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Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Abs! Ogle My Underboob!

Kylie Jenner is intent on proving that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star recently took to her official website in order to brag about her inner Martha Stewart. The 19-year old talked at length about the breakfast she whips up every morning for herself and Tyga, prior to posting a trio of new photos on Instagram. And each of these images put Kylie’s body on full (that is, barely clothed) display. “I’m sure you guys can tell from my Snaps, but I’m pretty damn domestic,” Kylie wrote on her website, apparently without a trace of irony. “I seriously love being home and cooking for my friends and family, especially breakfast.” We know she really does love being at home. This point is driven home with every bathroom selfie and every selfie of Jenner by a pool, rocking a skimpy bikini designed for ogling. Kylie continued in her insightful post: “I make the same meal every morning because it’s amazing and it’s T’s favorite. He always asks for it! It’s so easy, anyone can do it!!!” We know you’re dying for more: What is in this meal, Kylie?!? “MY 3 MAIN INGREDIENTS” are, despite the starlet’s obscene wealth, pretty basic and the kind of thing that you can easily replicate home. Celebrities, they are just like us! “Jennie-O turkey breakfast sausage patties, Eggs, Pre-cooked rice,” she explained, actually not shilling for any particular product for a change. What does Jenner do with those items? “I cook the eggs and rice together in a pan (sometimes I add cheese too),” she adds, before getting into the nitty gritty. Then, “in a separate skillet I fry up the sausage with a little olive oil for about 13-15 minutes until it’s well-done … and voila! “Seriously, that’s it. If you want a little extra flavor, sprinkle some garlic powder on your sausage. Enjoy!!!” Many young men out there are probably enjoying these racy Kylie Jenner photos at the moment, that much we know for sure. Jenner has kept mostly quiet over the first few weeks of 2017, which is noteworthy, given how rare it is that one can say this. We haven’t read many breakup rumors regarding her or Tyga; or any marriage rumors surrounding the hot couple, either. Perhaps the reality star and her rapper beau are finally just content and happy and not trying to make any new headlines. It’s also possible that Kylie is busy, having teased some kind of mysterious new project via a previous round of seductive snapshots. That’s all we know at the moment. The teenager posted a series of photos online last week and wrote the words “secret project” along with them. Nothing more. One of those images appears above. Might this plug by the 19-year-old be a reference to a new… calendar shoot? Magazine spread? Television show? Music video? It’s not exactly unusual for Kylie to show off various private near-parts of her body online, but she rarely promotes any sort of professional endeavor while doing so. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 41 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time We’re intrigued, to say the very last. We’re also psyched to channel our inner Kylie and plug something of our own. We present a real treat for our male readers: Oh yes! The raciest Kylie Jenner pictures of all-time! Lord knows we had a lot to choose from, but we’ve weeded out the also-rans and settled on the best of the best of the best. Only for you. You can thank us later.

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Bella Thorne’s Underboob Looks Like Fugazis

#bellathorne #charlieputh A photo posted by Ŧ H Ø R N E russia (@curiousbella) on Dec 18, 2016 at 11:13pm PST As you probably know, I’m something of an expert when it comes to celebrity funbags. Or at least I should be, after spending the better part of the past decade studying them for “work.” Well, I’ve spent a lot of time looking over this paparazzi shot of Bella Thorne almost accidentally #freeingthenipple today, and in my professional opinion, Bella’s are looking mighty fake. I’m not 100% certain of it just yet, but I’m going to need to spend more time checking this shot against a few of her latest Snapchats. This might even take the whole afternoon. If I’m lucky. I’ll let you guys know if I find any more good “evidence.” Hot #bellathorne A photo posted by Ŧ H Ø R N E russia (@curiousbella) on Dec 18, 2016 at 11:14pm PST

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Bella Thorne’s Underboob Looks Like Fugazis

Bella Thorne’s Underboob Looks Like Fugazis

#bellathorne #charlieputh A photo posted by Ŧ H Ø R N E russia (@curiousbella) on Dec 18, 2016 at 11:13pm PST As you probably know, I’m something of an expert when it comes to celebrity funbags. Or at least I should be, after spending the better part of the past decade studying them for “work.” Well, I’ve spent a lot of time looking over this paparazzi shot of Bella Thorne almost accidentally #freeingthenipple today, and in my professional opinion, Bella’s are looking mighty fake. I’m not 100% certain of it just yet, but I’m going to need to spend more time checking this shot against a few of her latest Snapchats. This might even take the whole afternoon. If I’m lucky. I’ll let you guys know if I find any more good “evidence.” Hot #bellathorne A photo posted by Ŧ H Ø R N E russia (@curiousbella) on Dec 18, 2016 at 11:14pm PST

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Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iryna Ivanova’s Underboob Is Working Hard On Snapchat

One of my new favorite Snapchat hotties Iryna Ivanova was hard at work yesterday, and I’m glad to see she’s taking this whole Snapchat pants fire delivery service of hers seriously. But if Iryna ever decides she needs an extra hand, I’d be more than happy to volunteer to be her official photographer. My phone takes great pictures. Although from the looks of it, Iryna’s does too. Yow.

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I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood… Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit… She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is….. The post Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Once Again Reese Witherspoon And Her Cleavage Drive Us Wild

Not too long ago, Reese Witherspoon drove us wild with her boob-baring performance in Wild, but I wonder if she’s gearing up to do it again because one look at her in this pink bathing suit and I’m going wild all over again. … read more

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Skin Links 3.8.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Early 1900s silent hardcore porn is a hedonist’s delight Fleshbot Crystal Reed sports some rock hard pokies  Taxi Driver Movie Stella Maxwell topless photo shoot  The Nip Slip Devon Windsor’s ass in a bikini  Drunken Stepfather Khloe Terae is your butt nekkid ski bunny  Egotastic All Stars September Carrino in the snow  Boobie Blog Chontel Duncan’s baby bump is sexy as hell  Last Men on Earth Movie Merchandise from Hell: Van Helsing  Double Viking Lindsey Pelas brings the underboob to end all underboobs  Steakwood … read more

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Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day

Here’s a little Gemma Ward under tits…because models don’t usually have tits, so when they do, we need to celebrate….and models don’t generally do under tits…it’s like they are college girls at some frat parties…models aren’t supposed to do that…so when they do…we need to celebrate…I mean I am drunk all the time which is like a celebration…but why does it feel so sad…I blame sucking at life… The post Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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