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Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans… The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me… Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits… VIA FACEBOOK Other mannequin challenges include: Boozy Ivanka Trump… A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST And Russian Chicks A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST The post Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is on some “vacation” from her very busy life – that is probably not quite a vacation – but rather a photoshoot for some company that can’t afford Kendall or Kylie or the Hadids, but want that same audience, because this girl takes everything she can get – in the competitive world of being a rich kid with a trust fund – who has had sex with Bieber and has created a following in a world where a following is all that matters… She’s at the Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos, so if you’re motivated you may want to hop on a plane and get there – but we can assume she posted this after she left…you know safety from you creepers who are such big Stephen Baldwin fans that you want to kidnap his baby…. The other model she’s with is named Marianne Fonseca….and now you have information you don’t need…assuming you read this…instead of just looking at the pics. The post Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day

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I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen. But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies… I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet…. They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president… The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in Mexico – and she’s decided to do 2 back to back ass posts on social media – high concept shameless butt shots because she obviously loves her ass, and wants to show off her ass…and people must be giving her ass a lot of love and attention affirming that she should continue to post ass pics …because if you spend any time on social media, you’ll know it’s all about slutty pics, selfies or fake photoshoots, every girl gets half naked…and this one, I guess felt liberated at 18 from whatever contracts that bound her – creating this New Zealand Tsunami of slutty half naked pics…it’s what the kids are into – it’s what they want… I generally find her terrifying to look at, but I didn’t watch her tits form on that TV show, I just know about her from her social media hustle, but the nice thing about 18 year old ass – is that even if you know it’s chubby – and going to be sloppy as fuck – the collagen in their skin – keeps everything that may one day be terrifying – perky and firm…so it’s not as bad as it could be…and that’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Does Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Lea Michele posted some slutty selfies / instagram caliber erotica – that is so lame – but is still a celeb on all fours being suggestive for attention. It’s being competitive in this changing landscape of media. Interesting…because the celebrities from pre-social media fame – were probably as thirsty as social media people or maybe their parents were – which is how they got on TV in the first place…building them up into the puppets they are…the shell of a human that wants to be used by writers, directors and producers to have a successful show..and fame… So it’s only natural that they’d channel what’s trendy or popular on social media, even though someone like me, who finds slutty pics low level, or low hanging fruit, not that I hate looking at all these slutty selfies or fake photoshoots, but I do think they lack substance, a story and that they should be left for the thirsty girls trying to make it. I believe that those who have millions of dollars should be higher brow – or someone that we don’t see like this so that when they do get like this – maybe in a movie or something – we can get excited about seeing the half naked like “OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUT FROM TV, SHE IS IN HER UNDERWEAR”….not that I’d get like that over Lea Michelle…because Lea Michele isn’t all that hot, for the first 4 years of her career I assumed she was a dude, but like all other girls on instagram, she’s managed to capture a moment that is starting to get boring because they happen so much – all day – every day – but that you can’t hate on – because even if it’s shameless self promotion…it’s erotica, softcore porn erotica, with little takeaway- but who needs a takeaway…. I guess these girls, are just girls, and love the attention of being half naked – pretend it is empowering, like feeling sexy and pose the fuck out of it – only to give it away for free…all to grow their audience, feel good about themselves, who fucking knows…but Lea Michele is doing it…. The post Lea Michele Does Instagram Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scary Serena Williams Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The scariest thing about these Serena Williams boxing some dude on the beach -is that the dude in the pics is actually 6 foot 6….. She’s a fucking monster, a giant, with an ass that is bigger than the average human…making you wonder whether she’s actually a woman, or a product of an opportunist father who wanted his “girls” to destroy the white girls at the tennis club, because strong athleticism is a way to earn respect and a lot of money – and if you start young with the hormones and sex changes – the kids don’t even remember being born with penis….unless they are just big, strong, athletic women…in which case they are terrifying… To like this is to possibly to have a sexual disfunction, or maybe you’re gay and don’t know it…because I have seen trannies who are more feminine than this, and sure trannies have something to prove and are always more girl than girls, it’s part of the transition…and a tranny would never go out looking this masculine in a bikini because they spent money and time trying to transition…. But I do know dudes, regular dudes, who have big black girl fetishes…they just love the massive ass and tits of fertility to smother them…so…ultimately we are all a bunch of faggots with questionable fetishes and to me this is scary…but to all the horny fucks…this could be everything…a huge ass in a bikini dominating a man….some of us like girls who can’t run from us due to weakness – while others like not being able to run away from a woman…whatever works, who cares what you get off to…but this is weird…not the kind of tennis player I’d jerk off to… The post Scary Serena Williams Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t post enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women in provocative glamour model type photoshoots for fashion magazines….because I guess America is Racist and there aren’t enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women famous enough to be in magazines, as they are all too busy working as doctors or lawyers or scientists or waitresses at the family Indian restaurant…making Aishwarya Rai out of a population of billions – the only 43 year old Indian woman the media likes….they always need one token to get the job done – and with a face like this, filtered of photoshopped or not, she’s good enough to put in all kinds of roles – of all ages – so get your money worth out of one – rather than waste time finding others…. She’s a huge Bollywood star, probably still lives in India….so let’s hope this post blows up my servers – because if I can’t be big in America, I’m all for being big in international markets and the only way to do that is with their local tits…so India – if you’re out there – click all my ads. The post Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day

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I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her. I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Collins is Hot of the Day

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Lily Collins is hot. I normally make fun of celebrity kids – because I don’t respect nepotism – even in a world where nepotism is everything, I find it discounts everything the person accomplishes – and even if they are smart and talented thanks to being raised rich and being made out of award winning DNA. I also always found Phil Collins music annoying….I would argue the “In the Air Tonight” was the bane of my teenage years – and for some reason it would rape my ears everytime it was on the radio – which was all the time – as most women who were very into Phil Collin, despite him being a bald british elf and his music is what they’d make us fuck to… But Lily Collins…is hot and that’s enough for me to ignore the trust fund and inheritance she’ll be getting – from all the terrible but popular music…plus I can focus on her being raised in LA by her mom while dad was on the road fucking groupies – leading to daddy issues that are so much deeper than the daddy issues of non-rich girls….because rich girls can afford to be bigger victims about the shit -as they don’t have to work as strippers to fill that void… Making this one ALL the better….I wish I could feel her coming in my facial hair tonight….DROWN ME LILY COLLINS – DROWN ME WITH YOUR PUSSY LIKE I WAS THE GUY YOUR DAD SINGS ABOUT IN THAT SONG…because drowning on pussy squirt is one of my dreams and it seems like it’d be appropriate… The post Lily Collins is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King Topless of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may not know who Jaime King is…but she was a big enough model in the late 90s or early 2000s, I don’t fucking remember, but I do remember she always showed tits…and I do remember her boyfriend at the time died of a heroin overdose and that’s pretty punk rock… Apparently she posted this picture on her instagram, I don’t pay attention to instagram – so I can’t confirm or deny it – but like the brilliant reporter I am…digging deep into the depth of the story to mediate it…I’ll post it…just in case it matters…. I am too hungover to bother putting more effort than this in it… The post Jaime King Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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