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Lily James Not Naked Enough for Burberry of the Day

Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes… I guess it was a good fit for British brand Burberry to use her in their campaign – that I guess targets rich older women who would watch the show…but keeping things edgy and fashion by stripping her down to her panties…something they apparently wear in the UK, despite what all the GLAMOUR models would lead you to believe….. The pictures leave me wanting more spread eagle shots…but…I’m sure at least one of you, there is more than one of you out there, right…will appreciate it..and I do this for you baby… The post Lily James Not Naked Enough for Burberry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily James Not Naked Enough for Burberry of the Day

Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes… I guess it was a good fit for British brand Burberry to use her in their campaign – that I guess targets rich older women who would watch the show…but keeping things edgy and fashion by stripping her down to her panties…something they apparently wear in the UK, despite what all the GLAMOUR models would lead you to believe….. The pictures leave me wanting more spread eagle shots…but…I’m sure at least one of you, there is more than one of you out there, right…will appreciate it..and I do this for you baby… The post Lily James Not Naked Enough for Burberry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day

Rihanna is getting fat…I guess the good life is catching up to her, all these women turn 25 and they can’t really escape their destined path of big girl. If you’ve been to Barbados, you’ll know that 1 in 1000 of the women are thin, the rest are big big and it would only make sense that the same fate happens for Rihanna….even though she was abducted from the island at 14 – to make this happen.. Watching her develop as a crazy rich and successful performer hasn’t been interesting, but she’s definitely gone way darker than her first candy-coated shit I remember…all these gutter tattoos and bad attitude…it’s got the point of her jerking off her mic like a dick…and I guess there’s a group of straight guys who like being raped by women who are loving this…thinking “Omg, I’d love her to strap that mic on and violate me until my prostate explodes”….we call those guys faggots…but I just find it weird…mainly because her audience is 12 year old girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANNA IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day

Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day

Rihanna is getting fat…I guess the good life is catching up to her, all these women turn 25 and they can’t really escape their destined path of big girl. If you’ve been to Barbados, you’ll know that 1 in 1000 of the women are thin, the rest are big big and it would only make sense that the same fate happens for Rihanna….even though she was abducted from the island at 14 – to make this happen.. Watching her develop as a crazy rich and successful performer hasn’t been interesting, but she’s definitely gone way darker than her first candy-coated shit I remember…all these gutter tattoos and bad attitude…it’s got the point of her jerking off her mic like a dick…and I guess there’s a group of straight guys who like being raped by women who are loving this…thinking “Omg, I’d love her to strap that mic on and violate me until my prostate explodes”….we call those guys faggots…but I just find it weird…mainly because her audience is 12 year old girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANNA IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crazy Girl Lindsay Lohan’s Bathing Suit Photo of the Day

I wonder what sucker is financing Lindsay Lohan’s Yacht adventures, because you know it’s not her paying for shit. I am surprised she still has the celebrity power to command getting free everything, but I guess she is Lindsay Lohan and that’s something that stick with you for fucking life….but more importantly, I wonder what the motivation of her posing in these dramatic photos from her iphone..in bathing suits sucking in her gut…showing off her botox face…is it because of her love for the art, the love of being on camera…the love of performing…or is it all the narcissist knows… I guess there is no sense when it comes to Lohan – because she’s crazy – but I’ll still follow her around because I’m old and nostalgic and convinced she’s perfect…and everyone else is just flawed…you know like how no one cared when her boyfriend beat her up…and just collectively felt she deserved it…that was amazing moment in feminism and this down with the patriarchy movement…of “well if bitch is crazy, maybe she needs to get beat”….fascinating social experiment this Lohan has been… The post Crazy Girl Lindsay Lohan’s Bathing Suit Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Skinny Ass in Shorts of the Day

Emma Roberts has a nice skinny ass in a world where not enough girls have nice skinny asses because skinny asses aren’t celebrated anymore, not even cute skinny asses with some shape…and all these sluts want monster asses….even though monster asses are gross….but Emma Roberts brings us hope of a better tomorrow…. Thanks to her I still believe that there are girls out there who insist on being skinny, who still starve themselves and workout as much and as hard as they can….because they know that being fat is disgusting, we just don’t hear a lot from them, because they are either too weak or tired to speak up, or too happen in how good they look, or being overpowered by the body positive fat chicks…. I guess what guys are forgetting is how little round asses make your dicks look bigger when you fuck them, which should be enough reason to want to get involved in that skinny girl world…instead of this fertility, high estrogren and cholesterol shit we’re constantly exposed to…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She also wore a white shirt… To see more pics of her in a white shirt – shopping – CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Skinny Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day

Leven Rambin Parrack is a soap star, or a child star, or a child soap star who I would assume very few people actually know of, but then I remember that you’re all a bunch of unemployed weirdos on disability checks who sit at home all day watching daytime TV…and jerking off to the 13 year old Leven Rambin Parrack they cast in their ridiculous, designed for real fucking low level people, trash…because you just have nothing better to do, and that’s just the kind of guy you are… She’s apparently on some other show or movie now, but I could be in the same room as her, and I probably have, and didn’t notice her, but if she was in a bathing suit posing like this, all fame-whore stanced…I’d be into it, because I am into it, she’s just not letting me get into it…because she’s not that kind of girl…you know a gutter street hooker I can afford… The post Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day

No one likes my joke that Haley Joel Osment is his now more successful, despite not being Oscar nominated, but still working, sister…. No one thinks a good tranny to get famous like Bruce Jenner idea which would make sense, a rich 18 year old gets no castings, what’s a boy to do after tasting that fame and feeling really talented in the space, left to his own devices…he gets breast implants, grows his hair, tucks his dick and reinvents his goddamn self….it makes perfect sense…especially since this one flaunts them tits every chance she gets…. It’s probably because no one reads anything I write….although, I did match with a tranny on tinder last night and I kept asking about IT’s uterus…which apparently upset the tranny knowing he’ll never have a uterus….it was pretty good times….without having to leave the comfort of my own pissed stained couch… The post Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning in the Backseat of the Day

Creepy Dakota Fanning posted a picture of her ass cheek on her shoe…I know there are a lot of fetishes rolled up into this one photo…from feet, to ass, to creepy actress, child star, oscar nominee, whored out by her parents, replaced by her sister, left to figure out this world she missed out on all on her own, with a pile of money to do it….so why not put your foot on your ass and make dreams come true or some shit…which is exactly what she did….sex it up girl…that shit always works…rebel against your family….become your own person….this is the gateway to her doing porn…we have a long road of failures ahead…but I believe we can get to that magical place of broken child star wanting anything to get back in front of the camera….which unfortunately she can do with her social media…dammit… The post Dakota Fanning in the Backseat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl…. You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to.. But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs… I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me… It’s for Elle US… The post Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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