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Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift… I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life.. Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert… In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic… If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough CLICK HERE If you don’t like that -TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVING THE GYM IN A SKIRT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic… Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club” You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering. But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture… “when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains… I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt. The post Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristina Sheiter by Kesler Tran of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are too many aspiring models, who aren’t quite actual models, but are so vapid and lazy that all they want is to be a model, getting naked for random photographers who are virtual no names but have an instagram following, for magazines that barely exist, but that I like to pretend I’ve had a subscription to for the last 20 years, because their journalism is just that on point, that I can’t imagine a life without them…you know up on some National Graphic expedition level content, only the “naked girl in an apartment on a bed for free” version…run through a ton of fucking filters, not even interesting or documentary of the youth, but rather staged cheesy posed shit…but they are naked and naked girls, who get naked for free, are naked…and I love naked and so do all dudes making people like this semi-matter….not enough to get paid, but enough to get followers, which in turn will get them paid…it’s a grind…a lazy fucking grind…that all comes back to “why do you want to be a famous model again?”…what went wrong in her life or in society that value is put on being another one of the thousands of naked girls who are too pussy to do porn, but who aren’t too pussy to get financed by rich dudes, because I guess they think they deserve it..modern stripping maybe….modern hooking…social media to get the good life paid for…who knows…it’s just garbage…and here is Kristina Sheiter, another one of these thousands of girls, out there naked to grow her audience…hoping to go viral and mainstream, while hoping the dudes who are paying extra for raw unprotected sex that are playing the Boyfriend part…don’t make her go viral in the herpes way…but they will…and I guess it’s worth it…. Here are some pics for Treats!, the hub of LA sugar babies shooting pics for no real reason in magazines no one really cares about..but she’s hot – so let’s help her live that dream! The post Kristina Sheiter by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Catches Wife Flirting – Makes Her Walk the Street Naked in NY and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

QUAD FAIL – WTF! Best Suicide Fail Ever Woman Showing Off on Motorcycle Falls Fake Beggar Caught Tire Smashes Through a Car Window Russian Skiing Behind Train…in RUSSIA Great MLK Interview St Louis Metrolink in St Louis Crackhead on Fire… Car VS GAs Station Naked Protestor of the Day The post Man Catches Wife Flirting – Makes Her Walk the Street Naked in NY and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cat Mcneil Naked for Tim Richardson of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cat McNeil is some model I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, which according to an app I have is about 5,000 of the 5,100 sluts I follow, because I guess they don’t like me….think they are too good for me…but the good news is that they post pics they pose in, probbaly for free, wearing weird fetish gear in what they probably assume is artistic, but that is really just fetish gear, and that allows me to see them for the slut that they are…a slut that doesn’t think she’s a slut but who does slut things to get ahead so that she can be a slut on her own terms. Feminism. When I see pics of girls in fetish gear…it’s girl in fetish gear…no matter how they try to spin it…so here’s Cat McNeil in fetish gear. The post Cat Mcneil Naked for Tim Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helicopter Catches Couple Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just a chick and her Shuttlecock Dance… Teen Gets Knocked Out Great Boobs on TV Building Collapse in Egypt… TV Host Loses Bikini Top… The post Helicopter Catches Couple Fuck and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots. This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great… But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead. An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage.. Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge. The post Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Winona Ryder Model of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide. At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits… Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits… And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago… The post Winona Ryder Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too. Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me… I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?” Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems. The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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