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Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society…. Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit…. Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis… But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”… So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’ But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream… The post Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society…. Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit…. Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis… But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”… So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’ But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream… The post Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying. I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better… Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993… Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap… The post Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt… Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence Thank god that worked out….. It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal.. It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed. It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid.. It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story.. It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift… Here’s she singing about getting high before getting MRI….. Ok fine, she’s amazing… The post The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit… So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves.. Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos.. When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose. This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit.. What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane… The post Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks.. I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from… I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring.. But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner.. I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote… Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles… What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Solid “Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend” and Other Videos of the Day

Basketball VS Drone How to get a Tween Off Her Phone I Love Insurance Scams School Room Brawl Get Naked in Fight… Cop VS Student Fight in Classroom Drunk Driver of the Day CCTV Road Rage… The post A Solid “Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend” and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day

Ruby Rose is mad at Untitled Magazine because they posted a picture of her nipple, I had to actually LOOK for this picture to find, a picture that I guess she didn’t want people to see, now that she’s all famous and is in the process of milking these tits, by pretending she doesn’t have tits, it’s the Tranny generation, where ambiguous gender is marketable…but that she didn’t mind taking? Weird…. She posted this protest on her instagram..So artistic…So Staged…So Obvious….. So now she’s getting her loyal retard fans to boycott the magazine, which is code for, “Help promote the feature, we need a scandal to get people talking”….and I guess it’s working, because #nipples… Who gives a fuck about nipples, it’s the free the nipple generation, this bitch needs to calm the fuck down… I guess we should remember that Playboy exists for leaking Marilyn Monroe nudes their first issue, Penthouse for releasing everyone naked….it’s just good business to expose these idiots…no matter how irrelevant they are… She Looks Like Bieber…and the pics are hardly racy…she’s in a fucking dress..is that the scandal? Shut the fuck up. I can’t even find the fucking nipple picture….and this is what I do for work…everyday…so…let’s just call this a publicity stunt…but here’s another nipple pic….kinda… VIA UNTITLED MAGAZINE The post Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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