired of being called the “Fat Version of Kim K” though, and will do whatever it takes to rectify that problem. WHATEVER it takes. “I’m obsessed with her body and want mine to be exactly the same,” says Myla of Kim Kardashian and the $30,000 worth of operations she’s lined up. Dr. Matthew Schulman will do the honors, giving his client liposuction, lip injections and a boob job so that she closely resembles her apparent idol. Is anyone else getting a little freaked out over this? Not the porn star wannabe herself, that’s for sure. She says anyone who bashed her and Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX will eat their words, adding that the plastic surgeries “will launch my career.” Somewhere, Farrah Abraham is already plotting to go under the knife for the 17th time just to make those hilarious fake boobs stand out from her rival. Question is. Who would you rather … Kim Kardashian Myla Sinanaj View Poll »
Now if Amanda could only get those lopsided wigs removed, she would be okay. Amanda Bynes Gets Breast Implants Removed Could you imagine bumping into Amanda and she reaches out to hug you with those hard azz titties? Yikes. According to Radar Online Amanda Bynes is suffering from the painful price of plastic surgery after having another cosmetic operation — to REMOVE her breast implants, the former child actress tells RadarOnline.com. The 27-year-old regretted having had the boob job she infamously flaunted in a photo she posted on Twitter wearing only a bra in May. “I got my breast implants removed,” Bynes confirmed via email to Radar. “They were uncomfortable… I prefer them out.” RadarOnline.com has learned the headline-grabbing ex-Nickelodeon star went under the knife in early June to try and return to a more natural look — an A cup. But she suffered a post-surgery complication, a source revealed. “A tube got lodged in her breast and Amanda was in pain,” an insider close to Bynes revealed. “But she is much better now and even told me, ‘They look amazing without the implants!’” Undeterred by the bad experience, she’s not done with her body enhancements and has booked yet another procedure – this time, on her nose — for this Saturday. “The change in her nose has made Amanda feel so more confident,” the source said. “She’s become addicted to the confidence each surgery gives her… She bemoaned that she she stopped working because she was so vain that she didn’t like how her nose was looking on camera.” Describing herself as previously looking “hideous” and feeling “insecure” because of her nose, the What I Like About You star told the pal that her next procedure is to shave down “the bone that forms the bridge of my nose.” And she said she won’t start her music career — Bynes is working with Waka Flocka Flame – until the surgeries on her nose are complete. “She can’t wait to start making music videos when her nose is finished,” the source added. Bynes was arrested in New York on May 23 in connection with criminal possession of drugs, reckless endangerment and tampering with physical evidence after allegedly throwing a bong out the window of her apartment. Amanda will look like Lil’ Kim in a second. Beyotch keeps picking at her nose and breasts… pretty soon she is going to look like Mr. Potatoe Head. Continue reading →
This week on Teen Mom 2, Leah Messer made things right with Jeremy Calvert, while Jenelle Evans tried out some shiny new toys and much more. Read all about it in THG’s official Teen Mom 2 recap! The troubled Jenelle Evans goes under the knife and gets some lovely fake boobs, while parting ways with that boob Kieffer Delp, again. Wash . It didn’t go smoothly. The breakup part at least. Babs worries that Kieffer might try to steal Jenelle’s pain meds to use or steal. Always a sign that your boyfriend is an upstanding character! Minus 50 . Kieffer Delp has been staying at her house, and was actually a source of support during the whole boob thing, until Gary Head reached out to her. When a dozen roses with a “get well” card came to the door, which does not sit well with Kieffer, who BLOWS UP at his recovering girlfriend over it. Jenelle Evans kicks Kieffer’s deadbeat ass out the door, and finishes recovering at her mom’s house – where she sees Jace for a change. Plus 40 . Gary Head comes over to visit, and sure enough, they talk about getting back together! He’s hesitant, sure, but those boobs … he’s gotta be a fan! Minus 50 for the fact that she can’t stay single. After Leah Messer finally realized Corey Simms wasn’t as into getting back together as she was, she turned to Jeremy Calvert and sought to mend fences. Why this was even an issue, we have no idea. We also have no idea how she feels the polar opposite of how she did DAYS ago. But all’s well that ends well? Plus 40 Leah. Jeremy Calvert, for his part, was “lonely as hell” without Leah and generally appears way too good to have to put up with what she just pulled. Hopefully he won’t have to for much longer, but Plus 20 for being a good sport and a good guy, and Plus 10 more now that the RING IS BACK ON! Even though Leah is okay taking it slow, Jeremy wants to get married sooner rather than later. Let the beach wedding planning begin! Plus 30 . Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin decide to move in together, but that if they do, he needs to chip in financially. Which should be obvious, but sadly isn’t. Given the rest of the guys on this show? Probably good to lay down the law. Plus 20 for her doing so and Javi seems like an upstanding fella. Soon enough they’re playing house and talking about taking things a step further – marriage! She’s got the wedding fever … and there may be no cure. Plus 20 for finding a good one, at least. Chelsea Houska’s mom has agreed to take her in. That’s the good news. The bad news is that she was used to being on her own and sees this as regressing. She’s also falling behind on beauty school because of drama with Adam Lind, but somehow, earns a 90 percent score! Plus 30 , girl, you earned it. Minus 60 for even thinking about Adam, though. As she goes looking for a new place to live, she realizes she doesn’t like South Dakota much at all, and that she wants to move somewhere. Anywhere. Randy Houska, good luck to you with this one. EPISODE TOTAL: +50! SEASON TOTAL: -1,660!
Over-confidence can be a very dangerous attribute. That’s the main takeaway from an amazing video that has been viewed over two million times on YouTube. It pits two boxers against one another. Their names? The location? Both unclear. But one bruiser gets hit a few times, only to shake off the blows and taunt his opponent. That’s all you got? I feel no pain! Bring it on , he essentially says. Cue a left hook and the trash talker is instantly seeing stars: Over-Confident Boxer Gets Knocked Out
Miranda Lambert was moved to tears last night. The superstar accepted the trophy for Song of the Year alongside husband Blake Shelton at the Country Music Awards, and couldn’t contain her emotion when The Voice judge told his wife in front of the world: “I love you so much, baby.” But Lambert did more than just cry at the ceremony. She sang her talented heart out! Watch this high octane version of “Fastest Girl in Town.” Miranda Lambert – “Fastest Girl in Town” (CMA Performance) Other performances at the event included: Kelly Clarkson and Vince Gill dueting on ” Don’t Rush .” Taylor Swift going all Parisian on ” Begin Again .”
