Madison Beer is alright…if you can figure out who Madison Beer is….because she’s just another one of these…girls who exists thanks to social media and a whore peddling mom – the biggest pimp of her life trying to cash the fuck in…the kind of mom who could have bought her big tits…at 15….as stage moms do…but I’m going with real and lovely to look at…no matter who the fuck she is….or what she does… The post Madison Beer is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on…. Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday… I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up.. When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about… A Monster…Yes. The post Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself… I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape…. That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation Ergonomic design for perfect grip LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings Easy to use- 1 button control Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life get YOURS HERE The post Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works… Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three… I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest… Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go….. I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini… From social.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alyssa Arce is alright… This is some instagram style bikini photoshoot…and I wouldn’t say it’s innovative or magical or inspiring…but I will say…why change a good thing…keep em coming…and this Alyssa Arce…along with all the other bitches doing the same piss toned bikini pics..looks lovely enough for me… You don’t need to know who these sluts are…you just need to look at them like they want you to…empowering… The post Alyssa Arce Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shauna Sand and Frenchy Morgan are some nasty, but skinny, blonde, drug addict looking hookers who have been exposing themselves for low level attention that has worked…thanks to the number of perverts out there… I remember the Shauna Sand sex tape…it was so bad…..and now both are old, and their shamelessness is more depressing to look at than anything, unless you’re like me and fucking love it…because they both look like fucking corpses despite not being dead…but might as well be dead since no one cares about them.. And really, I just wonder what these pics smell like…. The post Frenchy Morgan and Pornstar Shauna Sand May Look Like Corpses, But Aren’t Dead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Reese Witherspoon was never hot to me, I just saw her as a scamming souther bitch, who played the wholesome card, and pulled off the whole Christian thing, by pumping out a bunch of kids, when really it was some satanic ritual that ate up and spat out the baby daddy Ryan Philippe, who was at his prime, to pave the way for her – to win OSCARS when really she was just a Legally Blonde chick… It’s so weird to me, knowing she went from chubby girl who could barely act, and who got shitty movie deals….to being top tier A-List…but I will say it has to do with her agent who she married after Philippe and who her kids call dad…because the industry is a fucking scam and none of these people are talent. The post Reese Witherspoon’s Erotica for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is…. Her ass is that of a 65 year old. So hot…if you like 65 year old women…. I can’t imagine she’s positioned as a sex icon…because whatever is going on here – is fucking gross to me. This is so fucking sloppy, she’s melting, she’s expiring, curdling, who knows what this is, but maybe she should look into cosmetic treatments, Kardashians don’t have an ass this sloppy and they are pigs…how can this white girl be so broken down, I guess no fitness…non-working out…either way…this kind of “body positive” is bad….she has a responsibility in the career she chose to not have an ass this bad. The post Emily Blunt Super Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
