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Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day

Bella Thorne, a high school drop out, we assume, has the ability to even make reading a slutty selfie opportunity….as she shows off leg…ass..and bra….learning her lines…the way her parents beat into her on their quest to use her as a retirement plan…that apparently has worked for everyone involved so far…from us, to them, to her…but that we all know the real victim in all this is Bella Thorne…the sacrifice that is currently high rolling – but the second she falls off – will fall off so hard…possibly dying prematurely…as Lindsay Lohan did before her…There’s a lifespan to this shit..so take it in…today she makes reading slutty..and today this is what matters…I never care when the hooker, sex worker, child star, abused person cracks…I like them when they are bringing the gold…or in this case…the pussy. The post Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monster Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

Nothing like staring at the Ariel Winter’s monstrous fat cells exploding out of her back….and ribcage the way you’d want your monstrous celebrity who was lucky she got on a hit show when she was cute…..before whatever the fuck this is happened… You may be asking how this weird, round little troll got famous, why she matters…when looking at her breast reduced tits that are still massive with the rest of her…you’d attribute it to that but and I am going with it is some sort of troll spell she made on the producers…because trolls have magical powers… The post Monster Ariel Winter Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lexi Wood is a Very Important Model of the Day

Lexi Wood is some F List model – but she’s got a good enough face….a face that hasn’t booked any real campaign – but at least she’s trying… When I first saw she did this low level “editorial” for an instagram account magazine – I thought “Oh Look, a Porn Star is Doing a Hipster style shoot”… But then I discovered….she’s not a pornstar….but she is on a Private Jet flying from Maui…. Which we all know means…she’s maybe not be in porn, but she’s a sex worker, the high end sugar baby hooker…which is what all these models aspire to…. They want the rich old daddy to give them the male attention – whether in slutty shoots, or with old men…that’s the end goal. ROMANCE….I prefer when the guy is put in the photo, unless she’s paying for the Private Jet…because modeling for no one is lucrative… But at least she’s trying….and looks good while doing it. The post Lexi Wood is a Very Important Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis Has Shit on Her Face of the Day

This is a good look for the Bruce Willis faced daughter of the Willis / Demi Moore ejaculating in uterus 20 years ago….all covered with shit…it’s the lesbian / hipster / feminist / activist with a trust fund way to be… I find it funny that Rumer, who is out there singing and acting, gets shit on by the world for her hard face… When there are others…literally shit on….with just as hard a face… Not that you should care about these Montana raised, yet still capable of being entitled rich kids, because rich kids happen anywhere geographically when their parents are actors… But when they are topless…or showing nipple…you should care…because hard faced or not…this type of content is lovely….but I blame my german scat fetish for that. The post Scout Willis Has Shit on Her Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Jackson See Through Shirt of the Day

Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork on social media and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..you know…like the guy who was my real life friend who actually slapped me in the face hard because of how I tweeted his funeral…. Yes, the same people who called him a monster, or a pedophile when he was alive, who ran some kind of witch hunt….but the second he dies…boom….love the guy…and his delicate, weird demeanor, sexually creepy thanks to being fucking weird and hard to understand… Well this is his heir, possibly not genetically, but who knows…with that whole being white thing….and she’s got nipples with nipple rings…while living the life…like how her dad would have wanted… I am not not a fan of this….but I’m sure MJ was…because she wasn’t a little boy….assuming what they say about him is true…and not just bullying and taking advantage of a poor tormented soul… This is for a photoshoot, she looks good…but that could just be me staring at her rich nipples talking. The post Paris Jackson See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel Ass of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who was on Seventh Heaven, did a slutty shoot and found the man who I assume she was groupie-ing – because he’s Justin Timberlake….to lock the fuck down…. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, making him a part of her life…deeply engrained… You know sliding her hands in her panties until tickled while reading one of those teen beat mags…listeing to these 90s idiots singing and dancing before they went pop…or in Ryan Goslings case…went LaLa Land…a role you’d think he never sang or danced before having… All leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, while she was at the gym, working out hard, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option to knock her up…..all because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… Here is her ass in jeans…because she’s now back at work..in the movies while making babies..because that’s what you do when you’re fit in your 30s…and trying to stay relevant….even if you’re not. The post Jessica Biel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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JoJo Levesque Still Trying to Do it of the Day

Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old… I don’t even remember why she was famous, or any of her songs, or why she disappeared when she was her peak…that wasn’t really a peak…so she’s some meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…they are illegal…like Mexicans…who America doesn’t love…where’s the logic in that… She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, because this is what she wears in concert….good hustle…see through outfits for everyone…why not…get noticed…make it happen…live the dream…I’ll watch. The post JoJo Levesque Still Trying to Do it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown Fight of the DAY

I was talking to Chris Brown’s make-up artist on the internet, because real men need make-up artists….and he told me about some bullshit about Chris Brown and Soulja boy having seom kind of fight in Dubai because they are fighting over some girl…and like the publicity that comes when you’re two ridiculous idiots…. Well, apparently Chris Brown is being trained by Mike Tyson, who also like publicity and decided to make a song about it…they have a lot in common like they are so manly, they know how to beat and rape women….all that testosterone raging…. I like some lines about Shitting your pants, and being a venereal disease…because it’s ridiculous…but ultimately…it’s ridiculous. The post Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown Fight of the DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch has Calendar of the Day

Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in… From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies… So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch… Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula… There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact… There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers.. The post Baywatch has Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth… Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb… Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is… The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does…. The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something.. I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is… The post Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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