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I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was…. The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard… So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

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Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day