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Joelle Lombardi Is the Fucking Future of the DAy

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a Steven Klien shoot for Interview magazine…of some bodybuilder named Joelle Lombardi – you can follow her ON INSTAGRAM because she’s fucking amazing…. Sure, female bodybuilders freak me out….they look like men…but there’s somehting erotic about knowing he can take you the fuck down. I used to go to this strip club where two female body builders worked to probably make steroid money…and shit was fucking terrifying at the time, they’d do pull ups on the bars and crazy weird pole tricks…the worst…one had great clown like implants and I couldn’t figure it out…I hated it, I found humor in it, I was uncofortable with the size of her clit….but all these laters…I miss it, I feel like I didn’t give it a chance…and this JOELLE LOMBARDI in her fashion shoot is wonderful throwback to those days… The pics are also fuckign awsome – so that helps….and yes…I am fucking terrified of her…mainly her back…cuz her legs are still lean and decent…works for me… The post Joelle Lombardi Is the Fucking Future of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious.. I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE…. OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego… Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product… So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit…. The post Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really…. That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant… But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina… I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible… The post Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….another comedic actress with big tits…who is fat while this one isn’t… But she is so edgy…all posing with a bachelorette party dick cup…because she’s a comedic actress….all average looking, but loved by all her creeper fans… I don’t know why I’m dragging this out…..or even trying to figure it out…she doesn’t matter, or maybe she does…but I consider mattering more than just being a slut on TV… The post Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beate Muska is the future.. I know nothing about her other than that she’s got 25,000 instagram followers, is probably trying to get that cool million, I didn’t bother going through her public images to pass judgement or write a story in my crazy head about her….I just know she’s getting naked and naked is wonderful…but what’s even more wonderful….is the bathroom that she’s in…it’s all pink and done up…almost more interesting than her TITTIES…but usually the only thing more interesting thing than her titties…is her BUTTHOLE….something she’s strategically hid in these pics thanks to being a classy bitch… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Getting Paid Like the Hooker She is of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Very important Jennifer Lawrence was probably paid millions and millions of dollars by Dior to star in their commercial…. A commercial that has been on their YOUTUBE for about a week and that has 13,000 views… People who vlog about buying a T-Shirt at Walmart, a black size medium T-Shirt….shot on their iPhone 4….have more views that this shit..and it’s Tagged Jennifer Lawrence..an overrated actress, who isn’t that hot, has great tits, but who is a tool in the Hollywood equation to keep budgets high…She’s awkward and annoying and for some reason cosmetic companies have huge budgets to throw at some Hollywood shit, because they are all fame whores….and feel it’s status….but I doubt anyone would buy cosmetics because Jennifer Lawrence said so….but whatever…it happened and I’m just using this post as an excuse to post this pic of her or her body double naked and mid-fuck in a movie called Passnger…. Here are those very important Cosmetic pics… The post Jennifer Lawrence Getting Paid Like the Hooker She is of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is probably in Miami recovering from Plastic Surgery from her Plastic Surgeon who gives all the VS girls Tummy Tucks….before releasing her mom body…to the rest of the world…via staged paparazzi pics…. It’s the big reveal… It’s too bad that bikini is containing her banged out mom pussy, because I’d rather see something authentic on this plastic bitch…you know everything so manufactured and full of lies… The Victoria’s Secret star, who has only worked in Victoria’s Secret…doesn’t even have milk filled tits…which brings up the important question of what the fuck is the point of having kids…maybe it’s some shes’ 30 and feels the need to breed with the guy she cheats on….or maybe it was one too many abortions…or maybe it is some South African AIDS rate related bullshit….and that’s about all I have to say about that… Classic bikini paparazzi pics though…good old fashioned internet content…like bikini pics even matter anymore… The post Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova See Through of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is Petra Nemcova rocking a see through – and I figure when you’re a Tsunami survivor, you don’t really need to wear clothes. Surviving a Tsunami, and not just any Tsunami, but THE Tsunami that put the word Tsunami in your vocabulary, and that also killed her photographer fiance…while she climbed up a fucking tree and survived….you can pretty much go through life giving everything, from life itself, to everyone around you the finger…because it’s one of those “fuck you” survivals…that gets you the green light to do anything you fucking want….it’s not surviving date rape, or an abusive relationship, or being cheated on, or gaining 10 pounds…it’s a natural fucking disaster that killed thousands…you get the pass to show us all your tits, but then again, I don’t even know if I see tits….people say this is see through, but it’s not nearly see through enough to really be seen as see through…you know…I want more crazy, more exhibitionism, out of this survivor… That said, she’s still hot. Shit didn’t mangle her….but I’m sure everyone she knows is tired of hearing about it…like everyone who visits this site is tired of reading my useless opinion on everything…. The post Petra Nemcova See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Watson is in Vanity Fair. Her fans are weird. They will jerk off to Vanity Fair like it was Playboy they found in their dad’s bedroom when they were 12, because they’ve been wanting to fuck her since she was 12…not really that wholesome – but being into Wizards and fantasy does weird things to nerds – especially – sexually… I don’t understand the hype, but I’m not a Harry Potter weirdo who spent a decade waiting for her to ripen…they are a special breed of human… The post Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist… I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent. The post Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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