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Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass…. I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on…. Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping… I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU HERE The post Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastacia Mastectomy Scars for Fault Magazine of the Day

Anastacia is some 48 year old American singer – who I think had more internation fame than local fame – but I don’t really remember – because I can’t think of one Anastacia song…. What I do know is that she’s nude enough for a 48 year old in this photoshoot – that shows off her breast cancer stars…because she had breast cancer in 2003, then she had it again in 2013 – so she decided to go for the chop – and get the double mastectomy – intense….but fuck that noise, who wants to deal with cancer coming back over and over – chop that shit off – plus you can always get breast implants to still feel like like you have tits – even though dudes are really more into butthole than tit…unless they are homos…because tits don’t make the woman…vagina does… That said, here’s those pics….for you to give thanks for not having cancer – or beating cancer – or that there will be a cancer cure eventually saving tits everywhere… The post Anastacia Mastectomy Scars for Fault Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day

When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit… I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical… A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis… First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut….. Second up Caroline Wozniacki – Good times…. The post Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day

Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it… I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways…. But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness… The post Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tokyo Angel’s Leads Pussy Print Challenge of the Day

Tokyo Angel is Blac Chyna’s mom – and she’s fucking terrifying. She’s some ghetto as fuck, and I don’t just mean ghetto as fuck, but I mean GHETTO as fuck radio host from Detroit I think….and based on her instagram she is a fucking mess that you CAN SEE HERE … She’s hood, she’s got twerking, and half naked pics all over the shit…and really embodies the state of the country…but interestingly enough, I learned a very valuable lesson from browsing the 50 pics she posted yesterday alone – and that is the PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE….based on some Gucci Mane song called Pussy Print..that I don’t listen to…because I prefer the sounds of the voices in my head to stupid pop hip hop musc… So this is basically a movement of girls giving themselves cameltoes…I am very mad at myself for not being on top of this trend…because fuck Mannequin Challenges, and our friend TOKYO ANGEL has some of those….or Ice Bucket Challenge..that she’s for white people…life is about PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE… I figured I’d put all the #pussyprint videos into one video because I’m pratical like that…so along with terrifying Tokyo Angel – Blac Chyna’s mom – because #Asia… are a bunch of OTHER PUssy Print Challenges I ripped off Instagram that have zero to do with Blac Chyna’s mom – btu that are everything… This shit lives on instagram…and isn’t flagged for inappropriate…while I’ve been deleted off instagram 4-5 times…for nothing like this… The post Tokyo Angel’s Leads Pussy Print Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Nu Muses Calendar of the Day

The Nu Muses is a campaign that was relatively clever – by photographer and TREATS! Magazine owner – where he partnered up with one of his nude model photographer buddies – who happens to be one of the biggest things in photography this year – from shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and really all things involving hot naked models..and not just instagram models – but actual models…. So this project, one I would have done but I only attract crackheads, involved getting a bunch of girls they already work with and party with – to participate in an American Idol internet style campaign to get voted into the calendar..and all these girls, already thirsty for fame, who already get naked in photos, and who already had an audience jumped on board…it’s a fun project, validates what they do as more than just exhibitionism, gives them the hope of shooting with a Victoria’s Secret photographer in a great setting like the Domincan Republic…which is not Haiti….and boom…people cared to follow, watch and see…and now the winners have been announced and they are: Alejandra Guilmant, Rachel Cook, Keilani Asmus, Ebonee Davis, Vika Levina, Isabelle Boemeke, Nidhi Sunil, Anna Wolf, Jessica Clements, Janine Tugonon Probably a bunch of sugar babies, as TREATS! appeals to that world of naked for rich guys who fund this thing….and this is the trailer / preview / look into the nude pictures they produced…and naked chicks getting naked is always worth looking at – even if they chicks are just a bunch of trying to get famous fame whores…who may even turn tricks – they look good. Here are some of the pics: The post The Nu Muses Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s friend is some instagram style photographer – and Kylie is just a top level instagram model -or personality – because a model would mean she’s got a tall, lean, model body…as I only consider models to be actual models – and the rest of the girls – who get naked or half naked – who are targeting black dudes who love social media and who are the reason vine existed – with the big fake asses and in Kylie’s case…fake everything else…you know 18 or 19 and already rockin’ a jacked up face and liposuction body – that allows all these girls to skip the instagram filter as they’ve instead purchased it in real life – to follow them everywhere they go…it’s like the real life facetune is shaping and filling and botoxing – and it’s a terrifying concept – it has totally negative effects on young girls who follow these idiots…but at least they are staying current with slutty half naked pics – because despite being vile and disgusting – I still like seeing them naked for attention…all the money in the world doesn’t seem to make them stop fighting for likes. It’s addictive, and far more fun than watching a heroin addiction, except in the Kardashian – kill all men in their life case – because seeing them die off would be a blessing to the world…something we could #blessed all day…. All these instagram pics look the same – but here’s some of her nipples from the shoot she’s been milking like it was the cow that is her, or her sisters…or I guess her dad turned mom… The post Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tit Slip on Italian TV and Other Videos of the Day

Racist Guy at the Grocery Store Florida Man Driving Home from a Strip Club Falls Out of Truck and Runs Over Himself Woman Gets Saved From being Slaughtered by a Crazy “PEDO” Busted by Facebook Users…For Going to Hang with a 14 Year Old… Girl’s Epic Bike Jump Dumb Car Accident at the Gas Station The post Tit Slip on Italian TV and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mom Christina Ricci for Old Times of the Day

After this morning’s queef round-up – I think we should tone down the sexy with some pics of a mom named Christina Ricci, who at one point in time was one of the hottest child stars you creepily jerked off to as she hit puberty on the Addams family… She eventually grew silly massive tits like the Ariel Winter of her generation – only way darker, creepily damaged, and way cooler because her rebellion was being dark and in indy movies after protesting her parents for making her a child star….and like Ariel Winter chopped the tits off, before losing her mind, becoming anorexic and doing shitty TV shows…and now this…a mom… She was up there and now she’s not…Life.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mom Christina Ricci for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day

Here’s a little Rebecca Romijn Stamos who is no longer a Stamos – but rather a Jerry O’Connell…the fat kid from Stand By Me….At one point, back when this site was relevant, she was one of the hot model chicks who barely did anything of substance, but who didn’t need to do anything of substance because she had big tits…. Well, she’s a mom, she still exists because of her tits….and here is her armpit for my creepy friend with an armpit fetish – and who actually convinces girls off tinder to let him fuck their armpits – because it’s not like actual sex and when you have the chance to get your armpit fucked – you gotta just go for it…..and weirdly enough, the fat chicks always go for it…. In Stupid Rebecca Romijn Stamos news, she’s currently fighting with Gigi Hadid’s mom because she made a statement about social media models killing the concept of Super Models, because the fashion industry uses these people due to followers, rather than leading the trends by deciding or finding the next look or model, which is true, these social media girls who don’t deserve to be making money – are making stupid money – because brands like followers….and I guess when you’re a busty and amazing despite being old mom – who hates social media chicks – who is fighting with social media chicks’ reality show moms…you’re cooler to me…possibly a dream mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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