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Taylor Swift Avoiding her Cameltoe of the Day

Taylor Swift, in her attempt to be hot, put on a pair of shorts cuz she knows that she’s got long legs…and long legs are meant to be stared at if you’ve got them….sexualizing herself as she has so many times before…but in public instead of in private as she normally does, where she fills herself or the void in her soul and between her legs with any dudes she can to try to come up with catchy new lyrics for her shitty fucking music that works because society is fucking simplistic and stupid and understands what broken hearts feel like…even if Taylor Swift doesn’t have a heart…she’s some reptilian snake out there tainting all of our lives… POINT being…. She’s figured out in these years of having exploited herself for her craft…making her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars basically exploiting the listener without them knowing….that it’s probably wise to cover your cunt when in shorts as you get out of the car for the paparazzi…because when you’ve fucked as much as Taylor…it’s easy to get things…like SHORTS…lost up there… USE THE PURSE…instead of the VAGINA that is her actual purse since it has made her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars…because without it…she’d have nothing to write dumb songs I fucking hate…about… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Avoiding her Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day

Sophie Turner Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame….or maybe Jonas brother’s fame…I mean Game of Thrones Fame…cuz the majority of people watch that shit and know her from that..while I just sit here keeping tract of the penis that enters the vagina and judge her accordingly…like a white insecure dude finding out his girl has fucked at least one black guy…that always THROWS off the relationship…and is forever in the back of his mind as he tries to fuck her…. I am a firm believer that girls should be judged by the penis they put in them, because the penis they put in them is a direct reflection of how they view themselves…because women, even the sluts, are very selective in who they put in them…..they don’t just put anyone in them…even if it seems like they do….there is some criteria met and through careful analysis you can figure it all out….not that you should waste your time doing that…but to some of us it just comes natural without any thought…so we do it… Point being, I hate any show with dragons and wizards in it… I also hate that Sophie Turner only wears ONE Piece bathing suits…like she’s the new Taylor Swift….only less disgusting…. I just wonder what’s wrong with her body that it is always in a one-piece….maybe it’s a Modest is the Hottest mormon thing…cuz I do remember when the Jonas Bros were virgins with purity rings in the media….back when they dated that bitch from the Twilight Saga….Vampires another thing I don’t fuck with…. I’m assuming she’s got a Tattoo of the Jonas Brothers across her stomach, like the fan girl she is, now living the dream….cuz there’s gotta be something going on there..but what it is…remains a mystery…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Homeless Masturbator and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Ejected from Roller Coaster Boat VS Rocks Naked in NYC Cop VS SUV Fire Department Saving Ducks Wind Takes Out Concrete Slab Squirrel in the Pizza Kitchen… Miracle Just Happened… The post Homeless Masturbator and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rose McGowan’s Old Lady Sex Cult Raised Nudes for Attention of the Day

I remember a few years ago, the first of the Rose McGowan leaked nudes appeared…and she was sucking dick in them, like she had been sucking dick since she was a young cult member in the Children of God cult back in Italy…where she was a participant in spreading the word of their lord through pedophilia…with parents who gave up their kids sexually for the pedophiles… I hit her up on FB and was like “Hey Rose, there are dick sucking pics of you on the internet”….to which she said she didn’t care…because sex is wonderful maybe, nudity is wonderful definitely, and because nothing is sacred in this performance art of your life….with your audience watching in… Rose McGowan only really caught my attention in the mid 90s for being nude…so she’s been at this nude thing for a while and we’ve all seen her nude…so what the fuck is the big deal of being nude now…there is no big deal in her being nude now…but it is still fun to participate in as people she doesn’t give a fuck about sending nudes to, but doesn’t mind if we see the nudes and that’s great. An Easter Miracle on this Glorious Holy Weekend…and sex cults fuck people up and make them perverts…but we are all perverts…so it’s nice that someone, even an elderly woman, is feeding us the pussy pics.. The post Rose McGowan’s Old Lady Sex Cult Raised Nudes for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day

I am old enough to remember Brooke Shields before she transitioned and became a man… I am old enough to remember seeing a 15 year old Brooke Shield when she was a girl…naked on a deserted island…in Blue Lagoon…a role that I like to think was her only worthy role…but also one I was confused about because getting a 15 year old naked in Hollywood is a thing they like to do…but they are usually not so bold as to film it – even if it is for the sake of ART or content….they usually hire 20 year olds to play 15 year olds who get naked. I remember her sitcom, or when she made me question Agassi’s sexuality, something I am sure tennis fans wondered with all his flamboyant neon outfits… Yet here she is in her 50s, maybe 60s…with her ass in the air, like she just washed up on shore….and it’s weird…but not overly weird cuz it looks like she may be back n her estrogen as she’s looking more womanly than she has in years…. Menopause usually does the opposite…so silly…you are…Brooke Shields.. Funny what instagram does to these people, just naked all the time… The post Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models. Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America… Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose… Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap. We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from China. We don’t need you – we have Instagram brands. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joan Smalls Topless of the Day

Joan Smalls got her shirt off, just to show you all how smalls she is…. The Victoria’s Secret model, who may not actually be a Victoria’s Secret model…but that I will assume is a Victoria’s Model because it’s a modern era where black people like Joan Smalls are allowed to work for white Jewish brands as one of their spokesmodels to connect with their black audience, which is large….to pretend they aren’t racist and for white people…you know get paid where you can…we are all God’s People….and we all need underwear – no discrimination. This topless picture of her is weird. I don’t really understand the dramatic “look at me with my intense look while on a bed in jeans”…cry for likes. But I am not the artist or rich model that Joan Smalls is….She knows what she’s doing…and this is how she’s doing it. I’d rather be looking at her labia. But that’s just me….and I’m a guy who has never had sex with a black girl due to racism. Not my racism. I love black girls….but Their racism…towards me…which may be less about racism and more about me being an unshowered, creepy and disgusting loser… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joan Smalls Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paulina Gaitan Naked of the Day

Paulina Gaitan is some actress getting naked for an Amazon show called Diablo Guardian It is a very important show. She is a very important actress. With a very important role. Cuz the tits are often times what make a show worth watching.. So here are the tits and now you don’t hav to watch the show .. We got the good parts here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paulina Gaitan Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

Jordyn Jones looks like she likes to have a good time… I love that every instagram photo looks like a dramatic Playboy shot of the 1970s – when it was an original thing… All dramatic, grasping her face, like a Southern Girl who’s horse just ran off… A Damsel in Distress… Like her puppy just died… Dramatic…but so badly done…. Half naked though…makes it AIGHT by me…that means ALRIGHT in 2002 speak…which is probably when this bitch was born. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/JOrdyn-Jones-Slutty.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Brook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest… But she is pretty naked, I guess she figures the last 4 or 5 years since her ABORTION – and Moving to LA…hasn’t been as lucrative as it could have been, so she’s going back to her roots. Speaking of her abortion that she marketed as a miscarriage – to be accessible and not alienate her PRO LIFE fans….which is a weird concept cuz if you’re pro life – why you looking at TITS – god will be mad at you – cuz pro life means you believe in life that has a higher purpose than that of the mother who should have the right to decide if she wants to shit out some lecherous thing growing inside of her before it’s too late and she has to murder it like Casey Anthony…. Point being…she’s menopausal anyway…we don’t need to worry about her glory days as she tries to channel her glory days with her titties out. FUN STUFF. Where’s the clits at? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Brook Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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