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Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day

If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet…. Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit…. I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Resing was also there… The post Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy

Kate Moss is still getting work – because she’s iconic…and legendary…now that 90s and hipster is the thing… Kate Moss is my favorite…because she’s such a dirty little pig…who cleans up niche..and I think I love her and have for a long time and I always will…she was the original heroin chic, criticized for being too skinny – which in and of itself is so fucking hot.. Her not giving fuck about showing her little modle of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…all from drug addict rockstars who fuck groupies…when they aren’t fucking her… Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I want to smell that old, menopausal, vile vagina….. The post Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…usually on their asses because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation who are slutty.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day

People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci… It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES… I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos… The post Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day

People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci… It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES… I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos… The post Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day

I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know… And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

Whitney Cummings pulled off a scam – she was an aspiring actor who couldn’t get work – so she jumped into comedy because you can pull off comedy when you have a pussy – without needing to be that funny. I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..because they are pandering to women who can relate and dudes who like staring at their tits. I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….and aren’t quite talented enough to make it outside of comedy…not quite hot enough to make it outside of comedy…but she was clever enough to take those cummings deposited in her to become a producer on a bunch of hit shows, so she’s rich as fuck, and living the good life in a bikini…that’s really not as bad as it could be…because luckily it’s not Amy Schumer…a monster doing the same hustle…being celebrated in GQ UK…but garbage…offensive…disgusting…as fuck….but loved by the media…god knows why…. Here’s Whitney Cummings…. The post Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Price Jordan Fame Whoring in a See Through Outfit of the DAy

Katie Price is hilarious….she’s back, not dead yet, and is a real throwback thursday…because she’s been doing this for well over 15 years… She’s beyond a shameless self promoter, but also one of the original Glamour models with clown sized tits to become a celebrity…an actual low level celebrity…attention seeking, making as much noise as possible..with and without her retard kid named Harvey… She was a hooker, who just knew how to monetize…and she’s still fucking doing it…well into what must be her late 40s…but the tits are smaller, younger….. We should celebrate anyone who has taken being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…turning herself into a sideshow freak….and uge breasted brand… Which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…from Coke to Pepsi to all the instagram whores…Katie Price did it right…she was a leader…inspiration…possibly god…and now she looks like Bruce Jenner. The post Katie Price Jordan Fame Whoring in a See Through Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day

Pamela Anderson is on a fight against porn, because I guess she’s too old to do porn, even though you’re never too old to do porn, because there is always a pervert willing to jerk off to an old lady, especially when that old lady is Pam Anderson…the Kim Kardashian of her generation…who made a lot of money of stupid tits, fake face and hair, but also from her own porno…where her husband stuck it to her on a houseboat like a classy white trash person she is… But now, she’s older, less sexualized, but still sexualizing herself, it’s all she knows…and I guess figures taking the feminist approach to porn, celebrating a woman’s choice or that she get paid more to be in porn, without factoring her own porn experience, or Playboy experience, or really that she was jerk off material for a generation of men…isn’t really what she’s about… She thinks porn is ruining the sex life and lives of millions of kids…and men…and people because it is addictive…despite having built a career off the same dopamine release people watching porn today get…it was pre-internet – we were easy… So for what must have been a generation long…people jerked off to her because she was porn…and now kids accessing porn are jerking off to weridness that makes them think big dick anal is the default sex position…and gangbang triple penetration in one hole is what you do on weekends…forgetting the romance…that Pam Anderson sold so well in her personal brand…that she probably feels she inspired in her porn…so much because it was her Honeymoon dammit…and there is no honeymoon without romance.. Well…she’s in a magazine… The post Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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