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Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me…. The post Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage. That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course… I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter…. The post Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong…. Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images.. Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person…. You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name… So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in. The post Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things. That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right. RIGHT! Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic. The post Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it. Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical… The post Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is the magical redhead that has won me over – like this was an Archie comic – because he was a redhead obsessed with redheads – but when I read Archie comics I never understood the appeal of redheads – because I found them super strong genetic mutants that terrified me… But for some reason, I’m into them now…and I guess I should blame Lohan because she’s the OG ginger cunt I wanted to get herpes from – and this Bella chick and her shamelessness is doing a good job as the hotter but still 40 something looking bootleg version of her… The post Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halle Berry and the Slutty Instagram Picture of the Day

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Nothing reminds me how irrelevant titty blogs like this are – than seeing the other blogs like this post shit about Halle Berry’s slutty instagram pics – like she wasn’t 1000 fucking years old. The fact is, this is an old timer internet concept and the kids use the internet different, leaving us fucking impotent fucks who remember dial up – and bitches like Hallle Berry to have conversations about her tits. Halle Berry’s tits that were great in Y2k…are still tits, she’s still a white as fuck Hollywood brat who can spin her story into “blackness”…because of her skin color and her deadbeat dad being black….who she only met when she won the Oscar and he decided to collect. The post Halle Berry and the Slutty Instagram Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Francesca Eastwood Topless and Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a crush on Francesca Eastwood. I follow her on instagram, I try to make her my friend, I don’t really know why, but I think she’s great…that was at least until today…. YOU KNOW…like anyone, I have a think for the kids of the rich and famous, and as one of 6 of Clint Eastwood’s spawns, she’s the kid of the rich and famous, and I don’t really like them the way the rest of the world likes the rich and famous kids, I like them because of how damaged they are, despite having everything they really want, and are spoiled, they are coddled, they are whiners and usually unhappy while attention seeking to make a name of their own…even though they are the first to say “Yes, That Eastwood” when checking in anywhere… BUT I HATE CLOWN TITS…and she’s got CLOWN TITS…and that’s so disappointing, but then again like the body dysmorphia stripper with clown tits, it means she’s the most fucked up, but like that stripper with her weird ego, that doesn’t mean she’s the best fuck… Sad…but her trust fund will be nice…and the fact that she like doing shameless paparazzi pics…also nice… I GUESS I am still a fan…just not of the tits..the tits are terrible…but they tell such a great fucking story…about youthful people who feel that slutty posing and tits are the answer to their sadness…on that inspiring note of shamelessness…it is drinking time….. The post Francesca Eastwood Topless and Fake Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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