The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere by a fan..because they may have fans… But the nice thing about Lara Stone is that even when she’s old, dead, fat and retired and should be locked in the basement…she’s nude and we don’t need the nude pics to last forever….she keeps bringing them… I don’t like Lara Stone, she’s a cunt, a snob, she think she’s better than she is….but she’s still showing tit…. The post Lara Stone Nude for CR Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So in 2005 – Trump was doing an interview with Access Hollywood drunk Billy Bush, remember him?….and the mic was hot, so he didn’t know his creepy rich and famous, narcissistic, womanizing, model fucking and importing, ideals were being recorded….From exploiting low level workers, not paying taxes, hating Mexicans and Muslims, while trolling the world and forcing them to think they have options in the election while he is actually just endorsing Hilary Clinton with his insanity as he’s jerking off to his daughter because he can’t actually fuck her…that would be wrong…and he’s got morals…knowing she wouldn’t be allowed to divorce… I think this is a great way to end the week, because he’s hilarious, and says things like “I did try and fuck her. She was married.” He went onto – “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” and “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything.” Then there was the Rape Culture Trigger warning – “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them,” “It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.” And Sugar Daddy, all girls are hookers when you’re that rich “And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Mr. Trump says. “You can do anything.” In conclusion…the prize quote “Grab them by the pussy.”… Genius…your next president…is a crazy person…this is just insane…but watching him defend it will be better….. I know one thing, Hillary Clinton is grabbing her pussy to this…it’s her fucking win…. PS…“Grab them by the pussy.”… The post Donald Trump is Sleazy Pussy Grabbing eof the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dianna Agron liked this snap of her named in the bath with a POODLE filter so much she put it on her instagram… I know…who cares or even know what Dianna Agron is… Well it turns out that she is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 30 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer from Georgia who probably thinks she’s a talent, a triple threat, she was on GLEE you know, and that was a huge show…a triple threat as talented as all the other 30 year old girls in LA trying to make it, or who have already made it and are on their decline…that no one really cares about because we like 18 year olds… She is engaged to one of the SONS in Mumford and Sons…so she’s not going to have to work ever again, but she should work on her slutty snapchats for her fans who jerk off to her, they need work…something she probably doesn’t know much about since according to her IMDB….doesn’t happen much… But at least she’s getting naked under the guise of being playful with snap filters…not so brilliant, but none of these twats are… The post Dianna Agron’s Shitty Naked Bath Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of this Lindsey Vonn going to the Late Show to promote some bullshit – because she’s an Olympic winner and in that alone, you have to listen, even if her personal brand image is less about skiing, and more about living in LA, with bleached blond hair, and slutty instagram whore tactics and outfit…is her inner thighs..her strong skiing inner thighs…that we can assume TIGER took at least one bite of… She has recently written a book – or someone wrote a book on her plight as a skier…living the hard life on the slopes in sleepy ski towns…and going to the olympics once every four years…a book that I am sure isn’t about the challenges of dating Tiger Woods Whore Fucker….or a step by step guide to keep your whore fucking man engaged in your sex…it starts in lower body strength and an ability to bounce up and down on a cock all day everyday…thanks to a level of horniness high testosterone from sex brings…. Here’s a caption she posted to this nude ski porn pic…. Well guys, it’s finally here! After a year and a half of hard work and a lot of personal growth, tomorrow my book will officially be sold in stores AND I’m starting my book tour! It’s taken me 31 years to finally be confident with my body and who i am, and I can’t wait to share this with you! Here are those inner skier thighs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsey Vonn’s Inner Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick as they can in a bikini looking fit….Australia…it is my life work….and when pictures like this happen, knowing that my life work is documenting all TITS from Australia, you have no choice but to assume they are a sign for the Australian TIT Gods….you have no choice but to assume that me, some loser, obese, mexican in Canada, is connected to all Australia tits at a higher level, with higher purpose… This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..but he prefers bathrooms…and modeling at 14 would probably explain why she’s a lesbian, all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…I mean that or because lesbian is good for business….either way – AUSTRALIA TITS… The post Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paige Marie Evans reminds us that there will always be girls, hot girls, not even that hot, but hot enough girls, willing to get naked for instagram photographers and fake instagram magazines, during their struggle to the top, to get to the top.. From my extensive research, she’s from Australia, on a quest to nude instagram model, hooker, prostitute herself to rich guys, so that American dreams can come true, so that she can be in LA with all her LA connects, getting ACAI bowls, or JUICE FREEZES, or Salads, California fucking loves salads…where they can spend their days taking selfies, with other professional selfie takers, for pervert brands that have management that want to fuck them, or at least see them naked on promo shoots, and the whole thing is so fucking dumb…but here are her tits, which are part of my seeing every tit ever made in Australia…a dream I’ve been working on for years…all from the comfort of my piss stained, aids ridden couch…magic. The post Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate when people tell me about their dreams…both their hopes and aspirations as well as the visions that come to them when they are sleeping….so I feel terrible saying this, but not really, because I know that no one is reading this site, but more importantly, it’s my site and I’ll do what I want, not to mention that when it comes to Kim Kardashian, like so many people come to Kim Kardashian….she is totally uninspiring… That said, the fact that she’s a media machine, getting robbed at Gun Point, by people who weren’t smart enough to kill her, because it was an inside job…was a massive diversion from the story of the Pentagon hiring a UK PR Firm for 500 million dollars…to make fake Terrorist videos…what?! Totally….reality TV is not just for KIM K…it’s for international policy…that’s why they love and allow the internet….to control all of you cunts… Either way, my dream was not representative of my hope for Kim K’s death…it was me trying to coordinate an interview between her and Larry King, like I was some low level media person booking shit for old as fuck vampires to talk to terrible as fuck humans… Now that’s not the point of this post, it’s to say that this bitch has infiltrated my mind, my subconcious…and there’s not way that there isn’t any EVIL involved in this…it is pure fucking evil and part of me wishes I wasn’t a lazy person…with more psychotic tendancies because if I was – I would make it my life work to convince one of you to off her….and not just her…the entire fucking family… Now here are her nipples in a see through shirt as she does….at the show she went to before getting “robbed”…in her AirBNB…as part as a terrible ad campaign….. The post Kim Kardashian Nipples Pre-Robbery of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga’s confident, strong, amazing and her wearing shorts the length of a pair of underwear is proof that pants, or even regular length shorts are for the weak. Or maybe, just maybe, she does anything she can to get noticed, which would make sense seeing as she’s just one giant money making scammy advertisement, but not as authentic as an informercial selling spray paint for bald spots, at least you know that shit is a scam just watching the testimonials…Lady Gaga is a subtle scam that people don’t know is a scam because they believe her self promotion that doesn’t come with a disclaimer that she’s a scam… At least no one is sexualizing her, you know because she’s Lady Gaga and Terrifying looking. This is when I say I sexually assaulted her ass in a TORONTO club before she was really famous…with my hand…while she wasn’t wearing pants then…it was 7 years ago…I’m such a predator…pervert and her ass was firm and round…so much of a pervert and predator that I assume she is thinking about me in all her songs about date rape…even though she didn’t feel my ass grabbing…because it’s safe to say at the time, she liked any attention she could get…and by looking at these shorts…it’s safe to say her ass hasn’t held up as well as it could have.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga’s Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Allison Brie is wearing some one piece thing – that I don’t give a fuck about – because who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect.. I am only posting it because I downloaded the pics to see if I could zoom in to see her bush, or stubble, that’s a high rise bathing suit and as a bush man, I appreciate bush, thinking this Jewish girl would deliver, but she didn’t she didn’t deliver at all…I see nothing… I guess I am also posting it because I am a masochist, and this one blocked me on Twitter, god knows when, I haven’t used twitter in a decade or more, but I guess I like being reminded when I annoy people enough to click the block button, it’s the closest thing to accomplished I feel…like a murderer keeping the bodies in the fridge as a reminder of the murder….only without the whole murdering or really anything of impact, because I am insignificant in her life and no family members are remembering her in some memorial, no fans are missing her, and I’m not in prison…instead here I am putting nonsense pics of her up, despite truly feeling at my core that she is insignificant in my life, but taking this time to do this would prove otherwise…it’s a weird prison I’ve built myself…a very weird prison… The post Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lina Berg is some German model, apparently she’s a big named, but I’ve never heard of her, mainly because like you, I only know the Victoria’s Secret promo model models, they are the ones with the tits, who get the press, who have little to offer the world because they’ve sold out to the evil brand, but that the world accept as the hottest pussy around…. Where as models like Lina Berg are seen as having substance, being artists, being real and authentic, you know talented…because they show their non existent tits for random magazines called King Kong that I’ve never heard of…but more importantly, they do it with such conviction because they aren’t laughing when the bullshit “art director”…puts string on her face thinking he’s just struck VAN GOGH level artistry…what a fucking joke….so lame… The post Lina Berg For King Kong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .