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Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day

Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. Here she is having her white dress eat her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding

Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you. She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense. I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it… Her caption: “it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence. What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing.. The post Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Big Tits in a Bikini from the Right Angle of the Day

Kate Upton POSTED a bikini picture, because she’s hard at work in Turks and Caicos…wearing bikinis with confidence, which she did when she was 40 pounds heavier…because that’s what delusional, “I can’t do wrong”…”I’m so hot, the world loves me”…does to a set of huge tits…because she know as long as the huge tits were there, she’d be good… Well, she works out daily now, her whole instagram feed is her working out, and she’s still doughy, but knows her angles, she’s been faking not being doughy her entire career….I guess the fear is losing the tits, you can’t lose the tits, the tits are what the world is obsessed with, even if they are likely terrifying when unleashed…and I guess you can cross reference her leaked nudes for that… I encourage all girls to post their bikini pics from whatever angle they choose…because I think half nakedness is all that matters…oh and know your angles, I like being lied to in photos if it makes the fat bitch a hotter bitch. The post Kate Upton Big Tits in a Bikini from the Right Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss But She Wishes She Was of the Day

Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss…but that doesn’t mean she can’t pretend she is, or use her name to trick people into thinking she’s the next best thing, thanks to last name….and it doesn’t mean she can’t show her nipples like she was Kate Moss…because it draws more attention to her and more importantly…tricks more people into thinking she’s the next Kate Moss, because they are from the same sperm….fascinating…not really, but it works…because she has a career all while being not that exciting even when showing her nipples. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss But She Wishes She Was of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face… Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness… She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA.. I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out…. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics – I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone… Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together. The post Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics – I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone… Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together. The post Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard… Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted…. So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line… Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you… I find the whole thing pretty boring…really.. The post Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Daniele for Playboy Croatia of the Day

So apparently Nina Daniele is a model…and Playboy Croatia is a magazine, that you’d assume being from Croatia was some bootleg communist doctrine printed on rationed toilet paper, or old work camp outfits, but apparently they produce better than the American version of the magazine..that is apparently going back to nudity – but that will still suck because no one has any fucking vision these days and taking a hot nude is too easy for girls who take nudes to do – if anything all Playboy is there for is to validate these nude model sluts and the nude model shoots they are doing….so they can write PUBLISHED Model in their bio… FASCINATING… The post Nina Daniele for Playboy Croatia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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